the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

[targetman377]

and that's the way it is.

[strike wolf]

we were caught off guard.

Well that's why we have a cost guard!!!!

yeah I know you hired one but all he ever does is stop me from shopping at Walmart.

lol i will give him a raise for is good job.

yeah but when I'm in trouble with a sniper after me he never tells me where the sniper is. Meaning I have to take a couple extra seconds to calculate the bullet trajectory.

[strike wolf]

Why would you bring that outside your crazy!!!!!!

If it was me I'd be guarding that thing 24-7. I'd have it set up above the fire place in a plexi-glass box.

Thats a fired hazard i would keep it in the freezer, it's the safest place for it really it is.

It's not a fire hazard. It's not gonna fall off the mantle. *rolls eyes.

[strike wolf]

Other methods probably would have taken too long.

well thanks lucar at least you know what i am talking about

I still prefer the non-bullet method.

Crossbow?

i used that first and he did not come too. he does not know about that

I would have if you hadn't missed. I swear target would be the perfect assassin, after me that is, if he knew how to fire a bow properly.

[targetman377]

we were caught off guard.

Well that's why we have a cost guard!!!!

yeah I know you hired one but all he ever does is stop me from shopping at Walmart.

lol i will give him a raise for is good job.

yeah but when I'm in trouble with a sniper after me he never tells me where the sniper is. Meaning I have to take a couple extra seconds to calculate the bullet trajectory.

oh. sorry i will tell him to do a better a job.

[targetman377]

It's not a fire hazard. It's not gonna fall off the mantle. *rolls eyes.

*walks away out of room* it falls in the fire and burns.

[targetman377]

well thanks lucar at least you know what i am talking about

I still prefer the non-bullet method.

Crossbow?

i used that first and he did not come too. he does not know about that

I would have if you hadn't missed. I swear target would be the perfect assassin, after me that is, if he knew how to fire a bow properly.

haha your better you wanna fight????? i would say we are evenly matched. not to mention i don't like bows ok there not my style.

[strike wolf]

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Well that's why we have a cost guard!!!!

yeah I know you hired one but all he ever does is stop me from shopping at Walmart.

lol i will give him a raise for is good job.

yeah but when I'm in trouble with a sniper after me he never tells me where the sniper is. Meaning I have to take a couple extra seconds to calculate the bullet trajectory.

oh. sorry i will tell him to do a better a job.

All he ever does is tell me when I'm spending too much.

[strike wolf]

It's not a fire hazard. It's not gonna fall off the mantle. *rolls eyes.

*walks away out of room* it falls in the fire and burns.

The mantle is wider than the container it's in and it's not cgonna roll because the container is flat.

[strike wolf]

I still prefer the non-bullet method.

Crossbow?

i used that first and he did not come too. he does not know about that

I would have if you hadn't missed. I swear target would be the perfect assassin, after me that is, if he knew how to fire a bow properly.

haha your better you wanna fight????? i would say we are evenly matched. not to mention i don't like bows ok there not my style.

the reason we're evenly matched is because bows don't serve a practical function when guns can be used.

[targetman377]

All he ever does is tell me when I'm spending too much.

maybe he is just jealousy of you

[targetman377]

It's not a fire hazard. It's not gonna fall off the mantle. *rolls eyes.

*walks away out of room* it falls in the fire and burns.

The mantle is wider than the container it's in and it's not cgonna roll because the container is flat.

*fine the place starts on fire fist thing too go*

[strike wolf]

All he ever does is tell me when I'm spending too much.

maybe he is just jealousy of you

Maybe it's because you hired a cost guard instead of a coast guard.

[strike wolf]

Where'd all the activity go? You don't see it in the thread or on the tv shows.

[autoload]

I'm in.

[autoload]

Not much activity in here.

LIES!!!!!

Now you're calling him a liar too!

This is very disturbing... *readies Holy Water*

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I have nothing but respect for Herschel Walker. Today's athletes can learn a lot from the way he carried himself.

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Ok so it says to sean and it's from Herschell Walker (my alltime favorite athlete) but what does it asay in the middle?

Best Wishes, but I'm guessing you have found out by now.

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Best wishes

Told Ya.

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His army of wolves?

My army of wolves is currently on vacation. However I do have a few "presents" hidden in cobra commander's hideout

yeah there actually my army! i gave him some of my army so his army could go on vacation.

yeah my wolves had been working hard lately, figured they deserved a vacation. Thanks for the loanees target.

Any time.

(p.s I am responding to all of these post drunk sorry.)

Holy Cow! 2 drinks again?

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Any time.

(p.s I am responding to all of these post drunk sorry.)

So that's why you wree questioning auto.

*puts away Holy Water*

[targetman377]

All he ever does is tell me when I'm spending too much.

maybe he is just jealousy of you

Maybe it's because you hired a cost guard instead of a coast guard.

that might be the reason. wow it really took me that long to realize what you were talking about

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I mean I guess somewhere under that furry monkey exterior Andy may secretly hate my guts but that's just ridiculous and as the guy from Beverly Hills Cop says "don't be ridiculous"

Serge! I love Serge!

[targetman377]

Not much activity in here.

LIES!!!!!

Now you're calling him a liar too!

This is very disturbing... *readies Holy Water*

kidding guys kidding

[autoload]

Just eat a banana and be happy. **Eats a banana**


--Andy

Andy!