Army of GOD wrote:I heart Omegle:
Epic Pokemon Battle with Stranger
Stranger: STRANGER USES RAIN OF BULLETS ATTACK
You: Snorlax uses splash
You: No effect
Stranger: stranger smacks hand on forehead
You: Critical hit!
You: Snorlax uses watch Twilight!
You: Snorlax is now confused
Stranger: stranger uses stephenie meyer logic
Stranger: stranger is confused
You: It's not very effective...
You: Snorlax hurts himself cuz he's a fucking dumbtard
Stranger: critical hit!!
You: ...waiting for Stranger to attack...
Stranger: stranger uses Edward Cullen Sparkles!!!
You: It's super mega effective!
You: Snorlax died! OH NOES!
You: You sends out Magikarp!
Stranger: Stranger uses LMAO
You: Magikarp is poisoned
You: Magikarp uses Penis slap!
Stranger: Stranger is hypnotized!
You: Magikarp is hurt by the poison
Stranger: Stranger is still hypnotized!
You: Magikarp uses rape!
Stranger: STRANGER SNAPS OUT OF IT
Stranger: STRANGER USES BLOWS WHISTLE
Stranger: magikarp is arrested.
You: You was defeated!
You: Stranger gains over 9000 exp. points!
THE MOST EPIC BATTLE OF ALL TIME!
I seem to remember a joke about two guys with magikarp tht only ever used splash...
Army of GOD wrote:I heart Omegle:
Epic Pokemon Battle with Stranger
Stranger: STRANGER USES RAIN OF BULLETS ATTACK
You: Snorlax uses splash
You: No effect
Stranger: stranger smacks hand on forehead
You: Critical hit!
You: Snorlax uses watch Twilight!
You: Snorlax is now confused
Stranger: stranger uses stephenie meyer logic
Stranger: stranger is confused
You: It's not very effective...
You: Snorlax hurts himself cuz he's a fucking dumbtard
Stranger: critical hit!!
You: ...waiting for Stranger to attack...
Stranger: stranger uses Edward Cullen Sparkles!!!
You: It's super mega effective!
You: Snorlax died! OH NOES!
You: You sends out Magikarp!
Stranger: Stranger uses LMAO
You: Magikarp is poisoned
You: Magikarp uses Penis slap!
Stranger: Stranger is hypnotized!
You: Magikarp is hurt by the poison
Stranger: Stranger is still hypnotized!
You: Magikarp uses rape!
Stranger: STRANGER SNAPS OUT OF IT
Stranger: STRANGER USES BLOWS WHISTLE
Stranger: magikarp is arrested.
You: You was defeated!
You: Stranger gains over 9000 exp. points!
THE MOST EPIC BATTLE OF ALL TIME!
I seem to remember a joke about two guys with magikarp tht only ever used splash...
jonesthecurl wrote:Hi guys I'm back again.
My Dad is recovering well, amazingly so for such a big op at such an advanced age. They reckon he should be home in about 10 days, though not fully recovered for a while longer.
I think I'll try and sneak in another visit in a coupla months, when I go to the UK anyway for the Sharp and Sensibility game.
I'll take a look at all the backlog and maybe reply to a few things when I gt a chance.
Later on I'm gonna join a few games, a luxury I've not allowed myself for a while - though they'd better all be "escalating" so they're done by the time we have a two-day break after Xmas.
Thank god nobody's gonna be billed several tens of thousands of dollars for the treatment - NHS rules!
Tht's great news.
Maxleod wrote:Not strike, he's the only one with a functioning brain.
In other news I went to karate tonight and as we were doing release from chokes I got paired up with the new girl in class (a few years older than me, kind of cute) and so we're doing the release from choke where the assailant has the opponent pinned to the ground and is straddled over them and I couldn't help but think this would make for an interesting pick up line.
"I really enjoyed strangling you. we should do it again sometime."
Maxleod wrote:Not strike, he's the only one with a functioning brain.
strike wolf wrote:In other news I went to karate tonight and as we were doing release from chokes I got paired up with the new girl in class (a few years older than me, kind of cute) and so we're doing the release from choke where the assailant has the opponent pinned to the ground and is straddled over them and I couldn't help but think this would make for an interesting pick up line.
"I really enjoyed strangling you. we should do it again sometime."
strike wolf wrote:In other news I went to karate tonight and as we were doing release from chokes I got paired up with the new girl in class (a few years older than me, kind of cute) and so we're doing the release from choke where the assailant has the opponent pinned to the ground and is straddled over them and I couldn't help but think this would make for an interesting pick up line.
"I really enjoyed strangling you. we should do it again sometime."
"Hey, honey, how'd you like to choke on THIS?"
It's good to have ytou bak jonesy...
Maxleod wrote:Not strike, he's the only one with a functioning brain.
strike wolf wrote:In other news I went to karate tonight and as we were doing release from chokes I got paired up with the new girl in class (a few years older than me, kind of cute) and so we're doing the release from choke where the assailant has the opponent pinned to the ground and is straddled over them and I couldn't help but think this would make for an interesting pick up line.
