I find that even when my aim is true, I nearly always have a bit of splash back, which I theorize comes from being tall, and the urine probably having a bit further to fall.
I really hate having to tear off a couple squares of TP to wipe up the the droplets.
Do short guys never have to deal with splash back? I can't remember from when I was growing up.
Really, the only times I sit down to pee are when I'm so drunk I think the effort of relieving myself might cause me to spew forth fluids from every orifice. In that case, even though one could vomit while peeing erect (yes, I know that sounds funny, and I think so too), sitting down on the throne covers the possibility of explosive diarrhea, while a handy bathroom trashcan can collect any forthcoming technicolor yawns.
(because even when you're home, if your pants are full of foam....
diarrhea!)
