the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

[targetman377]

Time to get back to the race.

good one auto!!!

[targetman377]

So let me get this straight...you want me to go to D-Day a huge military invasion to the frontlines practically and all you're arming me with is a camera so I can take pictures of the troops as they storm the beaches? where do I sign up?

well right behind me cause i am signing up first!!!!!!

[strike wolf]

Incidentally, I've put my Sherlocking skills to work on the albatross story, and I have come to the following partial conclusion:

He did not recognise the taste of albatross.
This made him realise that he'd been fooled before - someone told him a sandwich was actually albatross when it was something else.
He regretted eating the something else.
He has no guide dog - maybe someone fed him his guide dog?

holy f*ck how did you get that you just jumbed this riddle forward

no he did not eat his guide dog

you herd it before??

umm...

[strike wolf]

So let me get this straight...you want me to go to D-Day a huge military invasion to the frontlines practically and all you're arming me with is a camera so I can take pictures of the troops as they storm the beaches? where do I sign up?

well right behind me cause i am signing up first!!!!!!

Assassins of a feather sign up for suicide missions together?

[targetman377]

It means that I can finally play Medieval II Total War Kingdoms. I needed to get a new computer for it and I finally got it!

its a great game i have played it i love the battles oh and i know the best stratagy for that game that works!!!!

[targetman377]

I have no interest in that game.

Wars have been fought in my time and I have fought in them. i have seen many a man killed over oil and gold.

In other words. A game would be pretty boring compared to the real thing.

Even though you could re-write history? And personally command armies of thousands of troops who are eager to do your bidding?

i know its freacken awesome like auto jizzing in his pants awesome!!!!

[jonesthecurl]

at the risk of quoting myself,

ATCHOO!

[targetman377]

IT's back.

What's back?

[strike wolf]

Wars have been fought in my time and I have fought in them. i have seen many a man killed over oil and gold.

In other words. A game would be pretty boring compared to the real thing.

Even though you could re-write history? And personally command armies of thousands of troops who are eager to do your bidding?

i know its freacken awesome like auto jizzing in his pants awesome!!!!

You telling me god never gave you time traveling privileges? I could have sworn it was you who fought by my side during the American Revolution

[strike wolf]

IT's back.

What's back?

I told you already IT's back.

[targetman377]

Quirk Jr and I are having breakfast and watching Sesame Street. cv
SXD - And the cat jumped on the keyboard and typed that last bit. It's probably cat code for something so I'll leave it. I was impressed that he used the shift key.

I've been doing well in my games lately. I still like fog of war, chained, flat rate games.

YEah I've actually lost a few now. but still think I should be able to claim corporal when this set of games is done.

As far as the cat...the cat was obviously launching it's coded message for world domination.

Cats are all in a conspiracy against mankind. That message was for a cat in California to see and send to Alaska, and so on. Although we're not quite sure what it means, we have experts deciphering it now, for the protection of mankind.

i already knows what it means however i am not at liberty to say. being gods assassin a louse me to speak ever language and also every animal language.

[strike wolf]

Quirk Jr and I are having breakfast and watching Sesame Street. cv
SXD - And the cat jumped on the keyboard and typed that last bit. It's probably cat code for something so I'll leave it. I was impressed that he used the shift key.

I've been doing well in my games lately. I still like fog of war, chained, flat rate games.

YEah I've actually lost a few now. but still think I should be able to claim corporal when this set of games is done.

As far as the cat...the cat was obviously launching it's coded message for world domination.

Cats are all in a conspiracy against mankind. That message was for a cat in California to see and send to Alaska, and so on. Although we're not quite sure what it means, we have experts deciphering it now, for the protection of mankind.

i already knows what it means however i am not at liberty to say. being gods assassin a louse me to speak ever language and also every animal language.

Translate this.

AROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoOOOooOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[targetman377]

IT's back.

it.

Cousin It?

no, It it.

"It" the killer clown?

STOP saying that word!!!!!
stop we knight who until recently say ni cant here that word

[targetman377]

IT's back.

Coincidentally, school starts for me Monday...

were you going and what for??

[jonesthecurl]

Quirk Jr and I are having breakfast and watching Sesame Street. cv
SXD - And the cat jumped on the keyboard and typed that last bit. It's probably cat code for something so I'll leave it. I was impressed that he used the shift key.

I've been doing well in my games lately. I still like fog of war, chained, flat rate games.

YEah I've actually lost a few now. but still think I should be able to claim corporal when this set of games is done.

As far as the cat...the cat was obviously launching it's coded message for world domination.

