DANCINGMUSTARD GONE FOREVER!

[clapper011]

thanks for confirming every reason why dm was banned in one extremely long, boring post chaos Yet some of you are still going to claim he is innocent and wrongfully banned by the administrators and owner of this site!

[chaosfactor]

Yawn.

I always imagined the type of person who hides behind a beehive for an avatar, would be the sort of person that is in a constant state of yawning, a thoroughly boring mindless entity. What colour are you going to add to our increasingly black and white forum? Your not are you, if anything mpjh, all I can see you do, is harass and destroy creativity, by hounding decent posters and locking down entertaining posts. The very fact I foed you months previously due to you inane one lined conversation killers, is testament to this revelation.
Hey Mpjh, just think on this, you don't have to go running for mod cover every-time I get the better of you. Now your a mod! (thats why you became one right? you got fed up with running to non existent friends for back up every-time you put your foot in your mouth).

[chaosfactor]

thanks for confirming every reason why dm was banned in one extremely long, boring post chaos Yet some of you are still going to claim he is innocent and wrongfully banned by the administrators and owner of this site!

The only People reading that post who will find it boring, are you Moderators, and quite frankly your opinion in this thread is worth Toss.

[mpjh]

Chaos, to paraphrase a Senator, you are no DM. So how about quitting the desperate effort to live on his coattails?

I am a mod in the society of cooks. I spend my time teaching new members some of the basics of the game, so they can enjoy the site. I am proud of my contribution to this site. I find my students interesting and interested in the game.

You, on the other hand, are a bore.

BTW, I am not hiding anywhere.

[wcaclimbing]

This disappoints me.

[chaosfactor]

I bore you, this is great news, let the dialogue end right here right now, consider this a divorce, you stay out of my way and I will stay out of yours.

So said, back to the thread.

[DAZMCFC]

Well done Mustard, I read the offending thread in GD which bought about your downfall, it certainly had me in pieces, you had all the mods reeling punch drunk, all within the parameters of their law, a lovely piece of work, made only better by the fact they could not counter your wit nor logic in any conceivable way other than by Andy duff banning you.
If anyone ever took the mods seriously in the first place, I suggest you go and have a read of this http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewto ... =6&t=90596 if only to witness Andy Duff being undermined by the very floorboards that he laid down himself.
Well done DM, you died a gladiators death, entertaining till the very last.
I have no doubt what-so-ever in my mind that you will be gone for good, (as the moderators would wish), Unfortunately for them, they will not have the added advantage of seeing you coming the next time.

I am sure When DM wrote this text below, he never meant for it to be an arbitrary, but I think it is fitting to post it for those to read that didn't follow all his pranks and adventures as closely as some.
(Flaming Extracts from P.O.A)

Well then, let me to introduce myself to those who don't already know that I'm a man of wealth and taste:

I've been around on CC for a long long time, just under three years at last count. In fact, my CC-history is pretty much just a list of FW's Greatest Hits.

I was born amidst the heat of Take2Out's first coming, where I kicked off a long career of mod agitating by lobbying against his inevitable banning. In the melee I launched my first flame (against Morph; now a sailor) and was flamed in kind by B.K (the first man to raise a hand against me).

That first taste of blood excited me and I soon played a prominent role in the community-outing that was the FW gang-rape of Xtratabasco (Herald of the 'Butt-Buds', enemy of the 'Beaners' and withholder of the 'Free-Pass'). It was the start of a war that would rage for over a year, and which culminated in Xtra's permanent exile from the forums.

Gradually I rose to the top of the FW food-chain, battling old-timers such as Salr15 and Reverend Kyle, and ending the careers of notable dumasses such as ReichZealand (who fled FW forever after losing a 1v1 FW callout in which I let him choose all the rules), BigFalcon65 (tenacious, but weak), Cannibal Corpse (100% pure retard) and Atilla (who quit the site after I used my psychic might to slaughter his dog).

By that time I'd been banned more times than all of the other members of CC combined and was the Mod's Number 1 enemy (on the side, I also single-handedly brought back Spamalot after the fall), it really seemed like there was nothing left for me to achieve. But then, whilst baiting Optimus Prime (now CC's admin) about the creation of his lame Transformers Clan, I accidentally stumbled upon the idea of creating a League of CCs most adept Flame Warriors and most malicious Trolls.

