CARTOON SMACKDOWN! [Winners: see 1st post]

magneto_acolyte · Post by **magneto_acolyte** » Thu Dec 24, 2009 7:05 pm

Will the next round include games with the new nuclear spoils option just added. It makes strategy totally different.

ODWO · Post by **ODWO** » Thu Dec 24, 2009 10:03 pm

magneto_acolyte wrote:Will the next round include games with the new nuclear spoils option just added. It makes strategy totally different.

Mr. Burns: Did you say ... "Nuclear Spoils?" Hmmm. I sense a big profit coming. I just happen to have a Nuclear Power Plant! Where's my new assistant?
New Assistant: Sir, I'm right here. In back on you (.. choking on one of your farts)
Mr. Burns: Oh, there you are. What are you doing? Trying to hide from me again?
New Assistant: No sir. (cough) I was just walking the accountants to the door. You know... the guys from Arthur Anderson? (in a hushed voice ...) The guys Enron had doing their books?
Mr Burns: The door? Oh my, no! Call them back in here. In fact, call the front desk. Ask them to order some cookies delivered right away. And don't forget the free, complimentary water too. We can't have these guys sitting at their desk hungry. No, I want them hyped up on sugar.
Security Guard: A ... well ... they're gone.
Mr. Burns: DAMN! WHen the sugarran out and they finally fall asleep at their desks I was going to change the books - just alittle - to look much better than it really is. It worked with the EPA guys. Haven't heard a peep from them in weeks about any kinds of pollution. I still have to do something about that idiot who's from Texas. He keeps nosing around here asking questions about profits and loss. Keeps saying something about the spoils of war.
Mr. Burns: (mumbling to self ...) Thinks he can muscle in on my nuclear profits? Well, we'll see about that. hehehehehe.
New Assistant: (turning shades of green) Sir? Did you just fart again? you know? Silent but Deadly? (Gasp. Cough)
Mr. Burns: Hmmm, Yes. Yes I did. Can't you tell? I'm happy. Happy as a blue toilet bowl tablet in a sparkling new commode, and as relaxed as an ex-President committing treason. Now, I need you to get the scientist who developed these "nuclear spoils" on the phone. Pronto.
New Assistant: (tapping his PDA for the telephone # of the comic book store in Springfield....) Ahhh. here it is sir! Shall I call him?
Mr. Burns: Oh, give me that .... (hits "dial")
Mr. Burns: By the way, are there any more nachos leftover from lunch? I'm sensing some more brain farts coming on.

Suzy1 · Post by **Suzy1** » Fri Dec 25, 2009 12:25 am

ODWO wrote:
magneto_acolyte wrote:Will the next round include games with the new nuclear spoils option just added. It makes strategy totally different.

Mr. Burns: Did you say ... "Nuclear Spoils?" Hmmm. I sense a big profit coming. I just happen to have a Nuclear Power Plant! Where's my new assistant?
New Assistant: Sir, I'm right here. In back on you (.. choking on one of your farts)
Mr. Burns: Oh, there you are. What are you doing? Trying to hide from me again?
New Assistant: No sir. (cough) I was just walking the accountants to the door. You know... the guys from Arthur Anderson? (in a hushed voice ...) The guys Enron had doing their books?
Mr Burns: The door? Oh my, no! Call them back in here. In fact, call the front desk. Ask them to order some cookies delivered right away. And don't forget the free, complimentary water too. We can't have these guys sitting at their desk hungry. No, I want them hyped up on sugar.
Security Guard: A ... well ... they're gone.
Mr. Burns: DAMN! WHen the sugarran out and they finally fall asleep at their desks I was going to change the books - just alittle - to look much better than it really is. It worked with the EPA guys. Haven't heard a peep from them in weeks about any kinds of pollution. I still have to do something about that idiot who's from Texas. He keeps nosing around here asking questions about profits and loss. Keeps saying something about the spoils of war.
Mr. Burns: (mumbling to self ...) Thinks he can muscle in on my nuclear profits? Well, we'll see about that. hehehehehe.
New Assistant: (turning shades of green) Sir? Did you just fart again? you know? Silent but Deadly? (Gasp. Cough)
Mr. Burns: Hmmm, Yes. Yes I did. Can't you tell? I'm happy. Happy as a blue toilet bowl tablet in a sparkling new commode, and as relaxed as an ex-President committing treason. Now, I need you to get the scientist who developed these "nuclear spoils" on the phone. Pronto.
New Assistant: (tapping his PDA for the telephone # of the comic book store in Springfield....) Ahhh. here it is sir! Shall I call him?
Mr. Burns: Oh, give me that .... (hits "dial")
Mr. Burns: By the way, are there any more nachos leftover from lunch? I'm sensing some more brain farts coming on.

