WELCOME TO SPAMALOT, THE FEW, THE PROUD, THE SPAMMY!!!!!!!!!

[Skittles!]

What's with the flowing words?

[Iliad]

I agree, QFT?
Or GFY, go f*ck thyself?
I am introducing a new word into these halls and walls
May it serve us well
DCA

What?

[jnd94]

I feel very poetic
Do you want to join me on my mission to only post poems for today?

[Skittles!]

Erm... I have to go..

Not really. I don't feel like poems.

[Iliad]

I feel very poetic
Do you want to join me on my mission to only post poems for today?

I'm going to bed soon. Will you join my cc mafia?

[jnd94]

I agree, QFT?
Or GFY, go f*ck thyself?
I am introducing a new word into these halls and walls
May it serve us well
DCA

What?

Desperate Cry for Attention

[Iliad]

I agree, QFT?
Or GFY, go f*ck thyself?
I am introducing a new word into these halls and walls
May it serve us well
DCA

What?

Desperate Cry for Attention

Anyway join my cc mafia game.

And cya

[jnd94]

Erm... I have to go..

Not really. I don't feel like poems.

Sure you do... thats fine, I dont need support. But when I become the next great poet, I won't thank you!

[jnd94]

I agree, QFT?
Or GFY, go f*ck thyself?
I am introducing a new word into these halls and walls
May it serve us well
DCA

What?

Desperate Cry for Attention

Anyway join my cc mafia game.

And cya

sorry, maybe the second...too many already

Bye

[Skittles!]

Erm... I have to go..

Not really. I don't feel like poems.

Sure you do... thats fine, I dont need support. But when I become the next great poet, I won't thank you!

GOOD! I don't need your thanking

[soundout9]

Erm... I have to go..

Not really. I don't feel like poems.

Sure you do... thats fine, I dont need support. But when I become the next great poet, I won't thank you!

GOOD! I don't need your thanking

LOL ya'll is little kids

[cena-rules]

my DCA

join my mafia and recieve a cookie

cookie may or may not exist. Present is subject to availibility

[Minister Masket]

Greetings fools! What news from the spammermark?

[mr. incrediball]

I agree, QFT?
Or GFY, go f*ck thyself?
I am introducing a new word into these halls and walls
May it serve us well
DCA

What?

Desperate Cry for Attention

Anyway join my cc mafia game.

And cya

veeeery persuasive...

[cena-rules]

my DCA

join my mafia and recieve a cookie

cookie may or may not exist. Present is subject to availibility

[mr. incrediball]

my DCA

join my mafia and recieve a cookie

cookie may or may not exist. Present is subject to availibility

i'll join yours if you join mine

[diddle]

guys, i need 3 more people for my mafia, and i'mn getting desperate

[mr. incrediball]

guys, i need 3 more people for my mafia, and i'mn getting desperate

i'll join again. three times

[jnd94]

For all of you who didnt see my brilliance earlier:

"Sympathy for the Spammer" adapted from the Rolling Stones "sympathy for the devil" by Jnd94

Please allow me to introduce myself
Im a man of spam and fun
Ive been around for a long few months
Stole many a newbs soul and ego
And I was round when king hecter
Had his moment of greatness and brilliance
Made damn sure that Vincent
Washed his hands and wrote it down (In the first post)
Pleased to meet you, spammer
Hope you guess my name
But whats puzzling you, newbie
Is the nature of my game
I stuck around the cheese thread
When I saw it was a time for a change
Killed the OP and his followers
Wicked screamed in vain
I rode a tank
Held a knight's rank
When the deletings raged
And the bodies stank, of spam
Pleased to meet you, spammer
Hope you guess my name, oh yeah
Ah, whats puzzling you, newbie
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah
I watched with glee
While your mods and flamers
Fought for ten days
For the lack they made
I shouted out,
Who killed the multis?
When after all
It was you and me
Let me please introduce myself
Im a man of spam and fun
And I laid traps for mods
Who get killed before they reached my thread
Pleased to meet you, spammer
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But whats puzzling you, newbie
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah, get down, baby
Pleased to meet you, spammer
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But whats confusing you, ewbie
Is just the nature of my game
Just as every mod is a criminal
And all the spammers saints
As heads is tails
Just call me hecter
cause Im in need of some restraint
So if you meet me
Have some courtesy
Have some sympathy, and some fun
Use all your well-learned techniques
Or Ill lay your thread to spam, um yeah
Pleased to meet you, spammer
Hope you guessed my name, um yeah
But whats puzzling you, newbie
Is the nature of my game, um mean it, get down
Woo, who
Oh yeah, get on down
Oh yeah
Oh yeah!
Tell me Cynthia, whats my name
Tell me kitten, can ya guess my name
Tell me Cynthia, whats my name
I tell you one time, youre a spammer!
Ooo, who
Ooo, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Oh, yeah
Whats me name
Tell me, Cynthia, whats my name
Tell me, kitten, whats my name
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Oh, yeah

