The Truly Very Angry Tea Party (This Thread Was First)

[pimpdave]

how about rather than cutting spending, we just agree to live within our means.

Why should the USA be able to spend 40% more than the USA makes?

So you agree that the tax cuts for the rich were a bad idea. I agree. Let's live within our means. Charge the rich accordingly for the privilege of amassing such great wealth!

The top 1% of our population already pays like 33% of all the taxes collected by the government. I'd say they're being taxed well beyond "accordingly".

Yeah, I know you can't handle complex concepts like math, so there's no real point in telling you that your argument makes absolutely no sense, but it makes absolutely no sense. They control a disproportionate amount of resources but only pay 25% of the taxes.


EDIT: Yeah, what metsfanx said.

[pimpdave]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21134540/vp/41985075#41985075

7 children die in a farmhouse fire. Police aren't ruling out the Tea Party.

I don't understand this .gif, but I like it!

[Juan_Bottom]

I'm not sure that I do either? Do the white people represent the Tea Party? Don't they usually use blonde hair and blue eyed people in their propaganda? Plus a redhead might be Irish and/or Roman Catholic. I'm not sure that the murderous Tea Party could accept that.

[pimpdave]

I'm not sure that I do either? Do the white people represent the Tea Party? Don't they usually use blonde hair and blue eyed people in their propaganda? Plus a redhead might be Irish and/or Roman Catholic. I'm not sure that the murderous Tea Party could accept that.

It is scary how incredibly racist the Tea Party is. Have you ever seen this photo of the founder of the movement? Looks pretty racist to me!

[notyou2]

how about rather than cutting spending, we just agree to live within our means.

Why should the USA be able to spend 40% more than the USA makes?

So you agree that the tax cuts for the rich were a bad idea. I agree. Let's live within our means. Charge the rich accordingly for the privilege of amassing such great wealth!

The top 1% of our population already pays like 33% of all the taxes collected by the government. I'd say they're being taxed well beyond "accordingly".

Translation, I'm very wealthy and made my money off the backs of all you schmucks, now go piss up a rope.

[Night Strike]

I'm not sure that I do either? Do the white people represent the Tea Party? Don't they usually use blonde hair and blue eyed people in their propaganda? Plus a redhead might be Irish and/or Roman Catholic. I'm not sure that the murderous Tea Party could accept that.

It is scary how incredibly racist the Tea Party is. Have you ever seen this photo of the founder of the movement? Looks pretty racist to me!

It's amazing that you can only use one photo of the alleged founder (which he's not) to demonstrate that the entire movement is racist. You'd think if there are so many racists in the group, you'd be able to find more than one photo as proof.

[Juan_Bottom]

NS argument can be translated for this picture too. Just because Hitler was the leader of the Nazi party does not mean that all Nazis were racists.



One can't help but wonder how entangled in this Tea Party militia conspiracy he really is.

[BigBallinStalin]

NS argument can be translated for this picture too. Just because Hitler was the leader of the Nazi party does not mean that all Nazis were racists.



One can't help but wonder how entangled in this Tea Party militia conspiracy he really is.

This is true. In fact, several high-ranking German (or Nazi) generals flagrantly disregarded orders to gather all the Jews in their occupied territories and ship them out to wherever.

[pimpdave]

Name them.

[BigBallinStalin]

Name them.

Unfortunately, none of them could be found for further questioning, as they appear to be all dead.

[pimpdave]

Name them.

Unfortunately, none of them could be found for further questioning, as they appear to be all dead.

So one of two things happened:

1) they never existed

2) the Tea Party Death Squad got to them first.

[BigBallinStalin]

Name them.

Unfortunately, none of them could be found for further questioning, as they appear to be all dead.

So one of two things happened:

1) they never existed

2) the Tea Party Death Squad got to them first.

I have a detailed account of how #2 is the right answer:



To make their motive known, here is a picture of a Tea Party Death Squad in civilian dress before embarking on their mission:

Click image to enlarge.

They have blurred their faces to protect their true identities.

___________________________________________________________________________________________

As you can see these are the plans for the time travel machine used by the Tea Party Death Squad:



Einstein's involvement was a fact as is clearly shown in the following picture:



___________________________________________________________________________________________

As you can see, the man on the right is planning for such a mission in his War Room. That man is actually the Tea Party Ring Leader in disguise.


