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[mrswdk]

The Times They Are A-Changin'. That one's pretty cool eh

[rishaed]

How much Ground Opium Powder do you like in your food?

[mrswdk]

None.

[notyou2]

Are you a sissy, cross dresser, or trans-gendered?

[mrswdk]

None.

[Dukasaur]

Do you prefer to eat peanuts or penis?

[mrswdk]

That depends! Will eating the penis result in a designer purse for me?

If not then I'll take vinegar peanuts every day.

[riskllama]

wtf does LA mean? lame ass?

[notyou2]

wtf does LA mean? lame ass?

Lumpy ass

[mrswdk]

Just a noise ya

[riskllama]

chopsticks...
how many pairs do you own?
wood or metal?
what's the most $$$ you've dropped on some?
are there different styles/forms of use like Kung fu?

[riskllama]

do u like my 'fro?

[mrswdk]

chopsticks...
how many pairs do you own?
wood or metal?
what's the most $$$ you've dropped on some?
are there different styles/forms of use like Kung fu?

Only a few pairs la
A couple of pairs of wooden Japanese ones that were like $5 each, and some cheap as shit plastic ones from a supermarket
I don't really eat much at home and when I do it's by myself, so I don't wanna invest in fancy cutlery

My ex gave me some really flush wooden ones but I accidentally snapped one of them while washing it. Oh well.

Chopsticks are like knife and fork. There is one way to use it that people consider 'proper' and a bunch of other ways that uptight parents will harass their kids about until they switch to the 'proper' way

[mrswdk]

do u like my 'fro?

It's sexy. Is that Congressman Nicholas Brody in his college days?

[riskllama]

no dearie, that's Irwin R. Fletcher. LA's most beloved investigative journalist of the late '80's...

[mrswdk]

Sounds like the sort of guy who should be detained by the state.

[tzor]

Chopsticks are like knife and fork.

No.

There are multiple ways to use a knife and fork. As a left handed kid I instinctively used them "European style." It was only when I was much older that my parents looked at me and asked "Who taught you to use a knife and fork like that?"

Honestly, I don't know how my fellow Americans eat "American style" with all the swapping between the hands they do between cutting and eating.

[mrswdk]

Chopsticks are like knife and fork.

No.

There are multiple ways to use a knife and fork. As a left handed kid I instinctively used them "European style." It was only when I was much older that my parents looked at me and asked "Who taught you to use a knife and fork like that?"

Honestly, I don't know how my fellow Americans eat "American style" with all the swapping between the hands they do between cutting and eating.

Yeah, I've heard that Americans do weird things when eating with European utensils. I guess it's kinda like how Europeans do weird thing when eating with Asian utensils.

[muy_thaiguy]

Yeah, tried the whole chopsticks thing, and failed horribly at it. Ended up just stabbing the food with them.

Jackie Chan or Chow Yun Fat?

[riskllama]

mrs, can you eat a 12 oz. ribeye and a baked potato w/chopsticks?

[mrswdk]

Chan, although I'm not a huge fan of either.

That depends whether it's possible to chew pieces off a rib eye with just your teeth. If so then yes I could.

[riskllama]

serrated chopsticks = $1 000 000
toodles, off to the patent office...

[mrswdk]

serrated chopsticks

You mean 'knives'?

[riskllama]

dangit!

[waauw]

So what does it mean to be Chinese?