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umm . . . you're meditating in a burning room :roll:

just thought I'd let you know
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yes...yes i know...fire doesn't hurt me much anymore...
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I see it has been quite productive since I left....
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And the angel of the lord came unto me, snatching me up from my place of slumber. And took me on high, and higher still until we moved to the spaces betwixt the air itself. And he brought me into a vast farmlands of our own midwest. And as we descended, cries of impending doom rose from the soil. One thousand, nay a million voices full of fear. And terror possesed me then. And I begged, "Angel of the Lord, what are these tortured screams?" And the angel said unto me, "These are the cries of the carrots, the cries of the carrots! You see, Reverend Maynard, tomorrow is harvest day and to them it is the holocaust." And I sprang from my slumber drenched in sweat like the tears of one million terrified brothers and roared, "Hear me now, I have seen the light! They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers!" Can I get an amen? Can I get a hallelujah? Thank you Jesus.
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Bug!
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How is it possible that I can drink 7 cups of coffee in a day and still be tired enough to fall asleep where I'm sitting?
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because your bodies need for rest will always outlast caffeine
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s.xkitten wrote:because your bodies need for rest will always outlast caffeine


Hmm... maybe. It might also be that I went to sleep at 4 AM last night.
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yeah...that might be part of it...
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Or you spent too much time dancing for steve jobs in a che guevera outfit.
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hey
sheepofdumb wrote:I'm not scum, just a threat to the town. There's a difference, thank you very much.

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unriggable wrote:And the angel of the lord came unto me, snatching me up from my place of slumber. And took me on high, and higher still until we moved to the spaces betwixt the air itself. And he brought me into a vast farmlands of our own midwest. And as we descended, cries of impending doom rose from the soil. One thousand, nay a million voices full of fear. And terror possesed me then. And I begged, "Angel of the Lord, what are these tortured screams?" And the angel said unto me, "These are the cries of the carrots, the cries of the carrots! You see, Reverend Maynard, tomorrow is harvest day and to them it is the holocaust." And I sprang from my slumber drenched in sweat like the tears of one million terrified brothers and roared, "Hear me now, I have seen the light! They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers!" Can I get an amen? Can I get a hallelujah? Thank you Jesus.
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unriggable wrote:
unriggable wrote:And the angel of the lord came unto me, snatching me up from my place of slumber. And took me on high, and higher still until we moved to the spaces betwixt the air itself. And he brought me into a vast farmlands of our own midwest. And as we descended, cries of impending doom rose from the soil. One thousand, nay a million voices full of fear. And terror possesed me then. And I begged, "Angel of the Lord, what are these tortured screams?" And the angel said unto me, "These are the cries of the carrots, the cries of the carrots! You see, Reverend Maynard, tomorrow is harvest day and to them it is the holocaust." And I sprang from my slumber drenched in sweat like the tears of one million terrified brothers and roared, "Hear me now, I have seen the light! They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers!" Can I get an amen? Can I get a hallelujah? Thank you Jesus.


that's, um different
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anybody here?
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Hi.
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What should I buy my sister for her birthday, shes turning 19 and I only have $20 :lol:
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Anarchy Ninja wrote:What should I buy my sister for her birthday, shes turning 19 and I only have $20 :lol:

Beer and porn. Wait, sister. Hmm... :-k Try some cheap vodka or other hard liquor.
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hecter wrote:
Anarchy Ninja wrote:What should I buy my sister for her birthday, shes turning 19 and I only have $20 :lol:

Beer and porn. Wait, sister. Hmm... :-k Try some cheap vodka or other hard liquor.


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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hecter wrote:
Anarchy Ninja wrote:What should I buy my sister for her birthday, shes turning 19 and I only have $20 :lol:

Beer and porn. Wait, sister. Hmm... :-k Try some cheap vodka or other hard liquor.


:lol: If I was old enough to buy it maybe, thats why I'm working on a beard it'll make me look 18 :wink:
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ugh...i hate beards...well..on most people anyway...
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s.xkitten wrote:ugh...i hate beards...well..on most people anyway...


It's occasionally annoying I think I mite shave it school starts tomorow anyway so I probably should
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hmm...i have another two months till my school starts...
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s.xkitten wrote:hmm...i have another two months till my school starts...


Your on your really long summer holidays, I don't have them till the end of the year :lol:
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Anarchy Ninja wrote:What should I buy my sister for her birthday, shes turning 19 and I only have $20 :lol:
maybe get her a dildo.............
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they aren't 'really long' just 'rather long'...
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