[Minister Masket]

And that, My Leige is how we know the Earth to be banana-shaped.

[cena-rules]

For all of you who didnt see my brilliance earlier:

"Sympathy for the Spammer" adapted from the Rolling Stones "sympathy for the devil" by Jnd94

Please allow me to introduce myself
Im a man of spam and fun
Ive been around for a long few months
Stole many a newbs soul and ego
And I was round when king hecter
Had his moment of greatness and brilliance
Made damn sure that Vincent
Washed his hands and wrote it down (In the first post)
Pleased to meet you, spammer
Hope you guess my name
But whats puzzling you, newbie
Is the nature of my game
I stuck around the cheese thread
When I saw it was a time for a change
Killed the OP and his followers
Wicked screamed in vain
I rode a tank
Held a knight's rank
When the deletings raged
And the bodies stank, of spam
Pleased to meet you, spammer
Hope you guess my name, oh yeah
Ah, whats puzzling you, newbie
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah
I watched with glee
While your mods and flamers
Fought for ten days
For the lack they made
I shouted out,
Who killed the multis?
When after all
It was you and me
Let me please introduce myself
Im a man of spam and fun
And I laid traps for mods
Who get killed before they reached my thread
Pleased to meet you, spammer
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But whats puzzling you, newbie
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah, get down, baby
Pleased to meet you, spammer
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But whats confusing you, ewbie
Is just the nature of my game
Just as every mod is a criminal
And all the spammers saints
As heads is tails
Just call me hecter
cause Im in need of some restraint
So if you meet me
Have some courtesy
Have some sympathy, and some fun
Use all your well-learned techniques
Or Ill lay your thread to spam, um yeah
Pleased to meet you, spammer
Hope you guessed my name, um yeah
But whats puzzling you, newbie
Is the nature of my game, um mean it, get down
Woo, who
Oh yeah, get on down
Oh yeah
Oh yeah!
Tell me Cynthia, whats my name
Tell me kitten, can ya guess my name
Tell me Cynthia, whats my name
I tell you one time, youre a spammer!
Ooo, who
Ooo, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Oh, yeah
Whats me name
Tell me, Cynthia, whats my name
Tell me, kitten, whats my name
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Oh, yeah

that is cool. Expect me to adapt a song soon

[Dancing Mustard]

For all of you who didnt see my brilliance earlier:

"Sympathy for the Spammer" adapted from the Rolling Stones "sympathy for the devil" by Jnd94

