the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

[targetman377]

He has antlers and would much rather lead you to a world of hurt during rutting season.

speaking of animals that are hunted a funny story my teacher just shared with us

so one of his buddies when running in a brown sweet suit and had on wight gloves he did this right in the country during hunting seasen.......well you know where its going he got shot lol dont worry he is ok but who goes running in the country during hunting season where brown and whight gloves has he never herd of wight tail deer?

[targetman377]

in other news the dogbite is healing nicely, but now it bloody itches.

yeah thats the human body for you in order to heal they got to ithch lol

[strike wolf]

I was thinking more Harvey Birdman. **Eats a banana**


--Andy

That shows for the birds.

[targetman377]

in other news the dogbite is healing nicely, but now it bloody itches.

yeah thats the human body for you in order to heal they got to ithch lol

also it could be a side affect from the cure we gave you for your sneezing after all it was still in the testing phases and all the people that got it after about a mounth or 2 became very itchy well ................ good luck jonesy thats all i am really allowed to say

[strike wolf]

That was handi-man's catch phrase. "Let's get busy!"

I just hope I wouldn't get stuck with the handsy handi-man but than again I always have the worst luck.

[strike wolf]

He has antlers and would much rather lead you to a world of hurt during rutting season.

speaking of animals that are hunted a funny story my teacher just shared with us

so one of his buddies when running in a brown sweet suit and had on wight gloves he did this right in the country during hunting seasen.......well you know where its going he got shot lol dont worry he is ok but who goes running in the country during hunting season where brown and whight gloves has he never herd of wight tail deer?

Somehow I'm not laughing.

[targetman377]

Can I make anyone else a cheese sandwich?

if you would be so kind this school cafiter gets really bad after about the first bit on your first day back and your english you got to be a good cook ........oh wait the french are sorry

[strike wolf]

in other news the dogbite is healing nicely, but now it bloody itches.

yeah thats the human body for you in order to heal they got to ithch lol

That's how an infection works too...before it turns you into a zombie it has to itch first.

[strike wolf]

in other news the dogbite is healing nicely, but now it bloody itches.

yeah thats the human body for you in order to heal they got to ithch lol

also it could be a side affect from the cure we gave you for your sneezing after all it was still in the testing phases and all the people that got it after about a mounth or 2 became very itchy well ................ good luck jonesy thats all i am really allowed to say

I didn't use the prototype version on him...he got the "you'll become a zombie in 3 days version"

[AndyDufresne]

Banana explosion in here. **Passes around the banana bunch**


--Andy

[targetman377]

Slow bananas today. **Eats a banana**


--Andy

Did you just say "Not much activity in here"?

ohhhhhhhh brother not this again maybe you auto learn to be more accepting of people using your stuff after all is it not whats best for the thread and also you should be honered by that. really

[targetman377]

Slow bananas today. **Eats a banana**


--Andy

Did you just say "Not much activity in here"?

That would be huge, but I'd never usurp your phrases without your expressed written consent, like Major League Baseball. **Nibbles on a banana**


--Andy

or football wich is far more entertaining

[targetman377]

in other news the dogbite is healing nicely, but now it bloody itches.

Well, that is what happens when kids try to go vegetarian, they turn cannibalistic and their bites often resemble that of a starved dog.

No, she just ate the dog.

You got bit by a tofu dog?

this is post gets the offical seal of approval

[strike wolf]

Slow bananas today. **Eats a banana**


--Andy

Did you just say "Not much activity in here"?

That would be huge, but I'd never usurp your phrases without your expressed written consent, like Major League Baseball. **Nibbles on a banana**


--Andy

or football wich is far more entertaining

Cause nothing says manly than watching a smaller man put his hands next to a bigger man's crotch to receive the "ball"

[strike wolf]

Banana explosion in here. **Passes around the banana bunch**


--Andy

You've obviously been playing too much for it to explode like that.

[strike wolf]

Slow bananas today. **Eats a banana**


--Andy

Did you just say "Not much activity in here"?

ohhhhhhhh brother not this again maybe you auto learn to be more accepting of people using your stuff after all is it not whats best for the thread and also you should be honered by that. really

This gets the wolf's official seal of irony.

[strike wolf]

in other news the dogbite is healing nicely, but now it bloody itches.

Well, that is what happens when kids try to go vegetarian, they turn cannibalistic and their bites often resemble that of a starved dog.

No, she just ate the dog.

You got bit by a tofu dog?

this is post gets the offical seal of approval

Funny I just gave you something like that...

[targetman377]

run, dave! If you are what you eat, Andythemod will be after you right away!
(hmm, perhaps this explains some past events...)

If you are what you eat andy wouldbe 5 million different bananas by now.

are you saying he would eat himself? and if he did would he grow exponital? would he it a limet

5 million and then he eats himself he turns in to 10 million from there
in millions
20
40
80
160
320
640
1280
......

????? well

and if he did and a 1 banan measuered 1 foot and lenght and 3 inches in width how long would it take for andy to take as much space up as earth provided he he eats himself 1 once every min?

*hands a banana for the while all the longest threaders work on the soulution!

[AndyDufresne]

Bananas and monkeys don't do math. **Munches on a banana**


--Andy

[targetman377]

Slow bananas today. **Eats a banana**


--Andy

Did you just say "Not much activity in here"?

That would be huge, but I'd never usurp your phrases without your expressed written consent, like Major League Baseball. **Nibbles on a banana**


--Andy

Good. Because if that "h" in "huge" was capitalized, I would have my attorneys get busy.

what your dondald trump arnt you??? YOUR FIRED YOU GOING SUE????

[targetman377]

Just one of those days.

my mamma said thered be days like this my mamma said!

[strike wolf]

run, dave! If you are what you eat, Andythemod will be after you right away!
(hmm, perhaps this explains some past events...)

If you are what you eat andy wouldbe 5 million different bananas by now.

are you saying he would eat himself? and if he did would he grow exponital? would he it a limet

5 million and then he eats himself he turns in to 10 million from there
in millions
20
40
80
160
320
640
1280
......

????? well

and if he did and a 1 banan measuered 1 foot and lenght and 3 inches in width how long would it take for andy to take as much space up as earth provided he he eats himself 1 once every min?

*hands a banana for the while all the longest threaders work on the soulution!

exactly.

[strike wolf]

Slow bananas today. **Eats a banana**


--Andy

Did you just say "Not much activity in here"?

That would be huge, but I'd never usurp your phrases without your expressed written consent, like Major League Baseball. **Nibbles on a banana**


--Andy

Good. Because if that "h" in "huge" was capitalized, I would have my attorneys get busy.

what your dondald trump arnt you??? YOUR FIRED YOU GOING SUE????

this is a rare moment where Target out-nonsensicals target.

[autoload]

He has antlers and would much rather lead you to a world of hurt during rutting season.

speaking of animals that are hunted a funny story my teacher just shared with us

so one of his buddies when running in a brown sweet suit and had on wight gloves he did this right in the country during hunting seasen.......well you know where its going he got shot lol dont worry he is ok but who goes running in the country during hunting season where brown and whight gloves has he never herd of wight tail deer?

Somehow I'm not laughing.

Too many misspellings?

[autoload]

Banana explosion in here. **Passes around the banana bunch**


--Andy

Where is the toilet?