Countdown to Owen's return - REDUX

[Army of GOD]

There is going to be a huge announcement after he returns. (This is a rumor I heard).

Is he gonna pull an Insomnia Red?

[lord voldemort]

He isnt coming back

[jbrettlip]

He is coming back. You have to have some faith LV.

And no he won't be pulling an IR. I tried to put it in his mouth last night, but he was too busy eating thai food.

[lord voldemort]

Well he already is then...he told me a few weeks ago that he is never coming back

[Serbia]

Well he already is then...he told me a few weeks ago that he is never coming back

We've heard it from him before, and we'll hear it from him again. He can't stay away, and we all know that once back, it's only a matter of time before the next ban, so this process will repeat itself again.

[natty dread]

Well he already is then...he told me a few weeks ago that he is never coming back

We've heard it from him before, and we'll hear it from him again. He can't stay away, and we all know that once back, it's only a matter of time before the next ban, so this process will repeat itself again.

You're probably right. As soon as he gets back, Team CC will figure out another way to ban him for something no one else gets banned for.

It's too bad a lot of people are unable to put themselves in the shoes of another person, and see the discrimination against someone else when it doesn't concern themselves. Most of those people are douchebags for whom empathy and basic human decency are foreign concepts, and others are just tripping on authority... shit, I forgot where I was going with this. Carry on.

[nippersean]

Who gives a shit?

[Leehar]

I was curious about how Natty's attitude changed since he's become a bpb member, and it's pretty interesting.

why don't you post in the proper forum like Strategy or Q&A instead of spamming the GD?

How about cutting the guy some slack owen... he's only got 4 posts... I doubt he intended to "spam" your precious GD.

FOR FUCKS SAKE OWEN GIVE IT A REST ALREADY!

so you say, owen...
but i have a suspicion
you bought it yourself

Owen is a whole other category of annoyingness.

Black Jesus, are you feeling like a pretty boy now?

Tell us more Owen! What should GD be like? You obviously have the perfect idea of how everyone should be on these forums. I'm sure everyone here is sorry that reality doesn't live up to your expectations.

Everyone, apologize to Owenshooter at once! You are behaving wrong in his GD.

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May we all reach such levels of enlightenment as shown currently!

[Aradhus]

oh damn. oh no you di'int

[Robinette]

Just 2 Days to go!

Another great image from the Crazy Irishman

[Army of GOD]

I was curious about how Natty's attitude changed since he's become a bpb member, and it's pretty interesting.

why don't you post in the proper forum like Strategy or Q&A instead of spamming the GD?

How about cutting the guy some slack owen... he's only got 4 posts... I doubt he intended to "spam" your precious GD.

FOR FUCKS SAKE OWEN GIVE IT A REST ALREADY!

so you say, owen...
but i have a suspicion
you bought it yourself

Owen is a whole other category of annoyingness.

Black Jesus, are you feeling like a pretty boy now?

Tell us more Owen! What should GD be like? You obviously have the perfect idea of how everyone should be on these forums. I'm sure everyone here is sorry that reality doesn't live up to your expectations.

Everyone, apologize to Owenshooter at once! You are behaving wrong in his GD.

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May we all reach such levels of enlightenment as shown currently!

Yea, I knew this was his general attitude before he was a BpB member.

Now he's probably going to come into this thread being all like "that was before I knew the real owen" or something like that.

And I like owen. It's just funny how natty goes from hating him to sucking his balls.

[Serbia]

natty, once he came to know "the real owen" -

[natty dread]

I was curious about how Natty's attitude changed since he's become a bpb member, and it's pretty interesting.

You know what, f*ck you, what goes between me and Owen is really none of your business.

What is even your problem? Are you so devoid of life that you have to spend your time analyzing the relationships between forum posters that are not you and have nothing to do with you? That you care enough to dig posts from the year fucking 2006 or whatever... I mean, I would expect something like this from Serbia, but come on... maybe it's the company you keep?

And I like owen. It's just funny how natty goes from hating him to sucking his balls.

AoG, if that's the problem here, I will gladly allow you to perform the ball sucking in my stead. I mean, you can do it standing up, so it should be easier for you, right? I have weak knees and everything. You'll do this favor for me, right? I know I can count on you.

[Army of GOD]

oh lawdy

[Serbia]

I was curious about how Natty's attitude changed since he's become a bpb member, and it's pretty interesting.

You know what, f*ck you, what goes between me and Owen is really none of your business.

What is even your problem? Are you so devoid of life that you have to spend your time analyzing the relationships between forum posters that are not you and have nothing to do with you? That you care enough to dig posts from the year fucking 2006 or whatever... I mean, I would expect something like this from Serbia, but come on... maybe it's the company you keep?

To translate:

OMFG, they caught me! Yeah, owen was a massive twat, but now I know! He's a right, fit lad! And what we do is none of your business! We're just friends! FRIENDS! Leave us alone! [insert random butt-hurt insults about Leehar, compare to nemesis Serbia, who I hate more than Jabba the Hut, that fat blob from Star Wars who scares the shit out of me] I'M THE COOL ONE HERE! NOT YOU! ME! AND MY FRIEND, OWEN!