After a turbulent opening chapter (which you can probably find in Much Ado) I rounded up CC's greatest ever (past, present, and future) band of Flame-Warriors, named them the 'Pleasant Chaps' and led them on a glorious campaign of bloodshed across CC's forums. Between them they killed off the last remaining members of 'The Stache', banished S.xKitten from the forums forever (cruel, but hilarious), and purged FW of the 'Spambabies' that had come to infest it.

The clan then followed up this glorious opening performance by trampling the upstart 'Pikuza Clan', which was formed in a vain attempt to oppose it (seriously, it was a massacre). We then went on to defend CC against the 'Brawl Hall' invasion (in which I personally murdered the raider's leader 'Vag-ent', and mailed his head back to them). Our final grand battle was the complete annihilation of the 'Murder Inc' clan sub-forum, which we managed to infiltrate via deception and trickery, before turning it into a charred wreck and killing all of its occupants.

Eventually our reign of terror was ended by multiple perma-bannings of our finest fighters, one of our members being locked up, and one of them leaving for Iraq.

After that, I scaled down my *CC activities; contenting myself with organising troll-raids on other sites (which we crushed beneath our heels), setting up offshore refuges for banned CC members (three of which were the subject of legal proceedings by CC), and finding hilarious loopholes in the site's 'multiple account' and 'personal information' rules.

Eventually CC's overlords decided that I was too dangerous to be allowed to live, so banished me into exile. So here I am, from hell's heart stabbing at them, etc.

So Happy Campers, Mods especially, Do you think that by Banning Dancing Mustard it will have lightened your load and freed up your bandwidth?

good times indeed. s_x kitten was hilarious. the pictures she sent to norse were funny as f*ck.

[Skittles!]

He forgot to mention being busted from forums and site by infiltrating a private usergroup by way of someone's account (ie, me). That was a highlight

[MeDeFe]

He forgot to mention being busted from forums and site by infiltrating a private usergroup by way of someone's account (ie, me). That was a highlight

Ah yes, 4 people having a total of 4 accounts means they are multis. Good times.

[StiffMittens]

thanks for confirming every reason why dm was banned in one extremely long, boring post chaos Yet some of you are still going to claim he is innocent and wrongfully banned by the administrators and owner of this site!

Innocent? No. Wrongfully banned? Yes, in a manner of speaking (i.e., the perma-ban may have been in concordance with the site guidelines and punitive system, but the mindset behind his expulsion and the system which facilitated it are both faulty in my opinion).

[Woodruff]

Since my beginning here over 2 years ago, i've never seen the administration change policy on the forum. Could you give me a for instance when this "talking to them and coming up with new rules" might have actually happened?

I certainly can: http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=87033

now i'm back under the Damoclean sword again - it's only a matter of time. Soon all you'll have are brownnosers like woodruff and mpjh modding each other. Won't that be fun.

I think it's hilarious that you would call me a brown-noser simply because I happen to agree with the moderators as far as "following the rules" and that I believe in reasoned debate. What a standard.

[mpjh]

Not much risk of that, there are hundreds more players of the game than are posting in this pathetic thread. Some of us enjoy the game and have no stake in spraying our manhood all over the forum.

[jiminski]

Not much risk of that, there are hundreds more players of the game than are posting in this pathetic thread. Some of us enjoy the game and have no stake in spraying our manhood all over the forum.

.. he sprayed

[Timminz]

Not much risk of that, there are hundreds more players of the game than are posting in this pathetic thread. Some of us enjoy the game and have no stake in spraying our manhood all over the forum.

Mmmm... smells like pathetic manhood.

