the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

[targetman377]

So let me get this straight...you want me to go to D-Day a huge military invasion to the frontlines practically and all you're arming me with is a camera so I can take pictures of the troops as they storm the beaches? where do I sign up?

well right behind me cause i am signing up first!!!!!!

Assassins of a feather sign up for suicide missions together?

i took this photo its my hobby to take pics like this i find it relaxing

[targetman377]

at the risk of quoting myself,

ATCHOO!

bless you my child.

[strike wolf]

I wish school could start on Pizzaday here namely because that would mean that there is a day called pizzaday and it would be celebrated with the world's best pizza.

p.s i think some on has a pizza on his mind

I would say ribs but than I'd be so busy eating the ribs that I'd forget about my assassin duties.

[targetman377]

Wars have been fought in my time and I have fought in them. i have seen many a man killed over oil and gold.

In other words. A game would be pretty boring compared to the real thing.

Even though you could re-write history? And personally command armies of thousands of troops who are eager to do your bidding?

i know its freacken awesome like auto jizzing in his pants awesome!!!!

You telling me god never gave you time traveling privileges? I could have sworn it was you who fought by my side during the American Revolution

yeah he did and yeah i can do that but i am just saying that it would be awesome if you could not do that you know what i mean like auto and muy.

[targetman377]

IT's back.

What's back?

I told you already IT's back.

i know its back, everyone knows its back. I mean it even knows its back how could it not know its back. i am just doing that cause sailorc does not know what it is. got it?

[targetman377]

Translate this.

AROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoOOOooOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

i could but i would have to kill you guys.

[targetman377]

IT's back.

Coincidentally, school starts for me Monday...

were you going and what for??

He's going to a place with fairies and elves where things are always happy because his roommate's constantly spiking his drinks with acid.

oh Alice is his roommate and there going to a wonder land cool!!!

[strike wolf]

Wars have been fought in my time and I have fought in them. i have seen many a man killed over oil and gold.

In other words. A game would be pretty boring compared to the real thing.

Even though you could re-write history? And personally command armies of thousands of troops who are eager to do your bidding?

i know its freacken awesome like auto jizzing in his pants awesome!!!!

You telling me god never gave you time traveling privileges? I could have sworn it was you who fought by my side during the American Revolution

yeah he did and yeah i can do that but i am just saying that it would be awesome if you could not do that you know what i mean like auto and muy.

Ok I understan your answer now

[strike wolf]

IT's back.

What's back?

I told you already IT's back.

i know its back, everyone knows its back. I mean it even knows its back how could it not know its back. i am just doing that cause sailorc does not know what it is. got it?

What's it?

[targetman377]

Cats are all in a conspiracy against mankind. That message was for a cat in California to see and send to Alaska, and so on. Although we're not quite sure what it means, we have experts deciphering it now, for the protection of mankind.

It was telling them to make Alaska step up it's aerial hunting program. Cats know that the canine family is the only thing that stands between them and world domination.

So if the canines die, we die (or are enslaved)... I don't think even a SWAT team could help us here. Cats are too quick and nimble.

your last hope is with me and lone wolf.

WHy else would God send us to this time period hmm? We're here to stop the killer cat invasion.

*puts on war paint. Puts on war armor. Puts on War by War. starts singing*

*tips his hat pulls out a rifle and starts dancing and sing down the street*

*realizing where they both are they stop and look at each other don't say one word and walk in separate directions.*

[strike wolf]

Translate this.

AROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoOOOooOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

i could but i would have to kill you guys.

Well it's not that secret...

[strike wolf]

Coincidentally, school starts for me Monday...

were you going and what for??

He's going to a place with fairies and elves where things are always happy because his roommate's constantly spiking his drinks with acid.

oh Alice is his roommate and there going to a wonder land cool!!!

That probably is what Alice was really doing in Wonderland.

[targetman377]

and that's the way it is

[strike wolf]

It was telling them to make Alaska step up it's aerial hunting program. Cats know that the canine family is the only thing that stands between them and world domination.

So if the canines die, we die (or are enslaved)... I don't think even a SWAT team could help us here. Cats are too quick and nimble.

your last hope is with me and lone wolf.

WHy else would God send us to this time period hmm? We're here to stop the killer cat invasion.

*puts on war paint. Puts on war armor. Puts on War by War. starts singing*

*tips his hat pulls out a rifle and starts dancing and sing down the street*

*realizing where they both are they stop and look at each other don't say one word and walk in separate directions.*

hmm...I guess it is better if we aren't seen together.

[jonesthecurl]

Coincidentally, school starts for me Monday...

were you going and what for??

He's going to a place with fairies and elves where things are always happy because his roommate's constantly spiking his drinks with acid.

oh Alice is his roommate and there going to a wonder land cool!!!

That probably is what Alice was really doing in Wonderland.

Well, when the white knight is talking backwards, and the Red Queen's lost her head, remember what the dormouse said.

[strike wolf]

pee in the bed?

[jonesthecurl]

Classic rock reference obviously missed.
Anyone?

[strike wolf]

Classic rock reference obviously missed.
Anyone?

I know what it is. I'm pretty sure the actually lyric is "feed your head."

[strike wolf]

A good example of how one missed turn can cost you the game:

Game 5451675

Note: green pretty much controlled the map for most of the game but in the latter rounds me and red were starting to have more luck in breaking his bonuses until he was left with no bonuses (maybe one bonus actually that would have probably been broken by red) after one of my turns. At this point I have a set and I am confident that after Red's taken his turn attacked green and reinforced his boundaries that Green will use his set (possibly try to eliminate red but providing red had taken his turn that wouldn't have been as likely), than I would be able to use my set to further my strength and make it so that I wasn't really the bully but I could slowly make my way across the map, provided that the dice didn't kill me. Instead red misses his turn this leaves green with an opportunity to eliminate him. Comes close to eliminating me and it basically became for me trying to stay alive long enough to turn the tables on green by hopefully getting a set before him. Unfortunately that never worked out.

[autoload]

Okay, somebody needs to join the Europe game. It's been two days with only one spot left to fill. This is bull.

We teamed in one game. you didn't turn up for half your moves.
I shan't team with you again.

I have to agree with jonesy on this one.

[autoload]

**Eats a banana.**


--Andy

Andy!

[targetman377]

Classic rock reference obviously missed.
Anyone?

sorry i have let you down my guess would be queen or styx am i right?

[autoload]

It's time for strike's movie that I haven't seen of the week

This week's movie is...

inglorious Basterds.

What I have to say about it? That I am going to see this movie one way or another doG madnit! I've heard nothing but great reviews from it and it makes me annoyed that I haven't seen it.

Then go see it!

If I can't get some people together to go see it by tomorrow i'll just go by myself.

targetman would go with you.

[autoload]

What happened?

Autoload probably just splooged on the forums again.

Not that time.

[targetman377]

Okay, somebody needs to join the Europe game. It's been two days with only one spot left to fill. This is bull.

We teamed in one game. you didn't turn up for half your moves.
I shan't team with you again.

I have to agree with jonesy on this one.

i would too