The best part is, natty is going to respond again. You know he will. And it'll be chock full of the usual random insults proclaiming his superiority, and comparing the rest of us to wood lice, and sexual deviants, or what-have-you. And maybe I'll get another special pm from one of owen's other little buddies. Love getting those, boys! xx

[natty dread]

To translate:

OMFG, they caught me! Yeah, owen was a massive twat, but now I know! He's a right, fit lad! And what we do is none of your business! We're just friends! FRIENDS! Leave us alone! [insert random butt-hurt insults about Leehar, compare to nemesis Serbia, who I hate more than Jabba the Hut, that fat blob from Star Wars who scares the shit out of me] I'M THE COOL ONE HERE! NOT YOU! ME! AND MY FRIEND, OWEN!

The best part is, natty is going to respond again. You know he will. And it'll be chock full of the usual random insults proclaiming his superiority, and comparing the rest of us to wood lice, and sexual deviants, or what-have-you. And maybe I'll get another special pm from one of owen's other little buddies. Love getting those, boys! xx

Oh Serbia... I feel so sorry for you. It must be so lonely being you.

Hey, I understand. I really do. It must be hard... I mean, you make yourself out to be this Really Cool Guy, you think it's cool to flame other people in the forums and make fun of them based on really arbitrary notions... and I could get all into how it's not really suitable behaviour for a Team CC member, but I'll just pass this once, because I know you're suffering.

I know it's hard, Serbia, not having any real-life friends at all. But you know what? It's time to stop blaming everyone else and look in the mirror. Maybe you should change the way you act, stop acting like a total asshole and treating everyone else like shit, and you could find that it's possible for you too to experience how other people change their opinions about you. I know this all seems very new and bizarre to you, but I swear if you try it you'll be a happier person!

For example... me and Owen had some fights when I was new to the site. I was still a member of Team CC back then by the way, as a Newsletter executive. Later on, we talked and made a truce, and we've gotten along better since (this happened way before I joined BpB, actually, and Owen had nothing to do with my joining, it was MrChangsha who convinced me to join). See, we talked, by pm, and found out that we don't really have that much to fight about, that we can each respect each other as decent human beings. If that's a crime, if it's a crime not to hold a silly grudge against someone you've once been at odds with, then consider me guilty.

But, Serbia, I don't really expect you to understand such nuanced aspects of human interactions. You're probably reading this post and going "hur hur... they're friends, that's so gay!" You've probably never experienced the simple thing of talking things over with someone, and finding each other to be decent human beings, simply because no one could ever find you a decent human being... not the way you currently are: bitter, miserable and devoid of all joy, taking your suffering out on others.

So, Serbia, I'm sorry you have no real life friends to comfort you or talk with you, but please stop taking it out on actual healthy individuals, we're not the reason why you're unable to interact with people... only you can change yourself, only you can make the decision to stop being an asshole towards everyone... and maybe one day you can find happiness. I wish all the best to you, really.

[john9blue]

The best part is, natty is going to respond again. You know he will. And it'll be chock full of the usual random insults proclaiming his superiority, and comparing the rest of us to wood lice, and sexual deviants, or what-have-you. And maybe I'll get another special pm from one of owen's other little buddies. Love getting those, boys! xx

omfg. how did you know?

[natty dread]

Hello, my name is John. Is there a bandwagon I could jump onto?

[Serbia]

tl; dr

Doesn't matter, I know it's filled with typical natty insults, where nat massages his ego and looks to increase his penis size. You're a sad person nat. Rather pathetic, actually.

Also - I was right, nd. You HAD to respond. Can't wait for the next one!

[Army of GOD]

The best part is, natty is going to respond again. You know he will. And it'll be chock full of the usual random insults proclaiming his superiority, and comparing the rest of us to wood lice, and sexual deviants, or what-have-you. And maybe I'll get another special pm from one of owen's other little buddies. Love getting those, boys! xx

omfg. how did you know?

There's a good chance Serbia is God.

[natty dread]

tl; dr

Doesn't matter, I know it's filled with typical natty insults, where nat massages his ego and looks to increase his penis size. You're a sad person nat. Rather pathetic, actually.

Serbia, you should read it. There's no insults. I gave you some genuinely good advice. Maybe if you read it and truly think about it, you could possibly see what you're doing wrong.

I know it's hard to actually step outside your bounds of comfort and actually read something with an open mind, but I guarantee it will be a good learning experience for you.

Also - I was right, nd. You HAD to respond. Can't wait for the next one!

You want a medal for that?

I mean, shit, it's a huge accomplishment. I just can't figure out how you made such an accurate prediction. How ever could you possibly guess that someone on a web forum would RESPOND to a post directed at them? I mean, what are even the odds of that!

[Army of GOD]

ITT: natty's ego is too big and he can't not post.

[natty dread]

ITT: natty's ego is too big and he can't not post.

YES I CAN TOO NOT POST... shit

[Serbia]

Still not reading natty! Maybe if you write something short, I'll read it. After all, brevity is the sole of wit.

Wait a second, who am I trying to fool? It's nat we're talking about, his posts are always totally devoid of wit, and full of pathetic, nonsensical insults, in which he tries to look intelligent and shit, because he can cunningly call me short, say I have a little dick, no brains, a personality disorder, was abused as a child, or that I have serious mental issues, or that I should talk to a psychiatrist because of my lack of ability to cope with [insert random social disorder].

Sorry nat, I don't need to read your drivel. But do continue to post, please? I enjoy writing vague, poorly constructed responses to your long winded explanations on what's wrong with my butt.

[natty dread]

Serbia, I don't think you have a very good grasp on what is considered "wit". Throwing out random insults with no substance in them is not "wit", it just makes you look like an immature asshole.

But hey, maybe if you keep repeating the same meaningless garbage over and over long enough, people will start to believe you. I mean, that seems to be your strategy here... right?