"I don't want to sound like a queer or nothing, but I would like to make love to you tonight."
saxitoxin wrote:Your position is more complex than the federal tax code. As soon as I think I understand it, I find another index of cross-references, exceptions and amendments I have to apply.
Timminz wrote:Yo mama is so classless, she could be a Marxist utopia.
Henry Limpet: Well, with the war in Europe and new weapons being invented all the time, why, what if men were actually foolish enough to destroy themselves completely? Then, you see, the fish in the ocean would develop into a new race of men, and, well, this time they might turn out better, you see?
The Incredible Mr. Limpet
2010-04-24 18:51:35 - MrMoody: OMG I'm in a game with stunna, what is up with this?
saxitoxin wrote:Your position is more complex than the federal tax code. As soon as I think I understand it, I find another index of cross-references, exceptions and amendments I have to apply.
Timminz wrote:Yo mama is so classless, she could be a Marxist utopia.
Kirsten Arnesen Clay: Thanks for the compliment, but I know how I look. This is the way I look when I'm sober. It's enough to make a person drink, wouldn't you say? You see, the world looks so dirty to me when I'm not drinking. Joe, remember Fisherman's Wharf? The water when you looked too close? That's the way the world looks to me when I'm not drinking.
Days of Wine and Roses
2010-04-24 18:51:35 - MrMoody: OMG I'm in a game with stunna, what is up with this?
jonesthecurl wrote:(on being told I was leaving her) "Fine. Make sure you eat all the bananas before you go, and take the pickled onions with you." My first wife.
I'll have the chef salad please, with the oil and vinegar on the side and the apple pie a la mode. But I don't want the ice cream on top, I want it on the side, and I'd like strawberry instead of vanilla if you have it, if not then no ice cream, just whipped cream, but only if it's real, if its out the can then nothing. (waitress) Not even the pie? (Sally) No just the pie, but then not heated.