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[Funkyterrance]

Who was the first person that you told when you decided to come out?

Your Dad, but by then the cat had already been let out of the bag, so to speak...

[riskllama]

do you miss the Platinum Lounge? if yes, how much do you miss it?
also, what is the best thrash metal album of all time? master of puppets or reign in blood?

[Metsfanmax]

do you miss the Platinum Lounge? if yes, how much do you miss it?

A little bit.

also, what is the best thrash metal album of all time? master of puppets or reign in blood?

Master of Puppets.

[riskllama]

ok, which one has the better cover art?

[Metsfanmax]

ok, which one has the better cover art?

Kill 'Em All

[riskllama]

that wasn't one of the albums. don't go rogue on me now, mets - i must know...

[Funkyterrance]

that wasn't one of the albums. don't go rogue on me now, mets - i must know...

There's not much point in fact checking over the interwebs. It's probably best to keep it light and low pressure. For example:

Do you ever shave your balls?

[Funkyterrance]

Well, max, do you?

[Metsfanmax]

Such an ungentlemanly question.

[khazalid]

is it ever acceptable to force your pikachu to evolve? would you for instance, in an otherwise unwinnable avatar battle, begin sporting a reluctant raichu?

[Funkyterrance]

Such an ungentlemanly question.

I'll take that as a "yes".

[Metsfanmax]

is it ever acceptable to force your pikachu to evolve? would you for instance, in an otherwise unwinnable avatar battle, begin sporting a reluctant raichu?

Absolutely not. No win is ever worth that cost.

[Funkyterrance]

is it ever acceptable to force your pikachu to evolve? would you for instance, in an otherwise unwinnable avatar battle, begin sporting a reluctant raichu?

I wouldn't dream of blatantly contradicting max in this thread but I mean really, pokemon are meant to be our slaves and, if properly trained, ought not to have an inkling of a sense of "self" as it were.

[Metsfanmax]

is it ever acceptable to force your pikachu to evolve? would you for instance, in an otherwise unwinnable avatar battle, begin sporting a reluctant raichu?

I wouldn't dream of blatantly contradicting max in this thread but I mean really, pokemon are meant to be our slaves and, if properly trained, ought not to have an inkling of a sense of "self" as it were.

Bro it's like you didn't even play the Pokemon games. Pokemon are our partners and friends, not our slaves. We keep them locked up without food or water in tiny prisons and then force them to fight each other into submission because we love them.

If you find that ironic, consider that a nation largely consisting of self-described animal lovers regularly condones and indirectly participates in the process of breeding animals in captivity, giving them hormones to grow at unnaturally large rates, and then slaughtering them at a young age because they like the taste of the flesh of those animals. That's some tough love.

[Funkyterrance]

is it ever acceptable to force your pikachu to evolve? would you for instance, in an otherwise unwinnable avatar battle, begin sporting a reluctant raichu?

I wouldn't dream of blatantly contradicting max in this thread but I mean really, pokemon are meant to be our slaves and, if properly trained, ought not to have an inkling of a sense of "self" as it were.

Bro it's like you didn't even play the Pokemon games. Pokemon are our partners and friends, not our slaves. We keep them locked up without food or water in tiny prisons and then force them to fight each other into submission because we love them.

If you find that ironic, consider that a nation largely consisting of self-described animal lovers regularly condones and indirectly participates in the process of breeding animals in captivity, giving them hormones to grow at unnaturally large rates, and then slaughtering them at a young age because they like the taste of the flesh of those animals. That's some tough love.

It's a tough world, max. The sooner you realize that, the better.
As far as not playing the games, well... When you face my bench you'll see the merit of my philosophy as my pokemon shows no mercy or emotion while your fiery, independant little pikachu screams in agony.

[Army of GOD]

I agree wth Mets. Forcing a Pikachu to evolve is akin to raping a woman. Only Funky doesn't care about raping someone, so that's why he's ok with it

[Funkyterrance]

When in Rome, Aog, my starry eyed friend.

