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I'm out.
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**Feels refreshed, leaves a bowl of bananas for autoload**


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AndyDufresne wrote:**Feels refreshed, leaves a bowl of bananas for autoload**


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But he's "out".

They'll go bad!!
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targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:Cookies...bananas...they were made for ech other.
i think donets and bananas where made for each other more than cookies.
It's a matter of personal preference.
oh people like fate cheasted women who have no well donets intresting :-k :-k :-k
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AndyDufresne wrote:Not only do most primates have better hair than humans, I often think we're able to communicate more coherently as well. **Nibbles on banana**


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I would have argued against this...before I met target...
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I have a book called "How to speak Chimpanzee". They're still working on "How to speak Target".
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Army of GOD wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:Cookies...bananas...they were made for ech other.
i think donets and bananas where made for each other more than cookies.
It's a matter of personal preference.
oh people like fate cheasted women who have no well donets intresting :-k :-k :-k
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jonesthecurl wrote:I have a book called "How to speak Chimpanzee". They're still working on "How to speak Target".
any one figured it out?
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Is that the wind rustling? **Munches on a banana**


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AndyDufresne wrote:Is that the wind rustling? **Munches on a banana**


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No, that's tumbleweed.
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**Leaves a banana peel on a tumbleweed.**


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That's some solid compost right there.
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2dimes wrote:That's some solid compost right there.
I like everything in this thread is a com-post. **Snacks on a banana bunch**


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That might have been the case before but there's a lot of toxins in some of the later material.
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AndyDufresne wrote:Is that the wind rustling? **Munches on a banana**


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is that just an unevoled dumb blank ;)
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jonesthecurl wrote:I have a book called "How to speak Chimpanzee". They're still working on "How to speak Target".
It's a mysterious language that may never be solved.
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strike wolf wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:I have a book called "How to speak Chimpanzee". They're still working on "How to speak Target".
It's a mysterious language that may never be solved.
only i know the truth that i speak!!!
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targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:I have a book called "How to speak Chimpanzee". They're still working on "How to speak Target".
It's a mysterious language that may never be solved.
only i know the truth that i speak!!!
Target's probably just a hybrid of Isaac Newton and Shakespeare in one, hiding behind bad grammar and spelling.
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Hybrid---nah. **Munches on another banana**


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targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:I have a book called "How to speak Chimpanzee". They're still working on "How to speak Target".
It's a mysterious language that may never be solved.
only i know the truth that i speak!!!
You shouldn't believe his lies...
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Army of GOD wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:I have a book called "How to speak Chimpanzee". They're still working on "How to speak Target".
It's a mysterious language that may never be solved.
only i know the truth that i speak!!!
Target's probably just a hybrid of Isaac Newton and Shakespeare in one, hiding behind bad grammar and spelling.
Newton and Shakespeare? wht a coincidence. I taught both those guys everything they know.
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Almost Christmas, just 2 more days and for the first time in my life since I was 5, I don't have to worry about my increasingly annoying cousin from Kansas. :)
"Eh, whatever."
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What, you expected something deep or flashy?
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Army of GOD wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:I have a book called "How to speak Chimpanzee". They're still working on "How to speak Target".
It's a mysterious language that may never be solved.
only i know the truth that i speak!!!
Target's probably just a hybrid of Isaac Newton and Shakespeare in one, hiding behind bad grammar and spelling.
shhhh i dont want that to get around.
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Ho ho ho merry f****** christmas.

I was speaking to one of the regulars in my pub last week and I said "Soon have the "joys" of Christmas" (haha not). to which he replied "F**k off!"

After a chuckle, he said "I think that expresses the feelings of some people better than "bah humbug"... F**k Off!"

I agreed with him.
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