Note the similarity:



Obvious.

___________________________________________________________________________________________

As you can observe from this eye-in-the-sky picture, you will see the Tea Party Death Squad ready for action:


This is the typical combat gear of a Tea Party Death Squad member of their time-travel forces (TTF) division:


___________________________________________________________________________________________

This is what the Russians observed on the Eastern Front.

It's the chronosphere in action, teleporting the Tea Party Death Squad.

___________________________________________________________________________________________

Those generals who were sympathetic to the Jews were rounded up by the Tea Party Death Squad and then coerced into entering the building which was soon destroyed by unknown sea vessels of probable Russian origin:


Those generals who refused to enter the building were turned into teeth containing valuable fillings:






Based on the overwhelming evidence, it is obvious that number 2 is the correct answer.

[notyou2]

Name them.

Unfortunately, none of them could be found for further questioning, as they appear to be all dead.

So one of two things happened:

1) they never existed

2) the Tea Party Death Squad got to them first.

I have a detailed account of how #2 is the right answer:



To make their motive known, here is a picture of a Tea Party Death Squad in civilian dress before embarking on their mission:

Click image to enlarge.

They have blurred their faces to protect their true identities.

___________________________________________________________________________________________

As you can see these are the plans for the time travel machine used by the Tea Party Death Squad:



Einstein's involvement was a fact as is clearly shown in the following picture:



___________________________________________________________________________________________

As you can see, the man on the right is planning for such a mission in his War Room. That man is actually the Tea Party Ring Leader in disguise.


Note the similarity:



Obvious.

___________________________________________________________________________________________

As you can observe from this eye-in-the-sky picture, you will see the Tea Party Death Squad ready for action:


This is the typical combat gear of a Tea Party Death Squad member of their time-travel forces (TTF) division:


___________________________________________________________________________________________

This is what the Russians observed on the Eastern Front.

It's the chronosphere in action, teleporting the Tea Party Death Squad.

___________________________________________________________________________________________

Those generals who were sympathetic to the Jews were rounded up by the Tea Party Death Squad and then coerced into entering the building which was soon destroyed by unknown sea vessels of probable Russian origin:


Those generals who refused to enter the building were turned into teeth containing valuable fillings:






Based on the overwhelming evidence, it is obvious that number 2 is the correct answer.

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[Juan_Bottom]

Some of those "Death Squad" members disguised as plumbers appear to be black. This is just more jibber-jabber propaganda designed to confuse us.

[john9blue]

red alert 2 made this thread about 5x more awesome.

[Phatscotty]

my thread was first so this is a lie

[pimpdave]

Name them.

Unfortunately, none of them could be found for further questioning, as they appear to be all dead.

So one of two things happened:

1) they never existed

2) the Tea Party Death Squad got to them first.

I have a detailed account of how #2 is the right answer:



To make their motive known, here is a picture of a Tea Party Death Squad in civilian dress before embarking on their mission:

Click image to enlarge.

They have blurred their faces to protect their true identities.

___________________________________________________________________________________________

As you can see these are the plans for the time travel machine used by the Tea Party Death Squad:



Einstein's involvement was a fact as is clearly shown in the following picture:



___________________________________________________________________________________________

As you can see, the man on the right is planning for such a mission in his War Room. That man is actually the Tea Party Ring Leader in disguise.


Note the similarity:



Obvious.

___________________________________________________________________________________________

As you can observe from this eye-in-the-sky picture, you will see the Tea Party Death Squad ready for action:


This is the typical combat gear of a Tea Party Death Squad member of their time-travel forces (TTF) division:


___________________________________________________________________________________________

This is what the Russians observed on the Eastern Front.

It's the chronosphere in action, teleporting the Tea Party Death Squad.

___________________________________________________________________________________________

Those generals who were sympathetic to the Jews were rounded up by the Tea Party Death Squad and then coerced into entering the building which was soon destroyed by unknown sea vessels of probable Russian origin:


Those generals who refused to enter the building were turned into teeth containing valuable fillings:






Based on the overwhelming evidence, it is obvious that number 2 is the correct answer.

I think your evidence might be slightly flawed.