By the by, as a fellow trainer, you may want to be less overt with your insults. It's not only uninteresting but really is a sign of weakness. Your pokemon are rational, thinking beings, always watching and listening, so be aware that one day you may wake up to find them quite literally laughing in your face.

[Phatscotty]

Are you going to Hell?

been there done that. A mysterious 'hooded figure' showed up at a pride parade/celebration and lit the entire club on fire by accidentally using holi powder with the stage pyrotechnics. The 'hooded figure' was reported to vanish into thin air.

It appears someone/something is bringing hell to people on earth.

[Metsfanmax]

is it ever acceptable to force your pikachu to evolve? would you for instance, in an otherwise unwinnable avatar battle, begin sporting a reluctant raichu?

I wouldn't dream of blatantly contradicting max in this thread but I mean really, pokemon are meant to be our slaves and, if properly trained, ought not to have an inkling of a sense of "self" as it were.

Bro it's like you didn't even play the Pokemon games. Pokemon are our partners and friends, not our slaves. We keep them locked up without food or water in tiny prisons and then force them to fight each other into submission because we love them.

If you find that ironic, consider that a nation largely consisting of self-described animal lovers regularly condones and indirectly participates in the process of breeding animals in captivity, giving them hormones to grow at unnaturally large rates, and then slaughtering them at a young age because they like the taste of the flesh of those animals. That's some tough love.

It's a tough world, max. The sooner you realize that, the better.
As far as not playing the games, well... When you face my bench you'll see the merit of my philosophy as my pokemon shows no mercy or emotion while your fiery, independant little pikachu screams in agony.

My avatar isn't a Pikachu because I like Pokemon. It's because I asked Saxi to select a new avatar and he came up with Pikajew.

[Funkyterrance]

What are your Pikajew's stats? What region is it from? I dunno how, with all my hours of play, the little prick has eluded Me, enslaver of all pokemon.... I MUST HAVE IT!

[Army of GOD]

is it ever acceptable to force your pikachu to evolve? would you for instance, in an otherwise unwinnable avatar battle, begin sporting a reluctant raichu?

I wouldn't dream of blatantly contradicting max in this thread but I mean really, pokemon are meant to be our slaves and, if properly trained, ought not to have an inkling of a sense of "self" as it were.

Bro it's like you didn't even play the Pokemon games. Pokemon are our partners and friends, not our slaves. We keep them locked up without food or water in tiny prisons and then force them to fight each other into submission because we love them.

If you find that ironic, consider that a nation largely consisting of self-described animal lovers regularly condones and indirectly participates in the process of breeding animals in captivity, giving them hormones to grow at unnaturally large rates, and then slaughtering them at a young age because they like the taste of the flesh of those animals. That's some tough love.

It's a tough world, max. The sooner you realize that, the better.
As far as not playing the games, well... When you face my bench you'll see the merit of my philosophy as my pokemon shows no mercy or emotion while your fiery, independant little pikachu screams in agony.

My avatar isn't a Pikachu because I like Pokemon. It's because I asked Saxi to select a new avatar and he came up with Pikajew.

If you were in the PL you'd have a different avatar...

[Funkyterrance]

Join me in the darkside! *SLUUUUUUURRRPPP*!

[Funkyterrance]

Would you accept an invitation to, through private messaging, a debate in moral philosophy, on the subject of my choice?

[Metsfanmax]

Would you accept an invitation to, through private messaging, a debate in moral philosophy, on the subject of my choice?

No. If I do not know in advance the subject, the only person I would permit to choose it is saxi.

[Funkyterrance]

Would you accept an invitation to, through private messaging, a debate in moral philosophy, on the subject of my choice?

No. If I do not know in advance the subject, the only person I would permit to choose it is saxi.

Screw saxi...
Let's choose... Abortion!