Rules to Live By

[Guiscard]

I heard a good one the other day:

Never trust a man with two first names

And people that go by all three names are usually lone gunman....John Wilkes Booth, Lee Harvey Oswald

George Dubelew Bush

[oggiss]

Why do all your life rules relate to violence?

John Steinbeck's rules? :p

[Dekloren]

Be the change you wish to see in the world - Ghandi

[Dancing Mustard]

Good call Dekloren.

You've inspired me to write down my short-term life objectives and share them with you all:

1. Buy Butcher's Knife
2. Drive to Ottawa, Canada
3. Chop Dekloren into tiny little pieces
4. Eat tiny little pieces
5. Bask in warm glow of satisfaction

[Guiscard]

Be the change you wish to see in the world - Ghandi

I don't think he was referring to internet forumz though, sorry.

[lord voldemort]

I heard a good one the other day:

Never trust a man with two first names

i trust ricky bobby

[Dekloren]

Good call Dekloren.

You've inspired me to write down my short-term life objectives and share them with you all:

1. Buy Butcher's Knife
2. Drive to Ottawa, Canada
3. Chop Dekloren into tiny little pieces
4. Eat tiny little pieces
5. Bask in warm glow of satisfaction

Keep talking, punk.

[SolidLuigi]

I heard a good one the other day:

Never trust a man with two first names

i trust ricky bobby

Haha, I guess there are always exceptions to the rule

[got tonkaed]

im just saying...i may or may not have 3 first names.

[Dancing Mustard]

Keep talking, punk.

And the exact opposite to you, grunger.

[Snorri1234]

im just saying...i may or may not have 3 first names.

Me too. But I also have a last name!

[unriggable]

im just saying...i may or may not have 3 first names.

Pope John Paul?

[Dekloren]

Keep talking, punk.

And the exact opposite to you, grunger.

I post a Ghandi quote, and you tell me you want to kill me.

Irony at it greatest.

[snifner]

I heard a good one the other day:

Never trust a man with two first names

And people that go by all three names are usually lone gunman....John Wilkes Booth, Lee Harvey Oswald

George Dubelew Bush

"W" isnt his middle name, its his middle initial. And the only reason they use it is because he shares the same name with a former president.

You are grasping at straws (trying to find some way to succeed when nothing you choose is likely to work.)

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[wicked]

I believe the humor was lost on sniffy.

[Neoteny]

I believe the humor was lost on sniffy.

I think sarcasm and irony should be taught as a subject at around the seventh grade.

[SolidLuigi]

That rule isn't about people that list their middle name as part of their name. It's about people who have a first name for a last name, like George Michael, or...... RON PAUL


OH NOES!!!!!!!!!!!1

[snifner]

I believe the humor was lost on sniffy.

I think sarcasm and irony should be taught as a subject at around the seventh grade.

/me understands sarcasm

I'm just tired of every thread on any subject that has a villain in it, there is always some idiot trying to throw GWB into the conversation. Its to the point that its not even funny anymore and to me it just makes that person look retarded.

[Guiscard]

I believe the humor was lost on sniffy.

I think sarcasm and irony should be taught as a subject at around the seventh grade.

/me understands sarcasm

I'm just tired of every thread on any subject that has a villain in it, there is always some idiot trying to throw GWB into the conversation. Its to the point that its not even funny anymore and to me it just makes that person look retarded.

I thought the joke was that he's quite obviously not a lone gunman. I could just as easily have gone for Martin Luther King. Get over yourself.

[snifner]

I believe the humor was lost on sniffy.

I think sarcasm and irony should be taught as a subject at around the seventh grade.

/me understands sarcasm

I'm just tired of every thread on any subject that has a villain in it, there is always some idiot trying to throw GWB into the conversation. Its to the point that its not even funny anymore and to me it just makes that person look retarded.

I thought the joke was that he's quite obviously not a lone gunman. I could just as easily have gone for Martin Luther King. Get over yourself.

Even if I misunderstood you, how does any of this require me to "get over myself"?

I was just pointing out... beating a dead horse is retarded..

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[Snowpepsi]

Don't drive drunk.

And if you do, fool, don't crash in to the fence of a house that is having a big party.

And if you do, fool, don't try to run, while they have you surrounded.

[Dancing Mustard]

beating a dead horse is retarded.

Good job for Guis that you're not a dead horse then eh?

[muy_thaiguy]

When at first you don't succeed, look in the trash for the instructions.

[Spockers]

When life gives you lemons, shut-up and eat your damn lemons.