WELCOME TO SPAMALOT, THE FEW, THE PROUD, THE SPAMMY!!!!!!!!!

static_ice · Post by **static_ice** » Tue Aug 28, 2007 9:39 pm

CRAYOLA wrote:and im in high school now.

I rofl'd when I read this.

OH NOES HE'S A FRESHMAN NOW! DUCK FOR COVER!

The Weird One · Post by **The Weird One** » Tue Aug 28, 2007 9:41 pm

no, don't duck for cover

explain to him what hazing is :twisted:

static_ice · Post by **static_ice** » Tue Aug 28, 2007 9:42 pm

The Weird One wrote:no, don't duck for cover

explain to him what hazing is

*chuck's $10 worth of pennies at crayon boy*

The Weird One · Post by **The Weird One** » Tue Aug 28, 2007 9:42 pm

The Weird One · Post by **The Weird One** » Tue Aug 28, 2007 9:43 pm

but you should try something cheaper.

*buys bag of marbles and throws them at crayon boy*

static_ice · Post by **static_ice** » Tue Aug 28, 2007 9:45 pm

or even better, put the marbles in a burlap sack and smack him in the face :lol:

The Weird One · Post by **The Weird One** » Tue Aug 28, 2007 9:48 pm

I prefer bugs bunny's method better .. . . one sec, I'll try and find a clip

The Weird One · Post by **The Weird One** » Tue Aug 28, 2007 9:51 pm

damn, couldnt' find it, but he drops a brick in a glove and slaps (usually elmer fudd) someone across the face. then, he dumps dust out of the glove

The Weird One · Post by **The Weird One** » Tue Aug 28, 2007 9:51 pm

well, I gotta go, i'll be back later

hecter · Post by **hecter** » Tue Aug 28, 2007 10:20 pm

One of the better hazings (I think) is having somebody blow something across the hallway (marble, feather, ect.) and while they're down on all fours, ass in the air, you kick them in the nuts. :lol:

static_ice · Post by **static_ice** » Tue Aug 28, 2007 10:31 pm

hecter wrote:One of the better hazings (I think) is having somebody blow something across the hallway (marble, feather, ect.) and while they're down on all fours, ass in the air, you kick them in the nuts.

wow that's harsh... I would love to watch that happen from afar :lol:

The Weird One · Post by **The Weird One** » Tue Aug 28, 2007 10:36 pm

yeah, I agree.

static_ice · Post by **static_ice** » Tue Aug 28, 2007 10:40 pm

same with what the guy's doing to the cowering guy in your sig TWO :lol:

The Weird One · Post by **The Weird One** » Tue Aug 28, 2007 10:48 pm

standard disciplinary procedure :twisted:

static_ice · Post by **static_ice** » Tue Aug 28, 2007 10:50 pm

"when freshman get out of order"

Fircoal · Post by **Fircoal** » Tue Aug 28, 2007 11:14 pm

static_ice wrote::lol: "when freshman get out of order"

O NOES!

The Weird One · Post by **The Weird One** » Wed Aug 29, 2007 12:23 am

*staggers in and looks for somebody to mug*

The Weird One · Post by **The Weird One** » Wed Aug 29, 2007 1:00 am

*seeing no other target, punches himself into unconsciousness*

g'night folks

Iliad · Post by **Iliad** » Wed Aug 29, 2007 2:20 am

Good night

Hey guys

Iliad · Post by **Iliad** » Wed Aug 29, 2007 2:32 am

XTRA IS BACK! HE IS BACK THE CC FORUM IS DOOMED!

Iliad · Post by **Iliad** » Wed Aug 29, 2007 5:36 am

lord twiggy1 wrote:Narrator: The trolls were weak and the flamers were unoriginal.

Cynthia: Spammer
Hecter: Yes, my Lady
Cynthia: Come back with your account, or on it

DirtyDishSoap: Mods, they failed the Lack's test, and a turtle who fancies himself a god feels a very human chill crawl up his shell.

Mod: Choose your next posts carefully, Hecter. They may be your last, as King.
Hecter: You bring the names and post counts of banned accounts to my thread, you insult my queen and you threaten my spammers with banning and forum banning...Oh I’ve chosen my posts carefully mod. Perhaps you
should have done the same.

Guilty_Biscuit wrote:
Hecter: You have many fighters, Crayola. Wait, no you dont. It won't be long before they fear my spammers more than yours...you.
Crayola: It's not the lash they fear. It is my post.

Hecter: This is where we spam! This is where they fail!
VincentM: On these keyboards, boys!
[Good Spammers cheer]
Hecter: Remember this day, men, for it will be yours for all time.

Crayola: My posts will block out the sun.
DirtyDishsoap: Then we will spam in the shade.

