Is Caffeine a good idea?

[DirtyDishSoap]

You're not sorry, you just don't have a filter or any form of self control.

Humour isn't really your strong suit, is it?

No, it really isn't. He's been a plague lately.

Indeed. Plague seems a bit harsh though. Perhaps a healthscare, or mild pandemic?

A cancerous tumor that migrated towards the lower part of my sack. It pulses and swears in an Australian accent, something about not being able to cook.

[Symmetry]

You're not sorry, you just don't have a filter or any form of self control.

Humour isn't really your strong suit, is it?

No, it really isn't. He's been a plague lately.

Indeed. Plague seems a bit harsh though. Perhaps a healthscare, or mild pandemic?

A cancerous tumor that migrated towards the lower part of my sack. It pulses and swears in an Australian accent, something about not being able to cook.

Ah, you've got a humourless Ozzie. Try to talk to it about sport. Australians are notorious whingers. PM him about "bodyline" and pretend that you care about it. It's something to do with cricket that even Brits find tedious. He'll burn himself out. Just nod along.

[BoganGod]

Irony, deadpan delivery, and anything above fart jokes are wasted on those with mild autism and a double digit IQ. A cruel trick from a capricious god. Coffee kid, don't try and argue with the stupid, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

[BoganGod]

DDS, you canadian geese are all the same.

[DirtyDishSoap]

I care deeply for it.

As do I, you sir are a fucking idiot for doing anything that mouth breathing, toilet bowl licking, rodent felching, sparrow rapist symmetry says. I'm a kiwi, bodyline was a cheap tactic developed by the sore losing poms(really rude term for the british) to combat the world's best batsman who was australian. As a kiwi, I view this as a win/win. Two greatest sporting rivals of New Zealand, expending energy fucking each other up and getting into bitter debate. Kiwis loved it. Further reinforced our sterotypical view of the poms as sore losers, and australians as complainers. I would welcome a return to bodyline tactics in future matches between stralya and pommie land.
Can't believe you were dense enough to be trolled by someone that is only on this site to troll.
My estimation of your IQ just dropped by a digit

It didn't work, send help.

[IcePack]

Again...off topics?

[DirtyDishSoap]

Again...off topics?

You're an off topic.

[BoganGod]

Again...off topics?

You're off topic, and out of bounds. Back to the grim and lonely clan fora hell. Be gone foul and unseemly wretch.