the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

[targetman377]

nope not the secatray howeve on that same note i am screwed in my geogrophy test why!!!!! i know where everthing is on a map i just dont know how to spell it and he says spelling count!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Claim to be dislexic, if you tell him that you are in a note he'll probably buy it.

wonder if i am dyslexic how do you know if you are?

I think another joke went over your head.

wow this is really unlike me just not my day

[autoload]

I like head.

I like ConquerClub.

Last night I fulfilled a fantasy. I won a standard 8 player speed game while my girlfriend gave me head.

What an orgasm.

You are a man after my own heart my friend.

[autoload]

Well, as you may know, I have been sick for going on 3 weeks. Yesterday I had some blood work done and found out that I have Mono. Basically, I can't do any contact sports because it may rupture the spleen, and it looks as if I may have to drop out of school for the semester as it makes concentration incredibly difficult. The doctor said I could probably sit in a class, but I just would not be able to concentrate or learn anything. This royally sucks.

On a positive note, you can spend more time on CC.

Cheers, JB

True.

This does not seem to be a very enthusiastic "true".

[autoload]

Well, as you may know, I have been sick for going on 3 weeks. Yesterday I had some blood work done and found out that I have Mono. Basically, I can't do any contact sports because it may rupture the spleen, and it looks as if I may have to drop out of school for the semester as it makes concentration incredibly difficult. The doctor said I could probably sit in a class, but I just would not be able to concentrate or learn anything. This royally sucks.

On a positive note, you can spend more time on CC.

Cheers, JB

Bananas. They are the cure of everything. **Passes around banana bunches**


--Andy

Andy!

[autoload]

I like head.

I like ConquerClub.

Last night I fulfilled a fantasy. I won a standard 8 player speed game while my girlfriend gave me head.

What an orgasm.

Sounds like an understanding girlfriend. Now see if you can get her to give you head while you look at the naked photo of some other girl.

Even I would have problems pulling that off. With a normal girl anyways.

[autoload]

I like head.

I like ConquerClub.

Last night I fulfilled a fantasy. I won a standard 8 player speed game while my girlfriend gave me head.

What an orgasm.

lucky you

Target's girlfriend abhors such behavior.

[autoload]

I like head.

I like ConquerClub.

Last night I fulfilled a fantasy. I won a standard 8 player speed game while my girlfriend gave me head.

What an orgasm.

Sounds like an understanding girlfriend. Now see if you can get her to give you head while you look at the naked photo of some other girl.

or have a 2nd girl doing stuff then we can talk joshy boy

That is much easier, believe it or not target.

[autoload]

Likely story. **Munches on a banana**


--Andy

As much as Andy has been posting in here recently, I don't think an "Andy!" post is needed anymore.

[autoload]

Can't really blame Disney, remember when she was in Casper and Wendy? Decent then at least.

Afraid i only remember Casper the Friendly Ghost and even my memeory of that movie is very fuzzy and vague.

Plus I can blameDisney for whatever I want.

Me too.

[autoload]

**Munches on a banana**


--Andy

Sounds like Monkey Business to me.

When Andy posts, we get riff raff coat tail riders in here sometimes.

[strike wolf]

I like head.

I like ConquerClub.

Last night I fulfilled a fantasy. I won a standard 8 player speed game while my girlfriend gave me head.

What an orgasm.

lucky you

Target's girlfriend abhors such behavior.

Yeah she doesn't like giving him head...

[autoload]

Wouldn't you just prefer it if I said something negative about Arsenal?

Why Arsenal?

i don't mind Arsenal, they play some great footy. plus they are about 200 miles away(very far away over here).

thats not far!!!! thats about a 3 hr drive thats nothing far is at the very least 350 miles!!!! here in the midwest

I actually agree with target for once.

[strike wolf]

I like head.

I like ConquerClub.

Last night I fulfilled a fantasy. I won a standard 8 player speed game while my girlfriend gave me head.

What an orgasm.