Eavesdrops with my highly sensitive wabbit ears! Takes notes, this Mr Burns guy is onto somethin and I wanna be prepared!

RedBaron0 · Post by **RedBaron0** » Fri Dec 25, 2009 12:42 am

Merry Christmas Eric.

MyTurnToWin · Post by **MyTurnToWin** » Fri Dec 25, 2009 12:51 am

Miss Bunny, open my Christmas present to you. Don't be fooled by the A.C.M.E. box. I reused it from one of the ol' coyote's failed attempts to booby trap me. Inside you will find a mask especially designed to keep you safe from any gas that Mr. Burns might create, produce, let loose, or release.

Note the soft blue straps to fit over your ears.

Merry Christmas!

meep meep

ODWO · Post by **ODWO** » Fri Dec 25, 2009 11:31 am

Suzy1 wrote:..... so stay tuned, same bat time, same bat channel!!!

Off topic: I loved that show. The original Batman TV series, that is. Hearing the music in my head now. (No, not Pink Floyd lyrics ... the Batman tune)

Merry Christmas to all.

Elijah S · Post by **Elijah S** » Fri Dec 25, 2009 2:27 pm

RedBaron0 wrote:Merry Christmas Eric.

Yes - Merry Christmas, Butters... and to all of you a joyful holiday season!

By the way - I've decided to give myself a Christmas gift... ummm....27,471...no 27 Billion 471 points!...yeah...that's more like it! Smack that, Butters!

Also, I hear through the cartoon grapevine that Speedy is about to take Italy, thus ending our invasion of Europe... Next stop, North America... and there will be blood. -Oh yes, there will be blood!

Now, I'm off to have some ham and pie!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bt50O9_jSuU

Suzy1 · Post by **Suzy1** » Sat Dec 26, 2009 12:41 am

MyTurnToWin wrote:Miss Bunny, open my Christmas present to you. Don't be fooled by the A.C.M.E. box. I reused it from one of the ol' coyote's failed attempts to booby trap me. Inside you will find a mask especially designed to keep you safe from any gas that Mr. Burns might create, produce, let loose, or release.

Note the soft blue straps to fit over your ears.

Merry Christmas!

meep meep

Thank you so much for the gift R.R. However, there's a certain gas the he emits that will penetrate any gas mask

I also have gifts for everyone. Where the instructions say "Open, Pull Pin. and Hold Tightly In Hand", It's a new game that sees who can hold theirs the longest!!!

RoadRunner, I hand crafted your gift and it has no harmful effects. I think it will go lovely with your blue feathers!

Suzy1 · Post by **Suzy1** » Sat Dec 26, 2009 12:43 am

ODWO wrote:
Suzy1 wrote:..... so stay tuned, same bat time, same bat channel!!!
Off topic: I loved that show. The original Batman TV series, that is. Hearing the music in my head now. (No, not Pink Floyd lyrics ... the Batman tune)

Merry Christmas to all.

WHAM! POOF! POW! Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na...BATMANNNNN!

Suzy1 · Post by **Suzy1** » Sat Dec 26, 2009 12:47 am

I just wanted to tell you all. I pretended to be asleep last night when Santa Claus came to bring my presents. I was peeking and when he bent over to place them under my tree, I saw "buttcrack" and I am rather certain that it was Eric Cartman's. Due to this knowledge, I cannot say what the present was that he left for me, because it had instructions on it that said "DO NOT TELL". I was really surprised, I tell you!

RedBaron0 · Post by **RedBaron0** » Sat Dec 26, 2009 1:09 am

I'm glad your math skill have improved to the point that Mr. Garrison may give you a D, Eric.

Merry Christmas to all, and to all... Chaos.(i.e. returns)

MyTurnToWin · Post by **MyTurnToWin** » Sat Dec 26, 2009 2:20 am

That explains it Miss Bunny. I woke up and saw Santa stealing your present from under my "desert Christmas tree" (here in desert we use manzanita branches for our trees). I wondered why the jolly old elf would take my present but now I know it was that Eric guy!