Please allow me to introduce myself
Im a man of spam and fun
Ive been around for a long few months
Stole many a newbs soul and ego
And I was round when king hecter
Had his moment of greatness and brilliance
Made damn sure that Vincent
Washed his hands and wrote it down (In the first post)
Pleased to meet you, spammer
Hope you guess my name
But whats puzzling you, newbie
Is the nature of my game
I stuck around the cheese thread
When I saw it was a time for a change
Killed the OP and his followers
Wicked screamed in vain
I rode a tank
Held a knight's rank
When the deletings raged
And the bodies stank, of spam
Pleased to meet you, spammer
Hope you guess my name, oh yeah
Ah, whats puzzling you, newbie
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah
I watched with glee
While your mods and flamers
Fought for ten days
For the lack they made
I shouted out,
Who killed the multis?
When after all
It was you and me
Let me please introduce myself
Im a man of spam and fun
And I laid traps for mods
Who get killed before they reached my thread
Pleased to meet you, spammer
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But whats puzzling you, newbie
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah, get down, baby
Pleased to meet you, spammer
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But whats confusing you, ewbie
Is just the nature of my game
Just as every mod is a criminal
And all the spammers saints
As heads is tails
Just call me hecter
cause Im in need of some restraint
So if you meet me
Have some courtesy
Have some sympathy, and some fun
Use all your well-learned techniques
Or Ill lay your thread to spam, um yeah
Pleased to meet you, spammer
Hope you guessed my name, um yeah
But whats puzzling you, newbie
Is the nature of my game, um mean it, get down
Woo, who
Oh yeah, get on down
Oh yeah
Oh yeah!
Tell me Cynthia, whats my name
Tell me kitten, can ya guess my name
Tell me Cynthia, whats my name
I tell you one time, youre a spammer!
Ooo, who
Ooo, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Oh, yeah
Whats me name
Tell me, Cynthia, whats my name
Tell me, kitten, whats my name
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Ooo, who, who
Oh, yeah

What excellent taste you have! Damn fine effort there.

I particularly like this bit because it could be interpreted as being somewhat risque if imagined in an inappropriate context:

Tell me Cynthia, whats my name
Tell me kitten, can ya guess my name
Tell me Cynthia, whats my name
I tell you one time, youre a spammer!

[Dancing Mustard]

Bob Dylan - The times they are a-changing (little known Spamalot tribute cover, check it out, it even rhymes if you sing it in a Bob Dylan accent)

Come gather 'round posters
Wherever you roam
And admit that the forums
Around you we own
And accept it that soon
You'll be spammed to the dome.
If your boards to you
Are worth savin'
Then you better start spammin'
Or you'll sink like a stone
For the forums they are a-changin'.

Come admins and critics
Who moderate and defend
And keep your eyes wide
The chance won't come again
And don't post too soon
For the threads still in spam
And there's no tellin' who
is still cryin.
For the postwhores now
Will be later to win
For the forums they are a-changin'.

Come flamers, debaters
Please heed the call
Don't stay in the foundry
Don't block up the Wars
For he that gets spammed
Will be he who has failed
There's a battle inside
And it is ragin'.
It'll soon shake discussions
And rattle the wars
For the forums they are a-changin'.

Come trollers and staches
Throughout the land
And don't criticize
What you can't understand
Your foes and your haters
Are beyond your command
Your old road is
Rapidly agin'.
Please get out of the new one
If you can't spam the land
For the forums they are a-changin'.

The spam it is ready
The curse it is cast
The crap thread now
Will later be 'jacked
As the postcounts now
Go slow to fast
The order is
Rapidly fadin'.
And fircoal's post count
Will soon be surpassed
For the forums they are a-changin'

[duday53]

1044283

6 player siege

esc, seq, unlimited

[Vincent M]

Bob Dylan - The times they are a-changing (little known Spamalot tribute cover, check it out, it even rhymes if you sing it in a Bob Dylan accent)

Come gather 'round posters
Wherever you roam
And admit that the forums
Around you we own
And accept it that soon
You'll be spammed to the dome.
If your boards to you
Are worth savin'
Then you better start spammin'
Or you'll sink like a stone
For the forums they are a-changin'.

Come admins and critics
Who moderate and defend
And keep your eyes wide
The chance won't come again
And don't post too soon
For the threads still in spam
And there's no tellin' who
is still cryin.
For the postwhores now
Will be later to win
For the forums they are a-changin'.

Come flamers, debaters
Please heed the call
Don't stay in the foundry
Don't block up the Wars
For he that gets spammed
Will be he who has failed
There's a battle inside
And it is ragin'.
It'll soon shake discussions
And rattle the wars
For the forums they are a-changin'.

Come trollers and staches
Throughout the land
And don't criticize
What you can't understand
Your foes and your haters
Are beyond your command
Your old road is
Rapidly agin'.
Please get out of the new one
If you can't spam the land
For the forums they are a-changin'.

The spam it is ready
The curse it is cast
The crap thread now
Will later be 'jacked
As the postcounts now
Go slow to fast
The order is
Rapidly fadin'.
And fircoal's post count
Will soon be surpassed
For the forums they are a-changin'

I LOVE IT