the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

[strike wolf]

Me too, before it was butchered.

Butchered is such a strong word. Can't you go a little bit stronger?

Fucked in the ass?

With an 18" dildo?

No, an 18" red hot steel pipe.

Wrapped in sandpaper?

[strike wolf]

I'm out.

same

[targetman377]

well today i played some frisbee golf it was great!!!!

Geek golf? That's wonderful!

I'm pretty good with a frisbee but I've never considered making it a sport.

Frisbee golf is an awesome sport you do not throw just any Frisbee there Frisbee discs you throw special designed to throw far and straight.




http://www.flickr.com/photos/ymbiont/2951298154/
like i said many different kinds

[targetman377]

quirk i bought one after finding out i was accused and now i feel all warm/fuzzy and all happy inside

Don't let your girlfriend see with that! She'll have a hissy fit and replace you with it!

She probably already have.

I gave her one as an early Christmas present.

thank you wolfy but now what am i going to do for this years Christmas!!!! DAM!!!!!! you

[targetman377]

Well i had my sunny delight today! it was very good and tasty i am all done with it so now i am sad. Hey lone wolf maybe that's what it is i am better at English when i have some sunny D. You think that might be the cause of my sudden rash of being competent writer?

Jesus Christ, Sunny D is conducting genetic experiments on the populace! I can't believe we didn't see this coming!

i like sunny d that i would be ok with that. after all there company makes something that good how can we not trust them?

There CEO is on our to be assassinated list. with respect to you liking Sunny D he hasn't yet been transferred to the already assassinated list.

Hence why i am keeping him around as long as possible. After can't wait any more i will black mail him tell i get a life time supply of SUNNY D!!!!!!

[targetman377]

it's butter isn't it?

what *******screams over engine*** WAIT I CANT HERE YOU HOLD ON THE BUTTER TRUCK NEEDS TO TURN OFF IT'S ENGINE HOLD ON.

[targetman377]

well today i played some frisbee golf it was great!!!!

Geek golf? That's wonderful!

i would say after playing it pot golf/ pot head golf

How much ganja was there?

This course I played not that much, however some course i play A LOT.

[targetman377]

It with sad news to report that i have been accused of flaming, spamming and also Baiting. i do not know the outcome of all of this but i may get banned. you see i have never been banned before or accused so i do not know how these things go. i have pm Andy and that is all i will say in my defence and i want to keep it privt however i would like you all to know what could happen

http://www.conquerclub.com/forum/viewto ... =5&t=95806

You'll get off because they won't be able to decipher your post.

my bad spelling saves the day


what now bitches

It's too bad you're making such an effort to correct it when it's saving you.

i kown soulhd i go bcak to my old wyas??? i maen who can uderstand tihs psot. but you wnana konw smoithg ralely sarcy is you olny need the Fsirt and the lsat ltter in there crorcet sopt to be albe to unsnrdtad it.

[targetman377]

now i like to post a great job for moving this thread along!!!!!!! we are now 474 pages away from @%#$%@#$% thread. not to be confused of course with @#%@#^@^ as we all know and hate her singing

The correct way to say @%#$%!#$% is $@%#$%!#$%. And the correct way of saying the second one is &@#%@#^@^

ohhh sorry can you forgive me.

[targetman377]

**Eats a banana for breakfast**


--Andy

Are you lending target a hand with his accusation? No? How about a banana?

lol

[targetman377]

I'm out.

same

After this i should have put i am in sorry. Did not know it was customary. lol jk auto i wont steal your catchphrase.

[targetman377]

And that's the way it is.

[2dimes]

Occasionally NSFW huh?

[autoload]

Fucked in the ass?

With an 18" dildo?

No, an 18" red hot steel pipe.

Wrapped in sandpaper?

Saltpaper.

[autoload]

I'm out.

same

I'm in.

[autoload]

Occasionally NSFW huh?

God damn so fucking hot!

[autoload]

I'm out.

[jonesthecurl]

A trilogy of team game tales:

To recap:
part 1 - eliminated from doubles game, my partner wins without me.
part 2 - joins quad game, red turns up for one move in three, gtreen doesn't turn up at all, we're dead.

And now (drum roll please)

Part three - triples game. Both my partners are eliminated, all three of team two are still in. I am down to about three territories. I WIN!

[jonesthecurl]

Note: I just checked - it was 4 terits. Did i mention each of 'em had just 1 army in?

[autoload]

Note: I just checked - it was 4 terits. Did i mention each of 'em had just 1 army in?

Game number please? I don't know how you did it, but it sounds impressive on the surface.

[muy_thaiguy]

Occasionally NSFW huh?

Hello there.

[autoload]

I think we need to keep that picture up for a while.

[jonesthecurl]

Note: I just checked - it was 4 terits. Did i mention each of 'em had just 1 army in?

Game number please? I don't know how you did it, but it sounds impressive on the surface.

Both of my partners were cooks too.
I was very lucky - one of my opponents missed a turn, and the other other guy had 4 cards but no set: Nevertheless, I think it woulda been my game anyhow.

Game 5455808

[strike wolf]

well today i played some frisbee golf it was great!!!!

Geek golf? That's wonderful!

I'm pretty good with a frisbee but I've never considered making it a sport.

Frisbee golf is an awesome sport you do not throw just any Frisbee there Frisbee discs you throw special designed to throw far and straight.




http://www.flickr.com/photos/ymbiont/2951298154/
like i said many different kinds

Yawn...I've seen better

[strike wolf]

quirk i bought one after finding out i was accused and now i feel all warm/fuzzy and all happy inside

Don't let your girlfriend see with that! She'll have a hissy fit and replace you with it!

She probably already have.

I gave her one as an early Christmas present.

thank you wolfy but now what am i going to do for this years Christmas!!!! DAM!!!!!! you

Buy her the one with the opposite side arm so it's like a full torso?