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bryguy wrote:
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Snorri1234 wrote:Yay for nerd-arguments.

Superman could take them all if he was not such a complete idiot. Seriously, he should do something about the kryptonite lying around fucking everywhere! Even lowly villians can seem to get it.
ever seen Smallville? tv series about superman as a 18-whoknowswhatage



also, when his planet exploded because their sun exploded the kryptonite inside the planet went flying everywhere and almost all of it landed on earth, all over, and superman cant touch it, remember? it makes his powers ineffective
It kills him even. But that's no excuse. Doesn't he have friends or something like that? I mean, get a few guys to carry the stuff and put it somewhere safe or something.
only the villains and a few select individuals know about it
And superman obviously, so why can't he get some friends to gather it?
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Anybody who thinks that Batman would have a chance against Superman is a raving imbecile: BEHOLD

If you still don't believe me then just read the next couple of episodes...
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superman or the Green Lantern would win in a riot with all the super heroes. Batman Sucks. Spiderman would put up a good fight if the rest weren't invincible.
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dustn64 wrote:superman or the Green Lantern would win in a riot with all the super heroes. Batman Sucks. Spiderman would put up a good fight
i agree completely
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flashleg8 wrote:I always preferred the Superman from Red Son..... :wink:

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I agree with whatever jerry and george concluded.
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suggs wrote:I agree with whatever jerry and george concluded.
who are they???
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jerry seinfeld and george costanza. In the sitcom "Seinfeld", in one episode george and jerry argue about who would win in a showdown between batman and superman. I cant remember woho they went for.
The show is full of superman references.
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Pleasant Chaps still suck cock.

Yakuza power.
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oh the green lantern you WINNER!
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WOLVERINE!
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Risktaker17 wrote:
flashleg8 wrote:I always preferred the Superman from Red Son..... :wink:

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Why is Superman a communist?
Superman Hates Commies...
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-ShadySoul- wrote:WOLVERINE!
sucks...



If he couldn't heal himself then he would have died 1,000 times by now
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suggs wrote:jerry seinfeld and george costanza. In the sitcom "Seinfeld", in one episode george and jerry argue about who would win in a showdown between batman and superman. I cant remember woho they went for.
The show is full of superman references.
superman would beat batman easy, no brainer
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misterman10 wrote:Image

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dustn64 wrote:
-ShadySoul- wrote:WOLVERINE!
sucks...



If he couldn't heal himself then he would have died 1,000 times by now
Duh....
If superman wasn't invincible he would've died 1,000,000 times by now...
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Snorri1234 wrote:
dustn64 wrote:
-ShadySoul- wrote:WOLVERINE!
sucks...



If he couldn't heal himself then he would have died 1,000 times by now
Duh....
If superman wasn't invincible he would've died 1,000,000 times by now...
ok, but superman is normal in his home planet.
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dustn64 wrote:
Snorri1234 wrote:
dustn64 wrote:
-ShadySoul- wrote:WOLVERINE!
sucks...



If he couldn't heal himself then he would have died 1,000 times by now
Duh....
If superman wasn't invincible he would've died 1,000,000 times by now...
ok, but superman is normal in his home planet.
I wonder what humans would be like on Superman's planet...
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Frigidus wrote:
dustn64 wrote:
Snorri1234 wrote:
dustn64 wrote:
-ShadySoul- wrote:WOLVERINE!
sucks...



If he couldn't heal himself then he would have died 1,000 times by now
Duh....
If superman wasn't invincible he would've died 1,000,000 times by now...
ok, but superman is normal in his home planet.
I wonder what humans would be like on Superman's planet...

human
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Post by bryguy »

Blitzaholic wrote:
Frigidus wrote:
dustn64 wrote:
Snorri1234 wrote:
dustn64 wrote:
-ShadySoul- wrote:WOLVERINE!
sucks...



If he couldn't heal himself then he would have died 1,000 times by now
Duh....
If superman wasn't invincible he would've died 1,000,000 times by now...
ok, but superman is normal in his home planet.
I wonder what humans would be like on Superman's planet...

human
maybe THEY would be heroes on his planet
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BATMAN IZ THE BEST
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whitelighting wrote:BATMAN IZ THE BEST
Batman is at least the coolest one, but not really the best.
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My vote goes to Iron Fist.
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Risktaker17 wrote:
flashleg8 wrote:I always preferred the Superman from Red Son..... :wink:

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Why is Superman a communist?
Its from the superman comic "Red Son" - an alternate world where he landed in the Ukraine rather than America.

He helps Stalin bring equality to the world! (nearly....)

Go commie superman!
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Then just for that,

GO CAPTAIN AMERICA!
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