You know you're obsessed with conquer club when...

[Joodoo]

you excessively brag about your highest rank/points/postion on the scoreboard, number of medals you've earned, how many clans your clan has beaten, how many clans you're in, your win percentage, how many games you've completed/won, and how good you are at catching multis...

[oVo]

When the first line on your resume after your name is Conquer Club rank.

[PLAYER57832]

When you click on CC before you have had your coffee.

When you start reading and posting endlessly on the forums because it takes to long to wait for a turn (in a speed game!).

When you find your self with 60+ games active and over 100 "recently finished" on a regular basis.

[apey]

When you wife says, "Here sweetie, conquer this."

AND you keep playing CC

[JoshyBoy]

When you click on CC before you have had your coffee.

When you start reading and posting endlessly on the forums because it takes to long to wait for a turn (in a speed game!).

When you find your self with 60+ games active and over 100 "recently finished" on a regular basis.

hear hear!

[Lucarilover240]

When you play a speed game from your phone. ( I thought about it but convinced myself not to lol)

When you are on CC more than Facebook

Uh, oh, that second one's me.

[Lucarilover240]

When you wife says, "Here sweetie, conquer this."

AND you keep playing CC

XD nice one, apey

[Timminz]

..when your boss says, "You've been playing too much of that damn game I keep seeing you on. Get back to work."

[AndyDufresne]

...when you open a new browser and instinctively type conquerclub.com


--Andy

[JoshyBoy]

...when you open a new browser and instinctively type conquerclub.com


--Andy

When you open your browser and type in "c" and the first 30 to 40 links are ALL to ConquerClub.com

P.S. This, sadly, is true...

[Lucarilover240]

You know you've been playing too much ConquerClub when you refer to getting lucky with your girlfriend as "Getting good dice".

[whitestazn88]

you're one of the forum regulars

[ManBungalow]

...you cancel a date because you're in a speed game.

...and when you refer to speed games as a "Speedos"

[obliterationX]

...you cancel a date because you're in a speed game.

...and when you refer to speed games as a "Speedos"

Hey ManB, are you up for a doubles
??

[FredVIII]

...and when you refer to speed games as a "Speedos"

i guess im alright then, i call them 'speeders'

[Lucarilover240]

...you cancel a date because you're in a speed game.

...and when you refer to speed games as a "Speedos"

Hey ManB, are you up for a doubles
??

okay, I loled.

[Gustaf Wasa]

...When you refer to your wife's giving birth as a "deployment"

...When you send emails to the prime minister of Australia, suggesting a secret pact

...When you see a guy playfully roll some dice at a party and you yell, "Take cover!"

[FredVIII]

when you hear the word 'herpes' and think of the conqerclub conquerer

[clapper011]

when you see the word troll and cringe!

[jbrettlip]

when you see the "N-word" and no longer cringe.

[PLAYER57832]

you're one of the forum regulars

When you know who the forum regulars are!

[Georgerx7di]

When you open your browser and then automatically open 2 more tabs, because "my games" isn't enough. You have to have one open for inbox and one open for game finder before you can do anything

[whitestazn88]

When you open your browser and then automatically open 2 more tabs, because "my games" isn't enough. You have to have one open for inbox and one open for game finder before you can do anything

more like 3 tabs... don't forget the forum.

i actually open the forum first, then open tabs for every forum i regularly check, which is gd, callouts, create/join a clan, much ado about nothing, map foundry (and its sub forums), then a clan forum once in a while...

[FredVIII]

When you open your browser and then automatically open 2 more tabs, because "my games" isn't enough. You have to have one open for inbox and one open for game finder before you can do anything

more like 3 tabs... don't forget the forum.

i actually open the forum first, then open tabs for every forum i regularly check, which is gd, callouts, create/join a clan, much ado about nothing, map foundry (and its sub forums), then a clan forum once in a while...

inbox/wall comes first, then forum, then live chat

[the.killing.44]

Inbox/wall, map-related usergroups & Foundry, turns, rest of forum if i find anything interesting

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