"I really enjoyed strangling you. we should do it again sometime."
strike wolf wrote:In other news I went to karate tonight and as we were doing release from chokes I got paired up with the new girl in class (a few years older than me, kind of cute) and so we're doing the release from choke where the assailant has the opponent pinned to the ground and is straddled over them and I couldn't help but think this would make for an interesting pick up line.
"I really enjoyed strangling you. we should do it again sometime."
Well, some things can only happen at karate.
Or if you're the Boston Strangler though that's n unfair comparison.
Maxleod wrote:Not strike, he's the only one with a functioning brain.
strike wolf wrote:In other news I went to karate tonight and as we were doing release from chokes I got paired up with the new girl in class (a few years older than me, kind of cute) and so we're doing the release from choke where the assailant has the opponent pinned to the ground and is straddled over them and I couldn't help but think this would make for an interesting pick up line.
"I really enjoyed strangling you. we should do it again sometime."
"Hey, honey, how'd you like to choke on THIS?"
"Bow to your sensei!...a little farther...now open your mouth..."
strike wolf wrote:In other news I went to karate tonight and as we were doing release from chokes I got paired up with the new girl in class (a few years older than me, kind of cute) and so we're doing the release from choke where the assailant has the opponent pinned to the ground and is straddled over them and I couldn't help but think this would make for an interesting pick up line.
"I really enjoyed strangling you. we should do it again sometime."
"Hey, honey, how'd you like to choke on THIS?"
"Bow to your sensei!...a little farther...now open your mouth..."
I should be upset bout thig but...whatever.
Maxleod wrote:Not strike, he's the only one with a functioning brain.
strike wolf wrote:In other news I went to karate tonight and as we were doing release from chokes I got paired up with the new girl in class (a few years older than me, kind of cute) and so we're doing the release from choke where the assailant has the opponent pinned to the ground and is straddled over them and I couldn't help but think this would make for an interesting pick up line.
"I really enjoyed strangling you. we should do it again sometime."
strike wolf wrote:In other news I went to karate tonight and as we were doing release from chokes I got paired up with the new girl in class (a few years older than me, kind of cute) and so we're doing the release from choke where the assailant has the opponent pinned to the ground and is straddled over them and I couldn't help but think this would make for an interesting pick up line.
"I really enjoyed strangling you. we should do it again sometime."
strike wolf wrote:In other news I went to karate tonight and as we were doing release from chokes I got paired up with the new girl in class (a few years older than me, kind of cute) and so we're doing the release from choke where the assailant has the opponent pinned to the ground and is straddled over them and I couldn't help but think this would make for an interesting pick up line.
"I really enjoyed strangling you. we should do it again sometime."
hey thats how i asked my gf out
kidding i only said it cause it was funny
Final Average in Jokes Class: F
Damn, we're gonna have to put ya in that class again. Anyone have enough for tuition?
strike wolf wrote:In other news I went to karate tonight and as we were doing release from chokes I got paired up with the new girl in class (a few years older than me, kind of cute) and so we're doing the release from choke where the assailant has the opponent pinned to the ground and is straddled over them and I couldn't help but think this would make for an interesting pick up line.
"I really enjoyed strangling you. we should do it again sometime."
strike wolf wrote:In other news I went to karate tonight and as we were doing release from chokes I got paired up with the new girl in class (a few years older than me, kind of cute) and so we're doing the release from choke where the assailant has the opponent pinned to the ground and is straddled over them and I couldn't help but think this would make for an interesting pick up line.
"I really enjoyed strangling you. we should do it again sometime."
hey thats how i asked my gf out
kidding i only said it cause it was funny
That would explain alot also long space between sentences unnecessary.
Maxleod wrote:Not strike, he's the only one with a functioning brain.
strike wolf wrote:In other news I went to karate tonight and as we were doing release from chokes I got paired up with the new girl in class (a few years older than me, kind of cute) and so we're doing the release from choke where the assailant has the opponent pinned to the ground and is straddled over them and I couldn't help but think this would make for an interesting pick up line.
"I really enjoyed strangling you. we should do it again sometime."
hey thats how i asked my gf out
kidding i only said it cause it was funny
Final Average in Jokes Class: F
Damn, we're gonna have to put ya in that class again. Anyone have enough for tuition?
*steals some money from Target*
I do now.
Maxleod wrote:Not strike, he's the only one with a functioning brain.
strike wolf wrote:In other news I went to karate tonight and as we were doing release from chokes I got paired up with the new girl in class (a few years older than me, kind of cute) and so we're doing the release from choke where the assailant has the opponent pinned to the ground and is straddled over them and I couldn't help but think this would make for an interesting pick up line.
"I really enjoyed strangling you. we should do it again sometime."
hey thats how i asked my gf out
kidding i only said it cause it was funny
Final Average in Jokes Class: F
Damn, we're gonna have to put ya in that class again. Anyone have enough for tuition?