How do you imagine God?

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Re: How do you imagine God?

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This thread makes me think of the scene from Talladega Nights . :lol:
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dustn64 wrote:This thread makes me think of the scene from Talladega Nights . :lol:


For the unenlightened: http://youtube.com/watch?v=zKDC2iBQTYg
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i voted for the emo thing just for you guys ;)

also whp else voted for it, i want to be the only one :lol: then itll be my thing
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White male, obviously.
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greenoaks wrote:
lord voldemort wrote:i see him as my best friend
i don't need an imaginary friend.

who says he is imaginary??

ps talladega nights is awesome
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Frigidus wrote:
dustn64 wrote:This thread makes me think of the scene from Talladega Nights . :lol:


For the unenlightened: http://youtube.com/watch?v=zKDC2iBQTYg



"hey Cal, Why Don't You Just Shut Up." Classic! :lol:
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Re: How do you imagine God?

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a floating cloud of glowing... stuff. that talks. and makes stuff happen.


yeah.
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This is how I imagine GOD!!!!!!!!

[bigimg]http://img396.imageshack.us/img396/5689/thor2006080700081203964pg7.jpg[/bigimg]
Army of GOD wrote:This thread is now about my large penis
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I imagine him naked.
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DaGip wrote:This is how I imagine GOD!!!!!!!!

[bigimg]http://img396.imageshack.us/img396/5689/thor2006080700081203964pg7.jpg[/bigimg]



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Re: How do you imagine God?

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I believe god created many religions to test our intelligence, liberty, freethinking and so on. :P

If I created people I would have to be an incredible **** to make a wierd backward holybook with wierd kinds of rules and quirks with absolutly no reason in order to test their faith and punish the people who figure out what ******** the holybook truly is, thats something a cult leader would do. *hint* *hint*...

In the end, there is no god.
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atheistheretic wrote:I believe god created many religions to test our intelligence, liberty, freethinking and so on. :P

If I created people I would have to be an incredible **** to make a wierd backward holybook with wierd kinds of rules and quirks with absolutly no reason in order to test their faith and punish the people who figure out what ******** the holybook truly is, thats something a cult leader would do. *hint* *hint*...

In the end, there is no god.



You are SOOOOO wrong, my friend! BEHOLD! 'TIS GOD!!!

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The important thing is not how anyone imagines God, but that God is imaginary.
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MeDeFe wrote:Image


I'm convinced.
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