[The1exile]

thanks for confirming every reason why dm was banned in one extremely long, boring post chaos

Yes indeed! in fact, his crimes, as listed in that post, may be summed up as the following:
*Flaming in flame wars
*Calling out the racist views of xtratabasco, so that the moderators acted and ultimately banned him
*Refounding a social group
*Founding a usergroup (oh, the rebellion!)
*More flaming in flame wars of the frankly pathetic Pikuzas and the slightly less pitiful Brawl Hallers, and the completely bloody apathetic Murder Inc (seriously, with you guys posting activity checks in every forum do you not think he was doing your job long before you were? Hmm...)
*Some extra-site activities not related to CC at all
*Setting up other, non-commercial websites
*Being banned along with 3 others for having ONE ACCOUNT EACH
*Being banned for a previously nonexisting personal information rule that was proven to have been broken by the mods themselves beforehand

[sarcasm]Man, wasn't he a terror? It's a good think you mods stopped him before it got out of hand.[/sarcasm]

[mpjh]

Take a look guys, what about 800+ on line now playing the game, what about 10 pissing in this thread, insulting mods, defaming the hard work of people who try and make this a fun experience on the site. That is what is pathetic.

[jiminski]

Take a look guys, what about 800+ on line now playing the game, what about 10 pissing in this thread, insulting mods, defaming the hard work of people who try and make this a fun experience on the site. That is what is pathetic.

.. mmmm yeap, i can smell it ... kind've musky... yet sweet with anxiety!

[mpjh]

Yeah, the fear of a permanent ban for those that have no respect for others. That is what it comes down to in the end, are you going to respect the other members or not. If not, well then there are other sites for you.

[mpjh]

(oh, the rebellion!)

If you want to lead a rebellion, you have to learn to bring some of the masses along with you. Look behind you -- see anyone?

[clapper011]

thanks for confirming every reason why dm was banned in one extremely long, boring post chaos Yet some of you are still going to claim he is innocent and wrongfully banned by the administrators and owner of this site!

Innocent? No. Wrongfully banned? Yes, in a manner of speaking (i.e., the perma-ban may have been in concordance with the site guidelines and punitive system, but the mindset behind his expulsion and the system which facilitated it are both faulty in my opinion).

while I may agree with you in some ways about how he was banned... I do have to say that it was the "straw which broke the camels back"in the eyes of the admins/owner. And in the end..they ARE who has the last say.

[jiminski]

Yeah, the fear of a permanent ban for those that have no respect for others. That is what it comes down to in the end, are you going to respect the other members or not. If not, well then there are other sites for you.

heheh i always adore your ability to criticise, flame and bait whilst mocking and taking the high-ground over those who ..... well criticise, flame and bait.
you are a wonderful man mph.. a man pure in his naive ability to look without seeing; speak without substance and rebuke without the embryo of introspection!

you are a marvel brother. I am very glad that some aspect of your personality is worthy of helping the site in the Cooks forum but you do it nothing but disservice with your every utterance outside your arena of credibility.

[mpjh]

Yeah, the fear of a permanent ban for those that have no respect for others. That is what it comes down to in the end, are you going to respect the other members or not. If not, well then there are other sites for you.

heheh i always adore your ability to criticise, flame and bait whilst mocking and taking the high-ground over those who ..... well criticise, flame and bait.
you are a wonderful man mph.. a man pure in his naive ability to look without seeing; speak without substance and rebuke without the embryo of introspection!

you are a marvel brother. I am very glad that some aspect of your personality is worthy of helping the site in the Cooks forum but you do it nothing but disservice with your every utterance outside your arena of credibility.

My credibility improves with every attack from you and the faux revolutionary ten that follow you. Bottom line, you have no base. You haven't convinced the general membership of anything, and this kind of thread isn't changing that.

[chaosfactor]

(oh, the rebellion!)

If you want to lead a rebellion, you have to learn to bring some of the masses along with you. Look behind you -- see anyone?

Go back to your nursery school for morons mpjh, because face it, thats the only place you are going to get any respect. If acting the schoolteacher for kids that have the mental capacity of an inner tube is your look out, then go and pump them up with some of the brainless fresh air you are clusterfucking DM's farewell thread with.
All you have done so far in this thread is troll, bait and make threats, hardly role-leading moderator input is it?

[mpjh]

I speak the truth, nothing less, nothing more.

[The1exile]

(oh, the rebellion!)

If you want to lead a rebellion, you have to learn to bring some of the masses along with you. Look behind you -- see anyone?

That was sarcasm. It's a thing we have here.