the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

[targetman377]

we have a new campain promise. as we take over the office in 12 we will mandate every 4 hr of work you get a 20 min nap. for a also for 8 hr you get 1 luch and 2 20 min naps or 1 40 min nap. we will be instatuding it imdeatly winning the election.!!!!!!!!

[strike wolf]

Your act may sound good but mandatory naps could make the workers lazy and less efficient. Of course it would be hard to actually make some Americans lazier than they already are.

[strike wolf]

My plan involves creating new jobs in areas such as construction and safety regulation. I plan to cut down on the corrupt officials in Washington and encourage healthy spending. I plan to make trade with China less one sided and encourage companies to bring jobs back onto American soil. I will not just work for one class of people but all classes to create a better America for all. I will do all this and much much more.

[targetman377]

auto! i just got an email from google yahoo, and all other.com .org .gov . and .edu's that they all show there support for us. also netendo has agreed to fund whatever we need douring our campain sony is withstanding now. but we have microsoft and x box on our side now. i think we are doing very good. how is your campaining shaping up?

[diddle]

I know! I can be targets official grammaticiser.

[targetman377]

Your act may sound good but mandatory naps could make the workers lazy and less efficient. Of course it would be hard to actually make some Americans lazier than they already are.

most amercians do not get enough sleep as it is so therefore giving them naps would make them less tired. this is true if you only take a 20 min nap you wake up refreashed if you take a 45min nap you wake up more tired. this is because you fell into deeper sleep. ok so i am making them more effechiant at the work that they do when they wake up. also by making them more efficeant we are maxmising profits wich means you sell more. wich means you can higher more. wich means companys will move back to the us in order to get there employes more effiecient. and so creating a more jobs and a more stable economy.

[targetman377]

I know! I can be targets official grammaticiser.

well thank you. for that i think that will be a hard job. you have to be smart. and knoing you diddle you are! welcome to the ticket.

[jonesthecurl]

auto! i just got an email from google yahoo, and all other.com .org .gov . and .edu's that they all show there support for us. also netendo has agreed to fund whatever we need douring our campain sony is withstanding now. but we have microsoft and x box on our side now. i think we are doing very good. how is your campaining shaping up?

Now I believe we are straying into fantasy land.
I mean, Ok, wolves, ants, mexicans. But money from nintendo? A prime porky-worky I think.

[targetman377]

auto! i just got an email from google yahoo, and all other.com .org .gov . and .edu's that they all show there support for us. also netendo has agreed to fund whatever we need douring our campain sony is withstanding now. but we have microsoft and x box on our side now. i think we are doing very good. how is your campaining shaping up?

Now I believe we are straying into fantasy land.
I mean, Ok, wolves, ants, mexicans. But money from nintendo? A prime porky-worky I think.

nope because what you do not know is that mr lone wolf over there. gets 60% of his money from PEDA yes thats right! look at the evdience he is a wolf runing for a presdent PEADA want us to treat them as humans thouse animals. sorry Lone wolf i did not want it to come to this because we get money from bad sourses to! i am not the bad guy here we both do at least me and auto would not lie to the people. so far in this campain they have already lied make claims that they cant back up 99.999999% of people agree with him. our campain we strive not to lie. we are the change that is needed.

[strike wolf]

auto! i just got an email from google yahoo, and all other.com .org .gov . and .edu's that they all show there support for us. also netendo has agreed to fund whatever we need douring our campain sony is withstanding now. but we have microsoft and x box on our side now. i think we are doing very good. how is your campaining shaping up?

Now I believe we are straying into fantasy land.
I mean, Ok, wolves, ants, mexicans. But money from nintendo? A prime porky-worky I think.

nope because what you do not know is that mr lone wolf over there. gets 60% of his money from PEDA yes thats right! look at the evdience he is a wolf runing for a presdent PEADA want us to treat them as humans thouse animals. sorry Lone wolf i did not want it to come to this because we get money from bad sourses to! i am not the bad guy here we both do at least me and auto would not lie to the people. so far in this campain they have already lied make claims that they cant back up 99.999999% of people agree with him. our campain we strive not to lie. we are the change that is needed.

You do lie. Like just now, you said PETA is providing 60% of my financing? They're providing 3% at best. Bill Gates is providing me with more money than all of PETA combined. Not to mention that much of this money is coming out of my own pocket. Also you have recklessly slandered my good name with claims that I would "attack and eat" those who oppose me. You're just lucky I haven't sued you.

[jonesthecurl]

Yeah. It's me who eats people.

[KoE_Sirius]

auto! i just got an email from google yahoo, and all other.com .org .gov . and .edu's that they all show there support for us. also netendo has agreed to fund whatever we need douring our campain sony is withstanding now. but we have microsoft and x box on our side now. i think we are doing very good. how is your campaining shaping up?

Now I believe we are straying into fantasy land.
I mean, Ok, wolves, ants, mexicans. But money from nintendo? A prime porky-worky I think.

nope because what you do not know is that mr lone wolf over there. gets 60% of his money from PEDA yes thats right! look at the evdience he is a wolf runing for a presdent PEADA want us to treat them as humans thouse animals. sorry Lone wolf i did not want it to come to this because we get money from bad sourses to! i am not the bad guy here we both do at least me and auto would not lie to the people. so far in this campain they have already lied make claims that they cant back up 99.999999% of people agree with him. our campain we strive not to lie. we are the change that is needed.

You do lie. Like just now, you said PETA is providing 60% of my financing? They're providing 3% at best. Bill Gates is providing me with more money than all of PETA combined. Not to mention that much of this money is coming out of my own pocket. Also you have recklessly slandered my good name with claims that I would "attack and eat" those who oppose me. You're just lucky I haven't sued you.

Slandered a Wolf for say he eats people. The bare faced cheek of it.

[strike wolf]

It actually does hold true though in North America that there has never been a wolf that's killed a person.

[targetman377]

sorry i have mispoken about the 60% what i should of said 60% of there buget goes to you. i am sorry for that. really i am.

[targetman377]

i never said they did i said they will attack you!!!!

[UCAbears]

blast. And I'm not looking too good with the coyotes, moose or buffalo right now either. At least the beavers and bears like me. Polling reports that 73% of grizzley bears, 55% of black bears, and 64% of beavers favor me over all other candidates.

Damn. I thought for sure the bears would be for me. I'm gonna have to sway them over to my side.

[jonesthecurl]

I forgot to say earier that my Welsh connections have also brought us the support of the Whales as well as the Welsh. The Whales are currenty coverting the other cetaceans and indeed all sea-mammals to the cause.

They're good at it too - it's something they're taught in their schools.

[strike wolf]

i never said they did i said they will attack you!!!!

Damn wolfists.

[targetman377]

i never said they did i said they will attack you!!!!

Damn wolfists.

see you have no evdince you just play the wolf card how mature. grow up i am only looking at case studyes were wolfs attack humans.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGXWy3htXgQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPW_k0XT ... re=related
killing our pets too!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSzEcfIL ... re=related

more evidence of what he may do if elected

[muy_thaiguy]

This just in; Daylight Donuts, Dunkin Donuts, and many other Donut makers are now supporting the Strike/Curl campaign. As well as the prairie dogs, ferrets, bison, and most dometicated dogs. Felines (domestic) have shown to favor 3rd party sheese heads, as they seem to attract rats to them.

[strike wolf]

i never said they did i said they will attack you!!!!

Damn wolfists.

see you have no evdince you just play the wolf card how mature. grow up i am only looking at case studyes were wolfs attack humans.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGXWy3htXgQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPW_k0XT ... re=related
killing our pets too!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSzEcfIL ... re=related

more evidence of what he may do if elected

So once again you lump all wolves into the same group and that really isn't discrimination?

[autoload]

I'm merging with whichever party wins.

That would be me.

[autoload]

I'm merging with whichever party wins.

we will gladly let you join our winning campain

Beat me to it!

[autoload]

I know! I can be targets official grammaticiser.

You're hired!

[autoload]

auto! i just got an email from google yahoo, and all other.com .org .gov . and .edu's that they all show there support for us. also netendo has agreed to fund whatever we need douring our campain sony is withstanding now. but we have microsoft and x box on our side now. i think we are doing very good. how is your campaining shaping up?

Now I believe we are straying into fantasy land.
I mean, Ok, wolves, ants, mexicans. But money from nintendo? A prime porky-worky I think.

nope because what you do not know is that mr lone wolf over there. gets 60% of his money from PEDA yes thats right! look at the evdience he is a wolf runing for a presdent PEADA want us to treat them as humans thouse animals. sorry Lone wolf i did not want it to come to this because we get money from bad sourses to! i am not the bad guy here we both do at least me and auto would not lie to the people. so far in this campain they have already lied make claims that they cant back up 99.999999% of people agree with him. our campain we strive not to lie. we are the change that is needed.

Bravo! targetman Bravo!