DirtyDishSoap: What the hell are you laughing at?
Skittles!: You had to say it!
DirtyDishSoap: What?
Skittles!: Fight in the shade!

Hecter: My spammers, gather round! No retreat, no surrender; that is Spammer's law and by Spammer's law we will stand and spam... and be banned. A new age has begun. An age of freedom, and will know, that 300 Spammers gave their last posts to defend it!

VincentM: For 500 days they've served the dark will of Crayola. Eyes as dark as night... teeth, filed to fangs... souless. The personal guard to king Crayola himself, the cayon poster elite. The stupidest posting force in all of conquer club. The Crayons.

Hecter: Submission...that's a bit of a problem. See rumor has it, the Athenians have already turned you down. And if those philosophers and eh, boy lovers have that kind of nerve...!

Crayola: Yours is a fascinating clan. Defiant even in the face of deadly spam. There is much our cultures could share.
Hecter: Perhaps you haven't noticed, but we've been sharing our culture with you all morning.

Hecter: Moderators... we'll put their name to the test.

VincentM: They look tired!
Spartan King Leonidas: Well let's give them something to see! To the spamming pictures!

[VincentM is putting a patch over his avatar]
Hecter: VincentM , I trust that "scratch" hasn't made you useless.
VincentM: Hardly, my lord, it's just an avatar. The gods saw fit to grace me with a spare.

Hecter: This is where we hold them. This is where we spam. This is where they fail...HE fails

Hecter:Let me guess, you must be Craola
Crayola: Yes and in a few hours llamas will rule CC

Hecter:What must a king do to save his kingdom:
Cynthia:Instead ask yourself: what must a free spammer do?"

Hecter:Knights! What is your profession?"
Knights: SPAM!

Crayola: I will erase Spamalots from the forum......The world will never even know you existed at all. that is, of course, assuming Lack gives me mod powers
Hecter: The world will know that free spammers stood against a crayon, that few stood against many

Hecter: There's no reason we can't be civil.
VincentM: [hijacks a stupid thread] Right Sire.

Crayola: Consider the fate of your women.
Hecter: Clearly you don't know our women! I might as well have marched them up here judging by what I've seen.

Hecter: Spammers! Ready your breakfast and eat hearty... For tonight, we dine in Flame Wars!

Cynthia: I am not here to represent Hecter; his spam speak louder than my posts ever could. I am here for all those voices which cannot be heard: mothers, daughters, fathers, sons - three hundred families that bleed for our rights, and for the very principles this room was built upon. We are at war, gentlemen. We must send the entire Spam army to aid our king in the preservation of not just ourselves, but of our children. Send the army for the preservation of liberty. Send it for justice. Send it for law and order. Send it for reason. But most importantly, send our army for hope - hope that a king and his men have not been wasted to the pages of a forum - that their courage bonds us together, that we are made stronger by their actions, and that your choices today reflect their bravery.

VincentM: We Spammers have descended from Sir Spamalot himself. Taught never to retreat, never to surrender. Taught that being banned for spamming in the forums is the greatest glory he could achieve with his account. Spammers: the finest soldiers the world has ever known.

Hecter: You there! Serbia! May you live forever. DIRTYDISHSOAP!

DirtyDishSoap: We did what we were trained to do, what we were bred to do, what we were born to do!

Xenhu: [before raping Queen Cynthia] This will not be over quickly. You will not enjoy this. I am not your King.

XenHu: My whore Queen...
Queen Cynthia: [stabs Xenhu] This will not be over quickly! You will not enjoy this! I am not your Queen!

*swings a pocket watch infront of everyones eyes*
no this is not iliads story just adapted to fit the occasion

BULLSHIT! You just copied and pasted that!

rayray · Post by **rayray** » Wed Aug 29, 2007 8:40 am

Could one of spamalot please wake up your king and ask him to play his turns in our clan war ! He has missed 2 turns from my game and is slowing down others.

:roll:

lord twiggy1 · Post by **lord twiggy1** » Wed Aug 29, 2007 8:54 am

Iliad wrote:
lord twiggy1 wrote:Narrator: The trolls were weak and the flamers were unoriginal.

Cynthia: Spammer
Hecter: Yes, my Lady
Cynthia: Come back with your account, or on it

DirtyDishSoap: Mods, they failed the Lack's test, and a turtle who fancies himself a god feels a very human chill crawl up his shell.

Mod: Choose your next posts carefully, Hecter. They may be your last, as King.
Hecter: You bring the names and post counts of banned accounts to my thread, you insult my queen and you threaten my spammers with banning and forum banning...Oh I’ve chosen my posts carefully mod. Perhaps you
should have done the same.

Guilty_Biscuit wrote:
Hecter: You have many fighters, Crayola. Wait, no you dont. It won't be long before they fear my spammers more than yours...you.
Crayola: It's not the lash they fear. It is my post.

