the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

[jonesthecurl]

Some joker.

[strike wolf]

Did she look like this?

[Quirk]

And now it's time for a series of unnecessary photos

[jonesthecurl]

Sleep deprivation does wonderful things.

[targetman377]

Psst...
It's 4:22 am. I should be asleep. See you tomorrow

I approve this post.

I thought you would like it. I've been getting less than 4 hours of sleep a night lately. Anytime I get some sleep is a big deal. Unfortunately the wife seems to think I sleep the entire time I'm at work. So there would be no need for me to get some sleep once I come home.

You see I work in a sleep factory. Not to be confused with a dream factory. Those guys work their asses off down at the dream factory. I work as a sleep tester down at the sleep factory. I come home from work everyday well rested and stress free

you have the best job in the world sleep factory where all you do is sleep i love it

[targetman377]

In other news, I've just played a very successful game of "Sock Snap". Around 20 pairs of socks that thought they'd spend the rest of their existence single have been reunited with their solemates. Unfortunately several pair belonged to the kids who have, very inconsiderately, ourgrown them.

my favorit game to play!!!

[targetman377]

Someone apparently forgot to give target his pills.

pills what pills i do not know of any pills what are you talking about i mean there are no vocies in my head(shut up you are not there) and everone is not out to get me *looks behiend for a triple cheek and i was against the wall. So what is all this talk of pills.

*Sees target grab a knife*

Now take it easy target. There's no reason anyone needs to be hurt here.

puts tinfoil on my head and grabs ak-47 or the kalachinvoic. as they say in russia. points it at lone wolf and then say no no no they wont stop talking the vocies MAKE THEM STOP!!!!

[stops voices]

three cheers for jones!!!!!

[targetman377]

Someone apparently forgot to give target his pills.

pills what pills i do not know of any pills what are you talking about i mean there are no vocies in my head(shut up you are not there) and everone is not out to get me *looks behiend for a triple cheek and i was against the wall. So what is all this talk of pills.

*Sees target grab a knife*

Now take it easy target. There's no reason anyone needs to be hurt here.

puts tinfoil on my head and grabs ak-47 or the kalachinvoic. as they say in russia. points it at lone wolf and then say no no no they wont stop talking the vocies MAKE THEM STOP!!!!

*Ducks behind steel wall barely dodging the flying bullets.*

You leave me no choice.

*Uses hypnosis to make target fall asleep.*

That's better. Why didn't I do that to begin with?

falls alseep and
*mummbles mummbles

[targetman377]

movie of the year!!!!!!

GRAND TRINO the best movie you must go watch it i swear everone must you will all love it clint eastwood plays a great roll

[the.killing.44]

movie of the year!!!!!!

GRAND TRINO the best movie you must go watch it i swear everone must you will all love it clint eastwood plays a great roll

That was an incredible movie, indeed. Funny, too!

.44

[strike wolf]

[quote="targetman377


pills what pills i do not know of any pills what are you talking about i mean there are no vocies in my head(shut up you are not there) and everone is not out to get me *looks behiend for a triple cheek and i was against the wall. So what is all this talk of pills.

*Sees target grab a knife*

Now take it easy target. There's no reason anyone needs to be hurt here.

puts tinfoil on my head and grabs ak-47 or the kalachinvoic. as they say in russia. points it at lone wolf and then say no no no they wont stop talking the vocies MAKE THEM STOP!!!!

*Ducks behind steel wall barely dodging the flying bullets.*

You leave me no choice.

*Uses hypnosis to make target fall asleep.*

That's better. Why didn't I do that to begin with?

falls alseep and
*mummbles mummbles[/quote]

*watches as target stops breathing*.

Now I remember why I don't use it.

[Onmyway]

movie of the year!!!!!!

GRAND TRINO the best movie you must go watch it i swear everone must you will all love it clint eastwood plays a great roll

That was an incredible movie, indeed. Funny, too!

.44

I've not seen it yet, but I guess I will have to check it out!

[targetman377]

movie of the year!!!!!!

GRAND TRINO the best movie you must go watch it i swear everone must you will all love it clint eastwood plays a great roll

That was an incredible movie, indeed. Funny, too!

.44

its one of the funnest movies i have seen clint eastwood plays that part so good

[targetman377]

[quote="targetman377


pills what pills i do not know of any pills what are you talking about i mean there are no vocies in my head(shut up you are not there) and everone is not out to get me *looks behiend for a triple cheek and i was against the wall. So what is all this talk of pills.

*Sees target grab a knife*

Now take it easy target. There's no reason anyone needs to be hurt here.

puts tinfoil on my head and grabs ak-47 or the kalachinvoic. as they say in russia. points it at lone wolf and then say no no no they wont stop talking the vocies MAKE THEM STOP!!!!

*Ducks behind steel wall barely dodging the flying bullets.*

You leave me no choice.

*Uses hypnosis to make target fall asleep.*

That's better. Why didn't I do that to begin with?

falls alseep and
*mummbles mummbles

*watches as target stops breathing*.


*sees bright light then god comes down and says your work as an assasin for the us government proves that you can work for ME GOD. TARGET you are my new assaisn now go and kill all the people on this list!!!!!!! names to beblived
Now I remember why I don't use it.[/quote]

[strike wolf]

*Catches peak at list. notices my name at the top*.

[targetman377]

*Catches peak at list. notices my name at the top*.

God has it out for you look out behind you!!!!

[strike wolf]

*Thinks quickly and brings target back to life. because of cosmic law, target forgot his time as one of god's assassins.*

Whoo. That was a close one.

[targetman377]

*Thinks quickly and brings target back to life. because of cosmic law, target forgot his time as one of god's assassins.*

Whoo. That was a close one.

put now ever once in a while he has a suddun urge to KILL lone wolf

[UCAbears]

The feel good drag - Amberlin.. is MY song of the day.

[targetman377]

The feel good drag - Amberlin.. is MY song of the day.

does it feel good!?

[Quirk]

It's almost 6am and I haven't been to sleep yet. I'm supposed to be at work at 10am. Looks like I'll be an hour late again. They're pretty demanding down at the sleep factory.

[jonesthecurl]

If it's the small one that's keeping you awake, have you tried swaddling?

[targetman377]

It's almost 6am and I haven't been to sleep yet. I'm supposed to be at work at 10am. Looks like I'll be an hour late again. They're pretty demanding down at the sleep factory.

ok now its bugging me where do you work where you get no sleep and you can sleep at work???

[autoload]

Psst...
It's 4:22 am. I should be asleep. See you tomorrow

I approve this post.

you never cease to make a chukle come out of me auto

Really? I didn't think that getting you to laugh was a hard feat.

Agreed

[autoload]

On another note. I heard that Heath won for best supporting actor. So who accepted the award on his behalf?

Some joker.

Laugh!