Sounds like an understanding girlfriend. Now see if you can get her to give you head while you look at the naked photo of some other girl.

or have a 2nd girl doing stuff then we can talk joshy boy

That is much easier, believe it or not target.

Especially if they're bi. than you can have them kissing each other and all sorts of things.

[autoload]

this is a post from the cumputers in the uc on campuse or university center the place i eat. yeah but i have an rha meeting to go too ta ta for now

You ate a university campus? What did it taste like?

i have a meal plan thats where i eat most of my food but it was gross like always i just eat there for pear nessestiy

Pears are good.

[autoload]

How's Mom quirk? If you don't want to talk about it here that's cool let me know and I can shut it. I've just thought of you because I'm a stay at home dad right now and it's pretty tough with my wife just going to work never mind being ill. Best wishes to you and you family dude.

2dimes!

[autoload]

Backlog complete. Ran two 5k races today. I'm exhausted.

[AndyDufresne]

Backlog complete. Ran two 5k races today. I'm exhausted.

You should compete in the various marathons, like the NYC Marathon. I'd stand on the edge of the street and gives you bananas (or banana juice if you prefer...potassium is still good for your energized muscles). **Nibbles on a banana**


--Andy

[autoload]

Next Fall I will run a marathon.

[2dimes]

Pay attention morans, this here is a good man!

Everyone is doing better. My wife is home. She's taking a nap right now. My mother is on antibiotics. She says they are helping. I go back to work tonight at midnight after a week long vacation. This was the most stressful vacation I've ever had. It looks like the rain is letting up. I should have time to grill a couple of steaks before the Georgia-Florida game starts at 3:30.

Taking a week off work to properly care for your family is tough. It takes a real man to do this kind of thing.

[AndyDufresne]

Next Fall I will run a marathon.

Good. Let us know and the Longest Thread will be supportin' you. **Passes around a couple of banana bunches**


--Andy

[2dimes]

Next Fall I will run a marathon.

Good. Let us know and the Longest Thread will be supportin' you. **Passes around a couple of banana bunches**


--Andy

Don't screw this up auto. You know you have to make it the NYC or another cool one. I know you run because you like it but we both know you should go big if you bother to do it, unless you plan on doing a bunch and slip in some cool ones.

[autoload]

Pay attention morans, this here is a good man!

Everyone is doing better. My wife is home. She's taking a nap right now. My mother is on antibiotics. She says they are helping. I go back to work tonight at midnight after a week long vacation. This was the most stressful vacation I've ever had. It looks like the rain is letting up. I should have time to grill a couple of steaks before the Georgia-Florida game starts at 3:30.

Taking a week off work to properly care for your family is tough. It takes a real man to do this kind of thing.

This is uncharacteristically soft of you. At least out in public.

[autoload]

Next Fall I will run a marathon.

Good. Let us know and the Longest Thread will be supportin' you. **Passes around a couple of banana bunches**


--Andy

Thanks. I hope to do us proud.

[autoload]

Next Fall I will run a marathon.

Good. Let us know and the Longest Thread will be supportin' you. **Passes around a couple of banana bunches**


--Andy

Don't screw this up auto. You know you have to make it the NYC or another cool one. I know you run because you like it but we both know you should go big if you bother to do it, unless you plan on doing a bunch and slip in some cool ones.

I have a posse (ok, two girls) I run with, and we haven't decided on one yet. So far we are running Virginia Beach Half Marathon this coming March.

[2dimes]

Pay attention morans, this here is a good man!

Everyone is doing better. My wife is home. She's taking a nap right now. My mother is on antibiotics. She says they are helping. I go back to work tonight at midnight after a week long vacation. This was the most stressful vacation I've ever had. It looks like the rain is letting up. I should have time to grill a couple of steaks before the Georgia-Florida game starts at 3:30.

Taking a week off work to properly care for your family is tough. It takes a real man to do this kind of thing.

This is uncharacteristically soft of you. At least out in public.

Yeah I suppose. It's kind of difficult to punch luc, target and strike ween in the head and tell them to smarten up over the intemanets though.