Hecter: This is where we spam! This is where they fail!
VincentM: On these keyboards, boys!
[Good Spammers cheer]
Hecter: Remember this day, men, for it will be yours for all time.

Crayola: My posts will block out the sun.
DirtyDishsoap: Then we will spam in the shade.

DirtyDishSoap: What the hell are you laughing at?
Skittles!: You had to say it!
DirtyDishSoap: What?
Skittles!: Fight in the shade!

Hecter: My spammers, gather round! No retreat, no surrender; that is Spammer's law and by Spammer's law we will stand and spam... and be banned. A new age has begun. An age of freedom, and will know, that 300 Spammers gave their last posts to defend it!

VincentM: For 500 days they've served the dark will of Crayola. Eyes as dark as night... teeth, filed to fangs... souless. The personal guard to king Crayola himself, the cayon poster elite. The stupidest posting force in all of conquer club. The Crayons.

Hecter: Submission...that's a bit of a problem. See rumor has it, the Athenians have already turned you down. And if those philosophers and eh, boy lovers have that kind of nerve...!

Crayola: Yours is a fascinating clan. Defiant even in the face of deadly spam. There is much our cultures could share.
Hecter: Perhaps you haven't noticed, but we've been sharing our culture with you all morning.

Hecter: Moderators... we'll put their name to the test.

VincentM: They look tired!
Spartan King Leonidas: Well let's give them something to see! To the spamming pictures!

[VincentM is putting a patch over his avatar]
Hecter: VincentM , I trust that "scratch" hasn't made you useless.
VincentM: Hardly, my lord, it's just an avatar. The gods saw fit to grace me with a spare.

Hecter: This is where we hold them. This is where we spam. This is where they fail...HE fails

Hecter:Let me guess, you must be Craola
Crayola: Yes and in a few hours llamas will rule CC

Hecter:What must a king do to save his kingdom:
Cynthia:Instead ask yourself: what must a free spammer do?"

Hecter:Knights! What is your profession?"
Knights: SPAM!

Crayola: I will erase Spamalots from the forum......The world will never even know you existed at all. that is, of course, assuming Lack gives me mod powers
Hecter: The world will know that free spammers stood against a crayon, that few stood against many

Hecter: There's no reason we can't be civil.
VincentM: [hijacks a stupid thread] Right Sire.

Crayola: Consider the fate of your women.
Hecter: Clearly you don't know our women! I might as well have marched them up here judging by what I've seen.

Hecter: Spammers! Ready your breakfast and eat hearty... For tonight, we dine in Flame Wars!

Cynthia: I am not here to represent Hecter; his spam speak louder than my posts ever could. I am here for all those voices which cannot be heard: mothers, daughters, fathers, sons - three hundred families that bleed for our rights, and for the very principles this room was built upon. We are at war, gentlemen. We must send the entire Spam army to aid our king in the preservation of not just ourselves, but of our children. Send the army for the preservation of liberty. Send it for justice. Send it for law and order. Send it for reason. But most importantly, send our army for hope - hope that a king and his men have not been wasted to the pages of a forum - that their courage bonds us together, that we are made stronger by their actions, and that your choices today reflect their bravery.

VincentM: We Spammers have descended from Sir Spamalot himself. Taught never to retreat, never to surrender. Taught that being banned for spamming in the forums is the greatest glory he could achieve with his account. Spammers: the finest soldiers the world has ever known.

Hecter: You there! Serbia! May you live forever. DIRTYDISHSOAP!

DirtyDishSoap: We did what we were trained to do, what we were bred to do, what we were born to do!

Xenhu: [before raping Queen Cynthia] This will not be over quickly. You will not enjoy this. I am not your King.

XenHu: My whore Queen...
Queen Cynthia: [stabs Xenhu] This will not be over quickly! You will not enjoy this! I am not your Queen!

*swings a pocket watch infront of everyones eyes*
no this is not iliads story just adapted to fit the occasion

BULLSHIT! You just copied and pasted that!

i have know idea what you are talking about, it sasy nothing about lack or the mods

hecter · Post by **hecter** » Wed Aug 29, 2007 10:33 am

rayray wrote:Could one of spamalot please wake up your king and ask him to play his turns in our clan war ! He has missed 2 turns from my game and is slowing down others.

Calm down man! I was away for four days, so give me a break!

rayray · Post by **rayray** » Wed Aug 29, 2007 10:45 am

hecter wrote:
rayray wrote:Could one of spamalot please wake up your king and ask him to play his turns in our clan war ! He has missed 2 turns from my game and is slowing down others.

Calm down man! I was away for four days, so give me a break!

Get an account sitter then. :roll: