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This week's movie is...
Inglorious Basterds. WHat can I say about this film except for Tarantino at some of his best. If you haven't seen it go see it now. It's one of the few movies I have enjoyed Brad Pitt in and I don't think it's a stretch to say that most of you would like him in it too.
The Wolf has Spoken.
this post has my official seal of approval after all it's an advertisement to our business. And last night i went to see inglorious bastards and yes wolf you are right it is a great movie
I am glad and humbled that you approve.
I know. Isn't the movie simply awesome? I may not get it perfect "now I imagine when you get to your house on Nantucket Island the first thing you're gonna do is take off that Nazi uniform. Now that just don't sit right with me. So I'm gonna give you a little somethin you can't take off."
and consin business is booming!!!! simply a great movie funny all the way around love the ending to thought it was great!!!!
The ending quite simply brought the entire movie together. also to fix what you said "we're not in the taking prisoner's business. We're in the killing nazis business. And cousin, business is abooming.
Maxleod wrote:Not strike, he's the only one with a functioning brain.
jonesthecurl wrote:Well, take him to an auto repair man.
i tried but the auto repair guy said lone wolf fucked him up too much!!!! DAM YOU
That was the auto clone. I've got auto and I'm working hard to fix him. It's just a very precise and time consuming process.
need any help!!! here you go this might work its one of the few perks that i get working for GOD ALL!!! the time unlike you try this it should help your cause * throws some special cookies at lone wolf.
jonesthecurl wrote:Well, take him to an auto repair man.
i tried but the auto repair guy said lone wolf fucked him up too much!!!! DAM YOU
That was the auto clone. I've got auto and I'm working hard to fix him. It's just a very precise and time consuming process.
need any help!!! here you go this might work its one of the few perks that i get working for GOD ALL!!! the time unlike you try this it should help your cause * throws some special cookies at lone wolf.
autoload doesn't like cookies. What he wants is a mushroom. Or some opium.
Maxleod wrote:Not strike, he's the only one with a functioning brain.
targetman377 wrote:
lol she said the same thing i can call up and personal schedule a 2 hour meeting with my gf where she comes over and "fix my computer" as she gets paid also!!!
Are you implying that she's some sort of hooker? Just kidding, just kidding.
*edit: Originally had "j/k" instead of "just kidding", but realized target probably wouldn't have understood it
oh boy are you lucky i almost just blew your head off with my sniper rifle but i read the jk. lucky little basterd
You thought he meant JFK didn't you?
oh f*ck!!!!!!!!!! shit!!!! i forgot i was back in time and dam it!!!!! i fucken was supposed to kill the assain that shote him but i read this and i just shot both of them DAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why worry? If you can travel through time, you can always just go back and try again, right?
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Lucarilover240 wrote:
Are you implying that she's some sort of hooker? Just kidding, just kidding.
*edit: Originally had "j/k" instead of "just kidding", but realized target probably wouldn't have understood it
oh boy are you lucky i almost just blew your head off with my sniper rifle but i read the jk. lucky little basterd
You thought he meant JFK didn't you?
oh f*ck!!!!!!!!!! shit!!!! i forgot i was back in time and dam it!!!!! i fucken was supposed to kill the assain that shote him but i read this and i just shot both of them DAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why worry? If you can travel through time, you can always just go back and try again, right?
Time travel is a tricky business. there's a lot of rules and regulations to follow.
Maxleod wrote:Not strike, he's the only one with a functioning brain.
I wish I could make it my avatar (I am aware this would require removing the sound). If anyone has any idea how to convert an .swf into a .gif, please do so and post it here. I will be eternally grateful. And just think, it would be a way to get rid of the Pokeporn I currently have as my avatar!
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I wish I could make it my avatar (I am aware this would require removing the sound). If anyone has any idea how to convert an .swf into a .gif, please do so and post it here. I will be eternally grateful. And just think, it would be a way to get rid of the Pokeporn I currently have as my avatar!
I can't look at it on this computer so I'm gonna assume you're trying to pokeroll us.
Maxleod wrote:Not strike, he's the only one with a functioning brain.
strike wolf wrote: Time travel is a tricky business. there's a lot of rules and regulations to follow.
Well, there used to be, until someone travelled in time and shot the legislator before he made the rules.
He shot one of the legislators he forgot about the other, who laid low for awhile until he could regain enough power to make a rule dictating that no one could go back in time and shoot the legislator.
Maxleod wrote:Not strike, he's the only one with a functioning brain.
oh f*ck!!!!!!!!!! shit!!!! i forgot i was back in time and dam it!!!!! i fucken was supposed to kill the assain that shote him but i read this and i just shot both of them DAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why worry? If you can travel through time, you can always just go back and try again, right?
not that simple you see there is a story that only me and lone wolf know and here is how it goes
a long time ago we went back in time to stop a madman that had taken over Italy and France and killed millions of Germans. he was Jewish of course. and thought that it was all the Germans fault for there failures during world war one so he created a great Germany filled with Jewish people and named it jewdopia. well he had killed 3 million Germans during his struggle to kill all the Germans in the world well the Americans stopped them and 10 years later we were hired by Americans to stop the war!! kill the Abraham well we did the after affect is that we got Hitler. so yes we can change history but it comes with great cost!! sorry
strike wolf wrote:
You thought he meant JFK didn't you?
oh f*ck!!!!!!!!!! shit!!!! i forgot i was back in time and dam it!!!!! i fucken was supposed to kill the assain that shote him but i read this and i just shot both of them DAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why worry? If you can travel through time, you can always just go back and try again, right?
Time travel is a tricky business. there's a lot of rules and regulations to follow.
I wish I could make it my avatar (I am aware this would require removing the sound). If anyone has any idea how to convert an .swf into a .gif, please do so and post it here. I will be eternally grateful. And just think, it would be a way to get rid of the Pokeporn I currently have as my avatar!
strike wolf wrote: Time travel is a tricky business. there's a lot of rules and regulations to follow.
Well, there used to be, until someone travelled in time and shot the legislator before he made the rules.
He shot one of the legislators he forgot about the other, who laid low for awhile until he could regain enough power to make a rule dictating that no one could go back in time and shoot the legislator.
wow me and you are on the same brain frequency today scary!!! i said this before and that's before i read this
oh f*ck!!!!!!!!!! shit!!!! i forgot i was back in time and dam it!!!!! i fucken was supposed to kill the assain that shote him but i read this and i just shot both of them DAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why worry? If you can travel through time, you can always just go back and try again, right?
not that simple you see there is a story that only me and lone wolf know and here is how it goes
a long time ago we went back in time to stop a madman that had taken over Italy and France and killed millions of Germans. he was Jewish of course. and thought that it was all the Germans fault for there failures during world war one so he created a great Germany filled with Jewish people and named it jewdopia. well he had killed 3 million Germans during his struggle to kill all the Germans in the world well the Americans stopped them and 10 years later we were hired by Americans to stop the war!! kill the Abraham well we did the after affect is that we got Hitler. so yes we can change history but it comes with great cost!! sorry
ps am i missing anything lone wolf?
Eh...something like that. All I remember was being hired to take out an evil Italian dictator bent on destroying the world. You see, I never remember the easy jobs.
Maxleod wrote:Not strike, he's the only one with a functioning brain.
as she gets paid also!!!
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i said this before and that's before i read this