NSFW -- Innapropriate jokes

[Genghis Khant]

What did the cervix say to the gynocologist? Dilated to meet you

What's the difference between a drummer and a gynaecologist?
-A gynaecologist only has to work with one at a time.

[Skittles!]

"If you think about it, the Twin Towers were human pinatas"

[e_i_pi]

Why do the Scottish wear kilts?
Because sheep can hear zippers from a mile away.

What's the most positive thing in Africa?
HIV

Why did Hitler cry when he reached the pearly gates?
Saint Peter gave him his gas bill.

What's the difference between an aborigine's vagina and a cricket ball?
You could probably eat a cricket ball.

[jonka]

How do you tell if somebody is Jewish? Show them naked women then have them walk into to a wall, if their nose hits first they're Jewish.

[jonka]

How do you tell if somebody is Jewish? Show them naked women then have them walk into to a wall, if their nose hits first they're Jewish.

Hitler and Göring are standing on top of Berlin's radio tower. Hitler says he wants to do something to cheer up the people of Berlin. "Why don't you just jump?" suggests Göring...

Had to even them out.

[jonesthecurl]

Trefor and Gwyn are gossiping.

Trefor: Did you hear about our Blodwyn?
Gwyn: How's that, then?
Trefor : She's gettin' married next week.
Gwyn: There's nice, then. When's the baby?
Trefor: Oh, she's not pregnant.
Gwyn: Duw, there's posh.

[Lord and Master]

Q: Where's the best place to shag a sheep?
A: On the edge of a cliff. because the sheep will push back harder!