the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

[targetman377]

Plantains?

[targetman377]

I do tell you. You just never read your e-mails.

ohhh!!!! i see 1,000 emails lol sorry sorry for accusing you

[strike wolf]

You really need to get it linked to your phone so that you can check it more frequently.

[targetman377]

alright but i lost my phone on my last mission lol jk

[Lucarilover240]

Time for some catch up posting! (cracks knuckles)

[Lucarilover240]

And how did the shit get into his throat. Oh wait this is target we're referring to...

Yes, yes it is...

et, to brutis?

It should say Et tu, Brute?

Parlez-vous français? or are we speaking some other language similarly spelled?

It's called Romanian.

[Lucarilover240]

Yes, yes it is...

et, to brutis?

Target!

I don't know how to explain this, but I lost internet for a few weeks and someone hacked into my account here on CC while I was gone!
I am shocked at the things the hacker posted under my name in here!

Please believe me!

I found what he said to be quite accurate of your personality...

So did I.

Same here. I never would have guessed.

[targetman377]

Time for some catch up posting! (cracks knuckles)

*watches as luc hands falls off and he quickly picks them up and looks around nervously thinking know one saw goes on with his catching up post*


*me in a secret spot*

[Lucarilover240]

Targetman lives by his own grammar rules. So what he says is correct.

this post has my official seal of approval

I think you've been going a little overboard with the seals of approval. Just because a post is epic win doesn't neccesarily make it seal-worthy.

[Lucarilover240]

et, to brutis?

It should say Et tu, Brute?

Parlez-vous français? or are we speaking some other language similarly spelled?

we were speaking latin but only lone wolf and auto got it

I got it too, I just didn't feel like responding. I'm a lazy bastard like that.

[Lucarilover240]

I was gone for a week or two. But I'm back! I had to do some reading for upcoming school (ugh), but I'm almost done so I'll post more. I'm not going to catch up for 50+pages, so I'll just do the last few...

Welcome back. Seriously. I didn't appreciate how almost normal you were until I was forced to associate with these lesser riff raff by default.

I try to keep the riff raff to a maximum.

We know.

we do???? .................... oh yeah we knew

People seem to be knowing a lot of things as of late...

[Lucarilover240]

Ugh, screw it, I'm gonna go play The Godfather.

your eating pizza too!!!!!!!!!!!!

... What? I know the Corleones are Italian, but still... What?

[targetman377]

Targetman lives by his own grammar rules. So what he says is correct.

this post has my official seal of approval

I think you've been going a little overboard with the seals of approval. Just because a post is epic win doesn't neccesarily make it seal-worthy.

first off i do not use it that much there was during that period two great post sense then there has been none. sorry

[Lucarilover240]

Well, I went to a car show with my grandparents, and boy was it HOT. You know, one of those days where it's so hot, you just don't want to do anything. So yeah, suffered in the heat for most of the day. But, on the plus side, my grandfather won an award for his Li'l Red Express Truck.

Also...I thought you were making catch up posts not telling us about your day posts.

The way I do it, I do the catch up posts, then, if I have anything I feel like saying, tell you about my day.

[targetman377]

et, to brutis?

It should say Et tu, Brute?

Parlez-vous français? or are we speaking some other language similarly spelled?

we were speaking latin but only lone wolf and auto got it

I got it too, I just didn't feel like responding. I'm a lazy bastard like that.

he's a basterd BURN HIM BURN HIM!!!
well how do you know?
he turned me into a knewt........... well i got better burn him burn him

[Lucarilover240]

You lily livered pussies. Get in here and post.

My internet, for some unknown reason (probably Canada), cut out at about 9pm last night. It turned back on sometime today. Damn you auto!

Funny, that happened to me too. The Wi-Fi on my Wii stopped as well.



... I smell a conspiracy...

Damn Canada. First the internet, now our video games? WHats next our radio stations? *hears someone asking me a question* TV? why would they care about tv? Anyways. This must stop here I hereby form the Anti-Canadian ANti-internet/videogames party coalition...and if you think that's a mouth full wait till you find out that's the abbreviation.

Imagine if it was... f*ck, I can't remember the word... You know, one of those words where every letter stands for a word.

[targetman377]

I try to keep the riff raff to a maximum.

We know.

we do???? .................... oh yeah we knew

People seem to be knowing a lot of things as of late...

what we are dam i never know what going on CAN SOME ONE PLEASE HELP ME

[Lucarilover240]

Ugh, screw it, I'm gonna go play The Godfather.

Remember to make an offer they can't refuse. By the way, I am highly shocked and somewhat appalled (I can't be truely disgustingly appalled until after I've actually played the game for myself) that they made a video game out of The Godfather. One of the greatest, deepest movies of all time and now they're making a videogame out of it? One that will most likely butcher if not the story line something about the movie? I mean what's next making a video game about Casablanca or Citizen Kane? Or Star Wars?

Actually, I've enjoyed the game immensely.
By the way, they did it to Scarface, too. (Also enjoy that one)

[targetman377]

Ugh, screw it, I'm gonna go play The Godfather.

your eating pizza too!!!!!!!!!!!!

... What? I know the Corleones are Italian, but still... What?

mobsters are Italian and pizza is too!!!

[Lucarilover240]

I worked all night like I always do on Saturday night. If I hurry I may make it to bed before noon.

dont look into his eyes!!!! dont.... cant.......... resist............ too....funny.... .NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Target has joined the dark side.

And you haven't??!!

I am a gray wolf. In other words I like to flirt with both sides...

Assassins don't take sides. They just work for whoever is paying them - In strike's case, God.

[targetman377]

dont look into his eyes!!!! dont.... cant.......... resist............ too....funny.... .NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Target has joined the dark side.

And you haven't??!!

I am a gray wolf. In other words I like to flirt with both sides...

Assassins don't take sides. They just work for whoever is paying them - In strike's case, God.

WHAT!!!!!!!!!! LONE WOLF DOES NOT WORK FOR GOD I DO!!!!!!!!!!!! DO YOU NOT PAY ATTENTION AT ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Lucarilover240]

How long has it been

Far too long.

[Lucarilover240]

are you stalking me
cuz that would be super

You stalked me once, so I would be willing to return the favor if you're interested.

[Lucarilover240]

It should say Et tu, Brute?

Parlez-vous français? or are we speaking some other language similarly spelled?

we were speaking latin but only lone wolf and auto got it

I got it too, I just didn't feel like responding. I'm a lazy bastard like that.

he's a basterd BURN HIM BURN HIM!!!
well how do you know?
he turned me into a knewt........... well i got better burn him burn him

I'm just going to go ahead and give up on trying to understand you now.

[Lucarilover240]

*skips several pages because I'M FRIGGIN BORED*