Answer a question with a question!

[Dukasaur]

Are they savages?

[Thorthoth]

Or, are they domesticates?

[Dukasaur]

Are they agents of an alien civilization?

[Thorthoth]

Or, products of synthetic materials?

[Dukasaur]

Or, alien products of synthetic civilization agents?

[Thorthoth]

Are those human wrists coming out of their bottoms?!

[waauw]

Is that even a bottom?

[Thorthoth]

By 'bottom' do you mean 'anus'?

[jmyork82]

Are we about to get weird?

[Thorthoth]

So anyway seriously, why did they fire the Kermit the Frog guy?

[Dukasaur]

If I knew, do you think I would ask?

[Thorthoth]

Should we fill this information void with self-constructed alternative facts?

[Dukasaur]

Isn't that the popular methodology in the zeitgeist of today?

[Thorthoth]

Is not such envisioning the basis for alternative realities?

[Dukasaur]

If there were alternate realities, how would we know?

[Thorthoth]

Does the word 'reality' in the singular even make sense?

[jmyork82]

Is this game merely a battle to see who can ask the most philosophical questions?

[Thorthoth]

Is this philosophy merely a game to see who can question the most battles?

[Dukasaur]

Is there life after Memorex?

[Thorthoth]

Has anyone proposed a valid experimental protocol for removing Memorex from existence in order to test for the continuation of post-Memorex life?

[jmyork82]

Does that have anything to do with Tampax?

[Dukasaur]

Does your mother know that you're out?

[Thorthoth]

Out where?

[jmyork82]

Did you go north of the wall?

[Thorthoth]

Is that a GOT ref?