Roadrunner grabs his cell phone and punches #7, the speed dial number for the Top Secret Development Department of A.C.M.E. "Hello, this is RR...... yes..... yes...... I'll hold..... hello.... no problem. I want to order a B.C.R. kit.... I know ..... meep meep. It is still in testing, yes yes yes. I have a test subject for you. His name is Eric Cartman."

Suzy1 · Post by **Suzy1** » Sat Dec 26, 2009 2:39 am

MyTurnToWin wrote:That explains it Miss Bunny. I woke up and saw Santa stealing your present from under my "desert Christmas tree" (here in desert we use manzanita branches for our trees). I wondered why the jolly old elf would take my present but now I know it was that Eric guy!

Roadrunner grabs his cell phone and punches #7, the speed dial number for the Top Secret Development Department of A.C.M.E. "Hello, this is RR...... yes..... yes...... I'll hold..... hello.... no problem. I want to order a B.C.R. kit.... I know ..... meep meep. It is still in testing, yes yes yes. I have a test subject for you. His name is Eric Cartman."

You keep calling A.C.M.E. and I will continue to zero-in on Mr. Burns' rather genius inventions. I have him distracted with "Batman" at the moment. My plan is working brilliantly! I will soon know how to create the big mushroom cloud!

Elijah S · Post by **Elijah S** » Sat Dec 26, 2009 4:36 am

MyTurnToWin wrote:That explains it Miss Bunny. I woke up and saw Santa stealing your present from under my "desert Christmas tree" (here in desert we use manzanita branches for our trees). I wondered why the jolly old elf would take my present but now I know it was that Eric guy!

Roadrunner grabs his cell phone and punches #7, the speed dial number for the Top Secret Development Department of A.C.M.E. "Hello, this is RR...... yes..... yes...... I'll hold..... hello.... no problem. I want to order a B.C.R. kit.... I know ..... meep meep. It is still in testing, yes yes yes. I have a test subject for you. His name is Eric Cartman."

Okay - so I might've taken a present or two. So? What's your point?
But I did leave a little something for Lola that turned her silver stripes into gold.
Merry Christmas Ms. Bunny!

ODWO · Post by **ODWO** » Sat Dec 26, 2009 4:32 pm

Suzy1 wrote:WHAM! POOF! POW! Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na...BATMANNNNN!

Yeah!!!!

Elijah S · Post by **Elijah S** » Sat Dec 26, 2009 4:57 pm

(edited after Speedy won the last game of Round 1)
Here's where players stand at this time; In no specific order - 12 players are currently tied for the lead.
Mr Burns 20 pts. (won a game; flying both avatar and sig)
Roadrunner 20 pts. (won a game; flying both avatar and sig)
Jeff 20 pts. (won a game; flying both avatar and sig)
Stan* 20 pts. (won 2 games) *was a 1st round wildcard -will play only 1 game in round 2
Lola 20 pts. (won a game; flying both avatar and sig)
Kenny 20 pts. (won a game; flying both avatar and sig)
Chef 20 pts. (won a game; flying both avatar and sig)
Marvin 20 pts. (won a game; flying both avatar and sig)
Sylvester 20 pts. (won a game; flying both avatar and sig)
Foghorn 20 pts. (won a game; flying both avatar and sig)
Speedy 20 pts. (won a game; flying both avatar and sig)
Homer 20 pts. (won a game; flying both avatar and sig)
Butters 15 pts. (won a game; flying sig)
Lisa 15 pts. (won a game; flying sig)
Krusty 15 pts. (won a game; flying avatar)
Taz 15 pts. (won a game; flying avatar)
Sam* 15 pts. (won a game; flying avatar) *was a 1st round wildcard - will play only 1 game in round 2
Marge 15 pts. (won a game; flying avatar)
Eric 10 pts. (flying both avatar and sig)
Bugs 10 pts. (flying both avatar and sig)
Kyle 10 pts. (flying both avatar and sig)
Pepe 10 pts. (won a game)
Wyle E. 10 pts. (won a game)
Tweak 10 pts. (won a game)

Elijah S · Post by **Elijah S** » Sat Dec 26, 2009 5:29 pm

We'll continue to follow the game set-up from the OP; Singles; Sequential; Flat-rate; Automatic Deployment; Sunny; Unlimited Fortifications.
Those players losing a second game will be eliminated unless their point total places them in the upper-third of the field. (10 pts. per game win, 5 points for using their Cartoon Avatar, 5 pts. for using their Cartoon Sig). -This round will be brutal, as I expect us to lose more than half of our players!)

