the longest thread, thread - Occasionally NSFW

[autoload]

Backlog complete.

[autoload]

The link is in the "count down to war" thread.

Have you been to Syria or Iran?

Been to neither of those places.

[2dimes]

The link is in the "count down to war" thread.

Have you been to Syria or Iran?

Been to neither of those places.

I've kind of wanted to check out Syria ever since I worked with a Lebonese guy that complained about it. Partly because he was kind of a dick and I wanted to see how I got along there.

[autoload]

Saw the bomb iran video. woopie.

[2dimes]

Sorry, did I over hype it?

Where have you been in the middle east?

I've only been to Cairo but I'd be up for checking out some other parts.

[2dimes]

There's a show called "Peter and Paul" on PBS. They are talking about Steven right now, that's a pretty cool story. They stone him to death. Now they've moved on to Saul.

[autoload]

Sorry, did I over hype it?

Where have you been in the middle east?

I've only been to Cairo but I'd be up for checking out some other parts.

Only to Dubai a few times while I was in the Navy floating around the Gulf.

[2dimes]

What were you riding on in the Navy? You never told me them stories you promised in my thread. Maybe you should fire off some short ones here.

[autoload]

I never did tell any stories did I? Well, I promise to pull some out one day.

[2dimes]

Today's a good day for a short one. I'm an old man I don't know if i'll wake up tomorow. Don't wait until I go to heaven and it's too late.

How about Italy, been there?

[autoload]

Never been anywhere in Europe.

I'm out.

[2dimes]

Pout.

[Army of GOD]

I heart Omegle:

Epic Pokemon Battle with Stranger

Stranger: STRANGER USES RAIN OF BULLETS ATTACK
You: Snorlax uses splash
You: No effect
Stranger: stranger smacks hand on forehead
You: Critical hit!
You: Snorlax uses watch Twilight!
You: Snorlax is now confused
Stranger: stranger uses stephenie meyer logic
Stranger: stranger is confused
You: It's not very effective...
You: Snorlax hurts himself cuz he's a fucking dumbtard
Stranger: critical hit!!
You: ...waiting for Stranger to attack...
Stranger: stranger uses Edward Cullen Sparkles!!!
You: It's super mega effective!
You: Snorlax died! OH NOES!
You: You sends out Magikarp!
Stranger: Stranger uses LMAO
You: Magikarp is poisoned
You: Magikarp uses Penis slap!
Stranger: Stranger is hypnotized!
You: Magikarp is hurt by the poison
Stranger: Stranger is still hypnotized!
You: Magikarp uses rape!
Stranger: STRANGER SNAPS OUT OF IT
Stranger: STRANGER USES BLOWS WHISTLE
Stranger: magikarp is arrested.
You: You was defeated!
You: Stranger gains over 9000 exp. points!

[2dimes]

www.pbs.org

[AndyDufresne]

I'm a big fan of PBS. A couple of nights ago I spent some time watching an old Bob Ross episode. I like his trees. **Eats a banana**


--Andy

[strike wolf]

Reports Andy to the admins for bullying.

Reports manbungalow for doing his job.

[strike wolf]

The Sheriff of Rottingham lives!!!

with n old wench.

Wait, what part of Georgia you from? South Central?

No, the Northern Border, right across the street from some Russian village. He also started that war between Georgia and Russia some months back.

i have no clue what is going on here

*enrolls target in a geography class.

[AndyDufresne]

I think target may need more than a geography class. **Munches on a banana**


--Andy

[strike wolf]

The cat was let out of the bag on that one, you can thank the National Enquirer for the info (aka, target).

what in order to keep my Natianial enquirer going aka i own it!!!!i need to make some things that are legit

*puts on black suit and sunglasses*

Keep up the good work you guys have the best investigative reporting on the planet. I tell my partner Mr. White here that he can read the New York times if he wants they sometimes get lucky but it's the National Enquirer for me.

[strike wolf]

Wow we're actually catching up to the #%^#%$^&#$^ crew

did he just say what i thought he said man the guns and amo

I cn't tell the word is censored...

[strike wolf]

really nope long boring movie all gang movies are like that

It's not a gangster movie. It's a mobster movie. They have honor. They have decency. They live by codes and rules within their family. Everything they do is just business, and nothing personal. Gangsters, on the other hand, are just a bunch of scumbags who will do anything to get their hands on some coke.

ok mobster is boring too

*enrolls Target in a class to teach him why the Godfather is a great movie*

[strike wolf]

Autoload, I've contributed according to my profile about 300 posts to this thread so you know, it I have contributed 20 pages. Every little helps.

thats nothing compaired with me or lone wolf the two top on this thread

I'm probably up over 200 pages by now...

*hides the fct tht he knows the real number and enrolls target in a math class*

[strike wolf]

Almost 6% of my posts have been in this topic. That means that 6-10% of my posts on Conquer Club in total [700-1000 posts], have been about bananas in some way. **Ponders this, while peeling a banana**


--Andy

wow and they say jokes get old not that one but your first post here where not always about bananas

*enrolls target in three english classes, one for grammar, one for spelling and a third for punctuation.*

[strike wolf]

Autoload's generosity must be because of the Holiday Season. **Passes out a bowl of bananas**


--Andy

Nope, still hate the holidays.

the older i get i find i agree with you more and more


scary

*enrolls him in a capitalization class for good measure.*

Target's gonna be busy next semester.

[strike wolf]

Not much activity in here.

That's what your mum said last night.

right after your mom said that taste like the rainbow

*enrolls target in two more class to fix his grammar nd three more to fix his spelling.*