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Oh yeah, Rule No. 38:

The sexier the avatar, the more she munts For MuntyMuntyFattyLand.
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suggs wrote:Oh yeah, Rule No. 38:

The sexier the avatar, the more she munts For MuntyMuntyFattyLand.


Thats why I posted a picture of me as an avatar, so everyone can see just what type of MuntyCunty Twat I am
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:lol: Is that actually you? I always thought it was Andrew Flintoff.
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suggs wrote:Oh yeah, Rule No. 38:

The sexier the avatar, the more she munts For MuntyMuntyFattyLand.


To clarify - there are of course, exceptions. My point was IGNORE THE AVATAR -they are dangerous things!
Anyway, demand pictures early on, otherwise they are prob MuntyMunters.
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suggs wrote::lol: Is that actually you? I always thought it was Andrew Flintoff.
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and me. Apols to Freddie.
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Cola, of course, really is an Eddie Murphy/ Samuel L. crossover ;)
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suggs wrote::lol: Is that actually you? I always thought it was Andrew Flintoff.
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:lol: :lol: you dipshit suggsy. 'Freddie' Flintoff. :D


i thought HC was Puff Daddy/P Diddy.



Nick, were you asking Chaos for a blowjob. :shock:
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Oh no no no no it was an open offer.
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Its stevie wonder FFS. Are you blind? Oh...
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heavycola wrote:Its stevie wonder FFS. Are you blind? Oh...


*squirts*
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heavycola wrote:
suggs wrote:
heavycola wrote:have you been wearing your robe and wizard hat?


I found that funny but i have no idea what it means. Perhaps its time for me to GET OFF THE RUDDY COMPUTER!


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This Thread is a failure!

Unless of course you fancy any of the blokes that are surfing on site.

Lets face it the Girls Just are not here any-more
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:evil:
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apey wrote::evil:


yeah but you got a kid :cry:
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heavycola wrote:Its stevie wonder FFS. Are you blind? Oh...
So who was the previous evil smiling avatar you had then? was that you?
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Pedronicus wrote:
heavycola wrote:Its stevie wonder FFS. Are you blind? Oh...
So who was the previous evil smiling avatar you had then? was that you?


lol that was an old aphex twin album cover. Scary looking fella there.
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suggs wrote:
apey wrote::evil:


yeah but you got a kid :cry:


milfs ftw
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Nickbaldwin wrote:
suggs wrote:
apey wrote::evil:


yeah but you got a kid :cry:


milfs ftw


OH GOD YEAH! =P~ =P~ =P~ but you have to pretend their kid is "special" and not just another future petrol pump attendant :P
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suggs wrote:
apey wrote::evil:


yeah but you got a kid :cry:



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Big or small, f*ck them all.
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gOOD POINT dAZ. i'VE TALKED MYSELF OUT OF TOO MANY SHAGS BY MOANING ABOUT HOW FAT THEY ARE ETC.
iTRS TIME TO FACE REALITIES AND ACCEPT THAT aPEY IS ABOUT AS GOOD AS i'M GONNA GET :( :P

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And just what is that supposed to mean
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Apey is like gilette, the best a man can get.
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