Kids Say the Darndest Things

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I grew up on a farm.

One day, my mom and her rather prim neighbor were talking. My then2 year old brother marched in announced that he had falled and was covered in SH**. He was covered-- head to toe. The neighbor did not know whether to laugh or be shocked. My mom says to this day, she thought it was the most appropriate use of the term she has ever heard.

[Woodruff]

Another thing, when I was still about 3-4 years old, I had trouble saying "p's" and said "s" instead. So whenever my grandad would take me to the store he would always ask me what apples and apple sauce, and even apple pies were. My response? "Assholes!" "Asshole Sauce!" "Asshole Pie!"

And that's what makes granddad's great!