Corrupt-a-Wish-Foundation

[sheepofdumb]

Granted but you get some really bad wrinkles. Also every bone in your body snaps when someone touches you.

I wish I had a fully loaded shotgun.

[freezie]

granted too bad the burglars are already inside.

I wish for immortality.

Granted, but I also grant you confinement into a cell forever.

I wish I wouldn't have edited in TRUAMGOT Mafia and quote like I wanted to.



FASTPOSTED"""

[sheepofdumb]

Granted, but it is too good, realizes you're inferior, kills you, and takes over the world.

I wish I could think of something to wish for.

Edit: Fastposted...

Granted but your wish blows.

I wish I remembered to add a wish.

[sheepofdumb]

granted too bad the burglars are already inside.

I wish for immortality.

Granted, but I also grant you confinement into a cell forever.

I wish I wouldn't have edited in TRUAMGOT Mafia and quote like I wanted to.



FASTPOSTED"""

Granted but you get lynched.

I wish people would stop fastposting.

[strike wolf]

Granted but you get some really bad wrinkles. Also every bone in your body snaps when someone touches you.

I wish I had a fully loaded shotgun.

granted but it's permanently aimed at your own head.

I wish for more wishes.

*not fastposted*

[sheepofdumb]

Granted but you get some really bad wrinkles. Also every bone in your body snaps when someone touches you.

I wish I had a fully loaded shotgun.

granted but it's permanently aimed at your own head.

I wish for more wishes.

*not fastposted*

Good thing I can still take the ammo out and whack people with it.

Your wish is granted but you make really dumb and pointless wishes.

I wish that a random building blew up.

[strike wolf]

granted but you were in the building.

I wish for a purpose in my life.

[sheepofdumb]

Granted but you find out it's cleaning out bathrooms at McDonalds.

I wish I was invincible.

[Hitman079]

granted, and when someone accidentally drives off a cliff while trying to dodge you walking down the middle of the street, you are sentenced to death. they put you on the electric chair- too bad you can't die, but you can feel pain
i wish the summer would last longer

[strike wolf]

granted but the prolonged heat causes the world to turn into one large desert.

I wish for a better purpose in life.

[Honibaz]

granted, and when someone accidentally drives off a cliff while trying to dodge you walking down the middle of the street, you are sentenced to death. they put you on the electric chair- too bad you can't die, but you can feel pain
i wish the summer would last longer

Granted, but the summer over-rides every other season we get heated to death.

I wish for medical advice on nasal congestion.

[muy_thaiguy]

granted, and when someone accidentally drives off a cliff while trying to dodge you walking down the middle of the street, you are sentenced to death. they put you on the electric chair- too bad you can't die, but you can feel pain
i wish the summer would last longer

Granted, but then you have to stay in school twice as long.

I wish I owned Dynasty Warriors 5.

[Honibaz]

granted, and when someone accidentally drives off a cliff while trying to dodge you walking down the middle of the street, you are sentenced to death. they put you on the electric chair- too bad you can't die, but you can feel pain
i wish the summer would last longer

Granted, but then you have to stay in school twice as long.

I wish I owned Dynasty Warriors 5.

Granted, but the warriors become real and kill you as they jump out of the screen.

I wish for a new cell phone!

[strike wolf]

u both got fastposted.

[muy_thaiguy]

u both got fastposted.

I know.

[strike wolf]

good.

You get your new cell phone but unfortunately this is a prototype with AI that ends up launching every nuclear warhead on the planet effectively destroying all human life.

I wish that all life was restored after that last stupid wish.

[sheepofdumb]

good.

You get your new cell phone but unfortunately this is a prototype with AI that ends up launching every nuclear warhead on the planet effectively destroying all human life.

I wish that all life was restored after that last stupid wish.

Granted but they come back as zombies.

I wish I had a pony.

[strike wolf]

granted but it quickly gets slaughtered.

I wish that sheepofdumb would remember to put wishes with his posts.

[sheepofdumb]

granted but it quickly gets slaughtered.

I wish that sheepofdumb would remember to put wishes with his posts.

Granted but he forgets to grant wishes.

I wish I wasn't a hypocrite.

[Honibaz]

Granted, but now you turn into a critic and nobody really likes critics.

I wish for time to freeze.

[sheepofdumb]

Granted, but now you turn into a critic and nobody really likes critics.

I wish for time to freeze.

Granted but you have to put on your winter clothes because it's so cold.

I wish I could dig really fast.

[muy_thaiguy]

Granted. You are now a terrier.

I wish I had a pet dragon.

[Honibaz]

Granted, but animals can go wild, so your pet eats you when it grows up.

I wish for panadol becuase my headache was killing me yesterday.

[Anarchy Ninja]

Granted, but because it was killing you yesterday and it is now today, it's too late and your dead.

I wish I could shoot lasers out of my eyes

[Honibaz]

Granted, but because it was killing you yesterday and it is now today, it's too late and your dead.

I wish I could shoot lasers out of my eyes

Granted, but you accidentally shoot laser at a mirror and it hits your eye, making you blind.

I wish for a VIP card.