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natty_dread wrote: 1. That's all good if they have consistent laws in the universe. But to me it seems more like they're just winging it as they go.

It doesn't really matter if the laws of their universe don't make sense in our reality, as long as they have internal consistency. But do they have that? Seems to me that everything that doesn't make sense is just handwaved away by "magic" (see #3).

Electromagnetic radiation can't make items stick to their hooves, unless all items in the pony universe are magnetic. If they can use telekinesis, why do they only use it to float items next to their hooves?

And if it's magic, why don't they use the same magic to solve all their problems? Things just don't add up.

Also, who makes all their clothes and accessories?

Also: Why do they all have tattoos in their butts? Do ponies live in a trailor park?

2. I don't buy it. Human "moral standards" are pretty lax: humans are constantly killing others, doing immoral things for money, etc. And don't get me started on shady construction companies that cut costs and pocket the profits - leaving the inhabitants in deep shit 5 years down the line, living in a moldy or poorly constructed home. Humans have also been known to do stupid things. If ponies have similar morals as humans, they could well construct a castle near a cliff and just figure it's not their problem if it collapses, as long as they get the money.

3. Again, magic explains everything? Lazy writing.
- i can see why it would appear that way. and they don't use magic to solve all their problems; if they did, the show would be extremely boring. i would guess that their magical abilities are limited in some manner, since some ponies are more talented at magic than others.

rarity makes fancy clothes (as seen here), but i'm not sure who makes their everyday attire. most of them walk around naked; they are less sinful than us it seems.

they aren't tattoos, they're tram- i mean, cutie marks. it's hasbro's way of explaining puberty to young girls. google it.

- this is a castle for the leader of their world. i think the architects would be held to extremely strict standards.

besides, would you commit murder if there was no food shortage and everypony was able to lead a fulfilling life?

- it's possible that she didn't visit the moon bodily, but instead, her consciousness was transferred there. that wouldn't require breathing.
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john9blue wrote:- i can see why it would appear that way. and they don't use magic to solve all their problems; if they did, the show would be extremely boring. i would guess that their magical abilities are limited in some manner, since some ponies are more talented at magic than others.

rarity makes fancy clothes (as seen here), but i'm not sure who makes their everyday attire. most of them walk around naked; they are less sinful than us it seems.
Ok. This is getting to an interesting direction.

Are ponies immortal? Do they reproduce, and if so, how? How come we never see baby ponies, or pregnant ponies?

Where are their genitals?

Do ponies have sex?
john9blue wrote:they aren't tattoos, they're tram- i mean, cutie marks. it's hasbro's way of explaining puberty to young girls. google it.
Puberty = tramp stamps? I mean, "cutie marks".

I thought puberty was about angst, crappy bands and secretly getting drunk.
john9blue wrote:- this is a castle for the leader of their world. i think the architects would be held to extremely strict standards.
Maybe, maybe not. Maybe their leaders are just very gullible? Like the emperor's clothes, the pony leader got sold a crappy palace but everyone's too full of it to say it straight out.
john9blue wrote:besides, would you commit murder if there was no food shortage and everypony was able to lead a fulfilling life?
I wouldn't, but some mentally un-stable pony might.
john9blue wrote:- it's possible that she didn't visit the moon bodily, but instead, her consciousness was transferred there. that wouldn't require breathing.
Ok, so now the ponies are capable of astral projection? Is this canon or is it just your speculation?
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natty_dread wrote:Ok. This is getting to an interesting direction.

Are ponies immortal? Do they reproduce, and if so, how? How come we never see baby ponies, or pregnant ponies?
there is evidence that ponies age. baby ponies do exist. their origins are uncertain; this is a major plot point that many fans are hoping will be answered in future seasons.
natty_dread wrote:Where are their genitals?
we don't even know if they reproduce, how do we know that they even have genitals? if they do, it's likely that they are being censored out due to the fact that this is a children's show.
natty_dread wrote:Do ponies have sex?
according to the internet, yes.
natty_dread wrote:Puberty = tramp stamps? I mean, "cutie marks".

I thought puberty was about angst, crappy bands and secretly getting drunk.
young ponies get their cutie marks when they discover their true calling in life. 3 ponies on the show are the only ones in their class who don't have cutie marks yet. that kind of thing.
natty_dread wrote:Maybe, maybe not. Maybe their leaders are just very gullible? Like the emperor's clothes, the pony leader got sold a crappy palace but everyone's too full of it to say it straight out.
celestia is far from gullible, she's actually pretty crafty. at any rate, the castle has stood for hundreds of years, so it appears to be architecturally sound.
natty_dread wrote:I wouldn't, but some mentally un-stable pony might.
you presume that it is possible for ponies to become mentally unstable. i refute that assumption. have YOU ever seen a mentally unstable pony?
natty_dread wrote:Ok, so now the ponies are capable of astral projection? Is this canon or is it just your speculation?
not canon, just my speculation. however, a few ponies do exhibit the ability to move large celestial objects, so it's not unreasonable to assume that they can change the atmospheric composition of a small satellite such as the moon at will.
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What, no rebuttal to my point?
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muy_thaiguy wrote:What, no rebuttal to my point?
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I think they would make excellent additions to Happy Tree Friends. :mrgreen:
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john9blue wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:What, no rebuttal to my point?
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john9blue wrote:you presume that it is possible for ponies to become mentally unstable. i refute that assumption. have YOU ever seen a mentally unstable pony?
I PRESENT A COUNTER POINT SIR!!!!! I have seen mentally unstable ponies! and it looks like THIS!
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The Bison King wrote: I PRESENT A COUNTER POINT SIR!!!!! I have seen mentally unstable ponies! and it looks like THIS!
okay, pinkie pie is THE only mentally unstable pony. except for fluttershy in the season finale. and rarity when she gets stressed out. and applejack in that one episode.
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And Pinky Poo-poo when her "special collection" gets flushed.
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