Who masturbates ???????????

AndrewLC · Post by **AndrewLC** » Sat May 12, 2007 4:29 pm

Ok, new question, how many times have you ever mastubated in a 24 time period.

Mine is 8

Aegnor · Post by **Aegnor** » Sat May 12, 2007 5:02 pm

AndrewLC wrote:Ok, new question, how many times have you ever mastubated in a 24 time period.

Mine is 8

Remind me not to shake your hand, ever!

AndrewLC · Post by **AndrewLC** » Sat May 12, 2007 5:03 pm

Aegnor wrote:
AndrewLC wrote:Ok, new question, how many times have you ever mastubated in a 24 time period.

Mine is 8
Remind me not to shake your hand, ever!

Why? I jerk off with my left hand

Kid_A · Post by **Kid_A** » Mon Jul 02, 2007 5:24 am

masturbated 3 times today and had sex with my gf once. my urethra is quite sore!

just thought it would be appropriate to share this news with a bunch of strangers

and revive everyones favorite christian thread

MeDeFe · Post by **MeDeFe** » Mon Jul 02, 2007 5:52 am

8 times in 24 hours? Not bad, but not as good as the world record. Now, if you could manage to get those 8 in a period of 10 hours or so I think you would hold the world record.

btownmeggy · Post by **btownmeggy** » Mon Jul 02, 2007 9:06 am

Kid_A wrote:masturbated 3 times today and had sex with my gf once. my urethra is quite sore! just thought it would be appropriate to share this news with a bunch of strangers and revive everyones favorite christian thread

What's the special occasion?

hecter · Post by **hecter** » Mon Jul 02, 2007 10:42 am

Wow, I guess I don't masturbate that much for a hormonal teenager…

Probably 0.5 in a 24hr time period. You know, once every two days, 3-4 times a week.

firth4eva · Post by **firth4eva** » Mon Jul 02, 2007 11:54 am

you forgot the GFY option

n8freeman · Post by **n8freeman** » Mon Jul 02, 2007 11:56 am

a better question would be who DOESNT masturbate

happy2seeyou · Post by **happy2seeyou** » Mon Jul 02, 2007 12:04 pm

n8freeman wrote:a better question would be who DOESNT masturbate

We have already gone over that . . . read up.

Hitman079 · Post by **Hitman079** » Mon Jul 02, 2007 3:07 pm

after doing it once one doesn't feel like doing it again
not like i have any experience

but i keep trying to give it up so it goes down to like once a week

Stopper · Post by **Stopper** » Mon Jul 02, 2007 3:51 pm

Hitman079 wrote:but i keep trying to give it up

Why??? An average wanking session burns 150 calories, and is an excellent form of cardiovascular exercise.

s.xkitten · Post by **s.xkitten** » Mon Jul 02, 2007 4:30 pm

i...i don't know what to say...

Hitman079 · Post by **Hitman079** » Mon Jul 02, 2007 4:31 pm

since there are approximately 3,600 calories (or is it 3,200?) in a pound of fat, that means i have to wank..
24 times to lose a pound..
i'm sure there's an easier way

hecter · Post by **hecter** » Mon Jul 02, 2007 4:32 pm

Hitman079 wrote:since there are approximately 3,600 calories (or is it 3,200?) in a pound of fat, that means i have to wank..
24 times to lose a pound..
i'm sure there's an easier way

Sure, but how many are as fun as wanking?!

happy2seeyou · Post by **happy2seeyou** » Mon Jul 02, 2007 4:36 pm

I am sure that actual sex would burn more calories

Find a girlfriend.

Hitman079 · Post by **Hitman079** » Mon Jul 02, 2007 4:38 pm

then i'd have to drop out off high school to take care of the baby

Stopper · Post by **Stopper** » Mon Jul 02, 2007 4:56 pm

Hitman079 wrote:then i'd have to drop out off high school to take care of the baby

It isn't necessary for you to end up with a baby.

Just deny it.

hecter · Post by **hecter** » Mon Jul 02, 2007 5:46 pm

happy2seeyou wrote:I am sure that actual sex would burn more calories Find a girlfriend.

Hey babe. Wanna hook up sometime

O GOD! PLEASE DON'T HURT ME! I WAS JUST JOKING, HONEST!!!

happy2seeyou · Post by **happy2seeyou** » Mon Jul 02, 2007 5:49 pm

hecter wrote:
happy2seeyou wrote:I am sure that actual sex would burn more calories Find a girlfriend.
Hey babe. Wanna hook up sometime

O GOD! PLEASE DON'T HURT ME!I WAS JUST JOKING, HONEST!!

hecter · Post by **hecter** » Mon Jul 02, 2007 5:50 pm

happy2seeyou wrote:
hecter wrote:
happy2seeyou wrote:I am sure that actual sex would burn more calories Find a girlfriend.
Hey babe. Wanna hook up sometime

O GOD! PLEASE DON'T HURT ME!I WAS JUST JOKING, HONEST!!

You emphasized the wrong part!

brekus · Post by **brekus** » Mon Jul 02, 2007 11:10 pm

b.k. barunt · Post by **b.k. barunt** » Mon Jul 02, 2007 11:23 pm

Oh goody - i got here just in time to see some cat getting wanked. Fine - just fine.

OnlyAmbrose · Post by **OnlyAmbrose** » Mon Jul 02, 2007 11:37 pm

Who masturbates

I do and I am not proud of it.

If any Christian would like to send prayers my way on this particular matter, I'd be much obliged.

b.k. barunt · Post by **b.k. barunt** » Mon Jul 02, 2007 11:46 pm

* * makes sign of cross and mumbles secret Latin words * *