targetman377 wrote:so today i had to gourge my eyes out why you ask well lets start from the begging shall we my best freind from high shcool is dating my roommate yes that rights now i saw my room mate and her compleatly nude sorry auto but it was the grossed me out i saw all of my room mates junk
Dude when you watch a porno you're supposed to picture your head instead of the guys. you've failed porno lessons 101.
i was not trying to wactch a porno i opened my door and there they where!!!!
you were obviously wtching a porno involving a guy his best friend from high school and his roommate nd forgot which one you were supposed to be envisioning yourself as.
Hahahaha wow. So first semester of Freshman year at college is over now and all my grades are like B+'s and B's and that is sub-par from High School for me. And now I'm talking to my roomate and a bunch of other people and they passed one class at most.
targetman377 wrote:so today i had to gourge my eyes out why you ask well lets start from the begging shall we my best freind from high shcool is dating my roommate yes that rights now i saw my room mate and her compleatly nude sorry auto but it was the grossed me out i saw all of my room mates junk
Why you looking at him instead of her?
He probably knew that she would kill him if he was to stare at her. Or maybe he was already very familiar with her body...
targetman377 wrote:so today i had to gourge my eyes out why you ask well lets start from the begging shall we my best freind from high shcool is dating my roommate yes that rights now i saw my room mate and her compleatly nude sorry auto but it was the grossed me out i saw all of my room mates junk
Why you looking at him instead of her?
He probably knew that she would kill him if he was to stare at her. Or maybe he was already very familiar with her body...
no i have never seen her naked until that point
Psh. Doubt it.
We all know you're a bigger player than LeBron and Peyton Manning combined.
targetman377 wrote:so today i had to gourge my eyes out why you ask well lets start from the begging shall we my best freind from high shcool is dating my roommate yes that rights now i saw my room mate and her compleatly nude sorry auto but it was the grossed me out i saw all of my room mates junk
Why you looking at him instead of her?
He probably knew that she would kill him if he was to stare at her. Or maybe he was already very familiar with her body...
no i have never seen her naked until that point
Psh. Doubt it.
We all know you're a bigger player than LeBron and Peyton Manning combined.
And the way things are looking now, Tiger Woods as well. (But seriously, who the hell should care if Tiger Woods is cheating on his, outside his family that is?)
strike wolf wrote:So I just found out tht the A button on my keybord didn't relly survive the trip bck to ATL. So for the time being I'm hving to go bck nd punch in the A button multiple times for it to work. The problem is I'm getting tired of trying tht 50 times per post so for now I'll just try to void the A s much as possible nd if the A doesn't apper where it's ment to be you guys know why.
P.S KHNNNNNNNNNNNNNN! I remembered the H this time.
strike wolf wrote:So I just found out tht the A button on my keybord didn't relly survive the trip bck to ATL. So for the time being I'm hving to go bck nd punch in the A button multiple times for it to work. The problem is I'm getting tired of trying tht 50 times per post so for now I'll just try to void the A s much as possible nd if the A doesn't apper where it's ment to be you guys know why.
P.S KHNNNNNNNNNNNNNN! I remembered the H this time.
Hi folks
just a quick checkin from south Wales.
My Dad had his op, is apparently Ok, though still anaethesthetized. It's 5pm here, so we're gonna see in an hour or so if he's likely to wake up today, otherwise we'll visit tomorrow.
I've been in Wales for 24 hours now, and it hasn't rained.
targetman377 wrote:so today i had to gourge my eyes out why you ask well lets start from the begging shall we my best freind from high shcool is dating my roommate yes that rights now i saw my room mate and her compleatly nude sorry auto but it was the grossed me out i saw all of my room mates junk
Why you looking at him instead of her?
i only saw her back her back was too me she moved and there was my roommate with is junk i got out of there a sap!!!
strike wolf wrote:So I just found out tht the A button on my keybord didn't relly survive the trip bck to ATL. So for the time being I'm hving to go bck nd punch in the A button multiple times for it to work. The problem is I'm getting tired of trying tht 50 times per post so for now I'll just try to void the A s much as possible nd if the A doesn't apper where it's ment to be you guys know why.
P.S KHNNNNNNNNNNNNNN! I remembered the H this time.
[quote="targetman377"][quote="strike wolf"][quote="autoload"][quote="targetman377"]so today i had to gourge my eyes out why you ask well lets start from the begging shall we my best freind from high shcool is dating my roommate yes that rights now i saw my room mate and her compleatly nude sorry auto but it was the grossed me out i saw all of my room mates junk[/quote]
Why you looking at him instead of her?[/quote]
He probably knew that she would kill him if he was to stare at her. Or maybe he was already very familiar with her body...[/quote]
no i have never seen her naked until that point[/quote]
that response was almost robotic. hey I got my A key working for n entire sentence.
Maxleod wrote:Not strike, he's the only one with a functioning brain.
targetman377 wrote:so today i had to gourge my eyes out why you ask well lets start from the begging shall we my best freind from high shcool is dating my roommate yes that rights now i saw my room mate and her compleatly nude sorry auto but it was the grossed me out i saw all of my room mates junk
Why you looking at him instead of her?
He probably knew that she would kill him if he was to stare at her. Or maybe he was already very familiar with her body...
no i have never seen her naked until that point
Psh. Doubt it.
We all know you're a bigger player than LeBron and Peyton Manning combined.
Yes but with ll the sex, his memory is shot.
Maxleod wrote:Not strike, he's the only one with a functioning brain.
