I work without the net of spell cheque here people.notyou2 wrote:Is that similar to Corinthians, or do you have a different bible than most others?
Religion Is Like Your Penis
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Was this statement based on the false assumption that I'm religious?notyou2 wrote:Erm, was that judgmental????? I wonder what the bible says about judging others????
Anyone?
I think that people who claim to be members of a given faith but ignore the tenets of that faith because they don't fit modern ideals are intellectual cowards. People that don't agree with the tenets of their religion should give it up, and those that don't are like children that refuse to give up their pacifiers.
What exactly do you think that passage means?2dimes wrote:Would you be talking about 1 Corintians 6:2 ?notyou2 wrote:Erm, was that judgmental????? I wonder what the bible says about judging others????
Anyone?
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I think it's something to do with the Saints winning the Super Bowl last year, but that's just one interpretation.GabonX wrote:What exactly do you think that passage means?2dimes wrote:Would you be talking about 1 Corintians 6:2 ?notyou2 wrote:Erm, was that judgmental????? I wonder what the bible says about judging others????
Anyone?
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That's a rather prophetic interpretation.. I'm not sure that's it.
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If you're looking for a verse on judging, try Matthew 7:1-5. Given, I'm not a religious person, but if it helps this convo move along I'm glad to help.
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I'm specifically interested in what point 2dimes was trying to make about Corinthians 6:2...rdsrds2120 wrote:If you're looking for a verse on judging, try Matthew 7:1-5. Given, I'm not a religious person, but if it helps this convo move along I'm glad to help.
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Yeah, I don't get it much either tbh. =\GabonX wrote:I'm specifically interested in what point 2dimes was trying to make about Corinthians 6:2...rdsrds2120 wrote:If you're looking for a verse on judging, try Matthew 7:1-5. Given, I'm not a religious person, but if it helps this convo move along I'm glad to help.
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Does that mean I get to start a religion entirely based on my penis? Awesome.
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Now how does this analogy relate to Scientology?
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Scientology isn't a religion. It's a business.
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It's about Christians judging other Christians rather than taking each other to court where they will be judged by unbelievers, which will harm every Christian.rdsrds2120 wrote:Yeah, I don't get it much either tbh. =\GabonX wrote:I'm specifically interested in what point 2dimes was trying to make about Corinthians 6:2...rdsrds2120 wrote:If you're looking for a verse on judging, try Matthew 7:1-5. Given, I'm not a religious person, but if it helps this convo move along I'm glad to help.
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That sounds rather...............Jewish????
I wonder if the christians borrowed anything from other religions?
I wonder if the christians borrowed anything from other religions?
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Not for everyonenagerous wrote:Religion is big man.
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Win!nagerous wrote:Religion is big man.
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It also has elements that many find hard to swallow.
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....Tripitaka wrote:It also has elements that many find hard to swallow.
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OH! I get it!
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Although, it is easier to give to women than to other men...
There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives
Problems close to the heart can easily be solved by diamonds. Those close to the mind, however, require men in white coats
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You're obviously not a ... on second thought, maybe I shouldn't make that joke.Nuker wrote:Although, it is easier to give to women than to other men...
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Religion also teaches good foreplay.
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Hmmm... both penises and religion give you a chance to have your life continue after you die.
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True, my dear fellow. True.
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I rushed that one but I was basically just bringing in something writen in the bible about judging.MeDeFe wrote:It's about Christians judging other Christians rather than taking each other to court where they will be judged by unbelievers, which will harm every Christian.rdsrds2120 wrote:Yeah, I don't get it much either tbh. =\GabonX wrote:I'm specifically interested in what point 2dimes was trying to make about Corinthians 6:2...rdsrds2120 wrote:If you're looking for a verse on judging, try Matthew 7:1-5. Given, I'm not a religious person, but if it helps this convo move along I'm glad to help.
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