Cats are all in a conspiracy against mankind. That message was for a cat in California to see and send to Alaska, and so on. Although we're not quite sure what it means, we have experts deciphering it now, for the protection of mankind.

i already knows what it means however i am not at liberty to say. being gods assassin a louse me to speak ever language and also every animal language.

Translate this.

AROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoOOOooOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Oi! No flaming!

[targetman377]

YEah I've actually lost a few now. but still think I should be able to claim corporal when this set of games is done.

As far as the cat...the cat was obviously launching it's coded message for world domination.

Cats are all in a conspiracy against mankind. That message was for a cat in California to see and send to Alaska, and so on. Although we're not quite sure what it means, we have experts deciphering it now, for the protection of mankind.

It was telling them to make Alaska step up it's aerial hunting program. Cats know that the canine family is the only thing that stands between them and world domination.

So if the canines die, we die (or are enslaved)... I don't think even a SWAT team could help us here. Cats are too quick and nimble.

your last hope is with me and lone wolf.

[targetman377]

IT's back.

Coincidentally, school starts for me Monday...

Mine starts Tuesday.

Tuesday? that's an odd time to start. Of course as a little kid I used to call it Loseday.

i start on Wednesday of next week the 2nd

[strike wolf]

IT's back.

Cousin It?

no, It it.

"It" the killer clown?

STOP saying that word!!!!!
stop we knight who until recently say ni cant here that word

ti's back?

[targetman377]

I wish school could start on Pizzaday here namely because that would mean that there is a day called pizzaday and it would be celebrated with the world's best pizza.

p.s i think some on has a pizza on his mind

[strike wolf]

IT's back.

Coincidentally, school starts for me Monday...

were you going and what for??

He's going to a place with fairies and elves where things are always happy because his roommate's constantly spiking his drinks with acid.

[targetman377]

Incidentally, I've put my Sherlocking skills to work on the albatross story, and I have come to the following partial conclusion:

He did not recognise the taste of albatross.
This made him realise that he'd been fooled before - someone told him a sandwich was actually albatross when it was something else.
He regretted eating the something else.
He has no guide dog - maybe someone fed him his guide dog?

Still no answer from Targetman. He must have had a busy weekend.

yeah sorry went to the cabin with the GF's fam's and we had a good time i went fishing and hung out all and all a good weekend!!

[strike wolf]

Cats are all in a conspiracy against mankind. That message was for a cat in California to see and send to Alaska, and so on. Although we're not quite sure what it means, we have experts deciphering it now, for the protection of mankind.

It was telling them to make Alaska step up it's aerial hunting program. Cats know that the canine family is the only thing that stands between them and world domination.

So if the canines die, we die (or are enslaved)... I don't think even a SWAT team could help us here. Cats are too quick and nimble.

your last hope is with me and lone wolf.

WHy else would God send us to this time period hmm? We're here to stop the killer cat invasion.

*puts on war paint. Puts on war armor. Puts on War by War. starts singing*

[strike wolf]

Incidentally, I've put my Sherlocking skills to work on the albatross story, and I have come to the following partial conclusion:

He did not recognise the taste of albatross.
This made him realise that he'd been fooled before - someone told him a sandwich was actually albatross when it was something else.
He regretted eating the something else.
He has no guide dog - maybe someone fed him his guide dog?

Still no answer from Targetman. He must have had a busy weekend.

yeah sorry went to the cabin with the GF's fam's and we had a good time i went fishing and hung out all and all a good weekend!!

You get her pregnant yet?

[targetman377]

Incidentally, I've put my Sherlocking skills to work on the albatross story, and I have come to the following partial conclusion:

He did not recognise the taste of albatross.
This made him realise that he'd been fooled before - someone told him a sandwich was actually albatross when it was something else.
He regretted eating the something else.
He has no guide dog - maybe someone fed him his guide dog?

Still no answer from Targetman. He must have had a busy weekend.

maybe he got eaten by an angry albatross.

I hear that nuclear squirrels are considered a delicacy

an albatross tried that 2 twice it happened back in 1945 i was visiting the cites of Nagasaki and Hiroshima well he went down to scope me up and i just used my reflexes and well went nukeular on the birds ass!!!!

[strike wolf]

YEah I've actually lost a few now. but still think I should be able to claim corporal when this set of games is done.

As far as the cat...the cat was obviously launching it's coded message for world domination.

Cats are all in a conspiracy against mankind. That message was for a cat in California to see and send to Alaska, and so on. Although we're not quite sure what it means, we have experts deciphering it now, for the protection of mankind.

i already knows what it means however i am not at liberty to say. being gods assassin a louse me to speak ever language and also every animal language.

Translate this.

AROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoOOOooOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Oi! No flaming!

You miscounted the Os