(edited - match-ups created)
Round 2 - First Games
Game 1) Marge, Lola, Homer, Tweak, Krusty - First Nations of North America
Game 2) Sam, Lisa, Foghorn, Butters - American Civil War
Game 3) Bugs,Wyle E., Jeff, Kenny, Pepe - Great Lakes
Game 4) Sylvester, Kyle, Mr. Burns, Speedy, Marvin - First Nations of North America
Game 5) Chef, Eric, Stan, Roadrunner, Taz - Route 66
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Round 2 - Second Games
Game 6) Wyle E., Pepe, Chef, Marge, Bugs - Great Lakes
Game 7) Taz, Mr. Burns, Foghorn, Butters - Route 66
Game 8 ) Jeff, Lola, Eric, Roadrunner, Homer - Route 66
Game 9) Marvin, Kenny, Lisa, Speedy - American Civil War
Game 10) Tweak, Sylvester, Kyle, Krusty - First Nations of North America

Suzy1 · Post by **Suzy1** » Sun Dec 27, 2009 12:14 am

Elijah S wrote:
MyTurnToWin wrote:That explains it Miss Bunny. I woke up and saw Santa stealing your present from under my "desert Christmas tree" (here in desert we use manzanita branches for our trees). I wondered why the jolly old elf would take my present but now I know it was that Eric guy!

Roadrunner grabs his cell phone and punches #7, the speed dial number for the Top Secret Development Department of A.C.M.E. "Hello, this is RR...... yes..... yes...... I'll hold..... hello.... no problem. I want to order a B.C.R. kit.... I know ..... meep meep. It is still in testing, yes yes yes. I have a test subject for you. His name is Eric Cartman."
Okay - so I might've taken a present or two. So? What's your point?
But I did leave a little something for Lola that turned her silver stripes into gold.
Merry Christmas Ms. Bunny!

My jaw drops and my ears feel all fuzzy! I am soooo surprised. Thank you so much for the gift and A Happy New Year to you too Cartman!

Suzy1 · Post by **Suzy1** » Sun Dec 27, 2009 12:28 am

ODWO wrote:
Suzy1 wrote:WHAM! POOF! POW! Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na...BATMANNNNN!
Yeah!!!!

Sends Mr Burns a ticket to the Car Show featuring the BatMobile...

Frito Bandito · Post by **Frito Bandito** » Sun Dec 27, 2009 10:20 am

Speedy Gonzalez races around Italy!! wins game 5999535

Arriba! Arriba! Gano! Gano!

Elijah S · Post by **Elijah S** » Sun Dec 27, 2009 11:17 am

Frito Bandito wrote:Speedy Gonzalez races around Italy!! wins game 5999535

Arriba! Arriba! Gano! Gano!

Well, it's about time, rodent!

Games have been set up and invitations are now being sent.
Good luck to all!

Frito Bandito · Post by **Frito Bandito** » Sun Dec 27, 2009 11:19 am

oooh, si, umm
Merry Christmas senor Eric!

azezzo · Post by **azezzo** » Sun Dec 27, 2009 1:07 pm

just curious as to the specifics, homer doesnt have 5 points for having a sig, homer ran that sig for about 2 weeks, wasnt aware that you need to keep it for the duration, please clarify

Suzy1 · Post by **Suzy1** » Sun Dec 27, 2009 2:03 pm

Frito Bandito wrote:Speedy Gonzalez races around Italy!! wins game 5999535

Arriba! Arriba! Gano! Gano!

Good game Speedy, a well-deserved win! Congrats

Suzy1 · Post by **Suzy1** » Sun Dec 27, 2009 2:11 pm

Once again, thanks for such a great tournament Cartman (Elijah S)

I have thoroughly enjoyed it. It seems others are sorta copying it now, with similar tournaments, which I think is a positive thing. I look forward to these games coming up. I am definitely outta my comfort zone. Unfamiliar territories and no burrows! And my gift had nothing to do with me posting this..This truly has been the best tournament I have played in. Good luck in the next round, Toons! Watch out for all the secret weopons...he he he

Lola

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