Are you a virgin?

Kylie · Post by **Kylie** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 1:10 am

yeah perfectly good reason

reverend_kyle · Post by **reverend_kyle** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 1:11 am

Marvaddin wrote:Oh, ok... lack of time, this is a good reason!

yeah, it was an unreasonable time for her to be home..

Its sad, because she never wants to talk to me again though..

Marvaddin · Post by **Marvaddin** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 1:12 am

Hmmm, we cant talk about a "perfectly good reason" in this case, can we? It would looks like a good thing!

So, these are chances you cant let pass, guy! You will regret them in your lonely nights for the rest of your life!

Kylie · Post by **Kylie** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 1:12 am

well maybe he wants to enjoy it lol not rush

reverend_kyle · Post by **reverend_kyle** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 1:17 am

Its true you dont let chances pass.

Marvaddin · Post by **Marvaddin** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 1:23 am

Yeah, guy, stop talking about the perfect moment and try put it to work! If you fail, well, no one wins always, and in some time more experience will help you.

Kylie · Post by **Kylie** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 1:24 am

yeah just find a virgin she wont know if its good or bad lol

Marvaddin · Post by **Marvaddin** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 1:26 am

2 virgins? They both will know it was bad!!

(And will ask themselves "is always this bad?")

Kylie · Post by **Kylie** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 1:28 am

lol but it would be better than getting it on with an experienced chick and her making fun of you lol but maybe hes right i mean he is a dude so he would know more than me right

reverend_kyle · Post by **reverend_kyle** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 1:29 am

Marvaddin wrote:Yeah, guy, stop talking about the perfect moment and try put it to work! If you fail, well, no one wins always, and in some time more experience will help you.

Well, ive fucked up chances for a while?

PaperPlunger · Post by **PaperPlunger** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 12:36 pm

max is gr8 · Post by **max is gr8** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 12:44 pm

you lot can guess

I bet you won't get it right[/great dose of sarcasm]

PaperPlunger · Post by **PaperPlunger** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 12:55 pm

max is gr8 wrote:you lot can guess

I bet you won't get it right[/great dose of sarcasm]

was it with your invisible friend?!

reverend_kyle · Post by **reverend_kyle** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 3:16 pm

max is gr8 wrote:you lot can guess

I bet you won't get it right[/great dose of sarcasm]

So you being 11.. atleast thats what it said in a diff thread so i'm guessing yes.

hawkeye · Post by **hawkeye** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 3:58 pm

exscuse me top of page two

reverend_kyle · Post by **reverend_kyle** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 4:02 pm

hawkeye wrote:exscuse me top of page two

you probably got raped. I didnt wnat to go there but I'm guessing it wasnt actually you doing it.

Banana Stomper · Post by **Banana Stomper** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 4:34 pm

I was checking out the last page, and that lack of time business reminded me of something i saw in the paper up by the place i work. Some woman recently turned herself in for stealing 33 bucks from some guy who had a heart attack and died while they were having sex. The full story, it turned out, was that the guy asked her for sex. The woman's boyfriend was to be back in 10 minutes, so they decided they had to hurry. Alas, the guy had a heart attack and died. Her solution? Steal his 33 dollars and leave him...in her own appartment.

Whats the moral of this story? There's always enough time.

hawkeye · Post by **hawkeye** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 4:37 pm

the other person was three

reverend_kyle · Post by **reverend_kyle** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 4:49 pm

Banana Stomper wrote:I was checking out the last page, and that lack of time business reminded me of something i saw in the paper up by the place i work. Some woman recently turned herself in for stealing 33 bucks from some guy who had a heart attack and died while they were having sex. The full story, it turned out, was that the guy asked her for sex. The woman's boyfriend was to be back in 10 minutes, so they decided they had to hurry. Alas, the guy had a heart attack and died. Her solution? Steal his 33 dollars and leave him...in her own appartment.

Whats the moral of this story? There's always enough time.

If I want to have a heartattack..

reverend_kyle · Post by **reverend_kyle** » Thu Jul 13, 2006 4:50 pm

hawkeye wrote:the other person was three

If that was true you wouldnt be bringing attention to it.

Sammy gags · Post by **Sammy gags** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 2:34 pm

ive popped a couple of cherries

johnnyrotten · Post by **johnnyrotten** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 2:36 pm

We don't care about cherries; this is about if you've had sex or not.

reverend_kyle · Post by **reverend_kyle** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 2:53 pm

yeah get with the program..

HighBorn · Post by **HighBorn** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 3:08 pm

im a virgin

johnnyrotten · Post by **johnnyrotten** » Fri Jul 14, 2006 3:08 pm

Kylie! Get that boy laid, NOW!