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KraphtOne wrote:when you sign up a new account one of the check boxes should be "do you want to foe colton24 (it is highly recommended) "
Hahaha, I've done that before. Only I also made mine delete the operating system too, lol.hecter wrote:I love computers...
I made a nice little batch file to f*ck with the schools network. See, a friend made one that just makes a shitload of folders. Since folders technically don't take up space, we can have as many of them as we like. We *think* he's got around 400'000 of them, we're not sure, the computer takes too long to calculate it. Thing is, it's linear. So every cycle it only makes X amount of folders. So I went and made one that's exponential, so that it makes X^n folders every cycle. I'm still working out the kinks in it though. I don't mean to make it sound complicated, it really isn't. So I was testing it on memory key and since there's no way to actually stop it, I just yank it out. Well, I yanked it out and it just kinda messed with my computer. It still thought they key was in there, the windows were still open and I couldn't close them, even with task manager, I couldn't log out, etc. So I reboot, plug the key back in the inspect the damage. The key is 4GB, and it has 1.69GB used up. Yet, in the folders I had made, I've got one file called "a star.t p" that's 518mb and anther file called "md a xc.opy" that's 1.56GB and another called "pain.bat./F" that's 0 bytes. And I can't even open them with notepad! This shit's messed, in an awesome way.
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Oh my God, that's a conundrum and a half. You can see something that doesn't exist???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????hecter wrote:As far as my computer is concerned, the files don't exist. But I can see them and their details. It's great!
KraphtOne wrote:when you sign up a new account one of the check boxes should be "do you want to foe colton24 (it is highly recommended) "
Well put.Skittles! wrote:You're a wanker.
KraphtOne wrote:when you sign up a new account one of the check boxes should be "do you want to foe colton24 (it is highly recommended) "
No, my porn always works, at the very least. What sucks is when you find out it's censored or if it's got some kind of DRM on it.Skittles! wrote:You know what sucks? Downloading porn and then it doesn't work.
Damn .002 files.
Yes, you know what I'm talking about.

Hate when that happens...hecter wrote:No, my porn always works, at the very least. What sucks is when you find out it's censored or if it's got some kind of DRM on it.Skittles! wrote:You know what sucks? Downloading porn and then it doesn't work.
Damn .002 files.
Yes, you know what I'm talking about.
<- img courtesy of Zoebear1Damn right! It always happens to really awesome porn that you're really looking forward too, to!Lucarilover240 wrote:Hate when that happens...hecter wrote:No, my porn always works, at the very least. What sucks is when you find out it's censored or if it's got some kind of DRM on it.Skittles! wrote:You know what sucks? Downloading porn and then it doesn't work.
Damn .002 files.
Yes, you know what I'm talking about.

Maybe I did that on purpose, hmmm?InkL0sed wrote:You mixed up your "to" and "too"'s...

Hecter is always f*cking with people like that. That, in effect, is the very essence of spam...hecter wrote:Maybe I did that on purpose, hmmm?InkL0sed wrote:You mixed up your "to" and "too"'s...
<- img courtesy of Zoebear1Uh-huh.Lucarilover240 wrote:Hecter is always f*cking with people like that. That, in effect, is the very essence of spam...hecter wrote:Maybe I did that on purpose, hmmm?InkL0sed wrote:You mixed up your "to" and "too"'s...
KraphtOne wrote:when you sign up a new account one of the check boxes should be "do you want to foe colton24 (it is highly recommended) "
sheepofdumb wrote:I'm not scum, just a threat to the town. There's a difference, thank you very much.
ga7 wrote: I'll keep my vote where it should be but just in case Vote Strike Wolf AND f*ck FLAMINGOS f*ck THEM HARD
first post?EvilPurpleMonkey wrote:Seeing as how this is my first post ever in Spamalot, I decided to make it spam, fittingly enough.
sheepofdumb wrote:I'm not scum, just a threat to the town. There's a difference, thank you very much.
ga7 wrote: I'll keep my vote where it should be but just in case Vote Strike Wolf AND f*ck FLAMINGOS f*ck THEM HARD
First post in Spamalot, not the forum.The Weird One wrote:first post?EvilPurpleMonkey wrote:Seeing as how this is my first post ever in Spamalot, I decided to make it spam, fittingly enough.
In that case, may I be the first to ask "Who the fu1ck are you"!?!?!
KraphtOne wrote:when you sign up a new account one of the check boxes should be "do you want to foe colton24 (it is highly recommended) "
R U sure this is your first postEvilPurpleMonkey wrote:Seeing as how this is my first post ever in Spamalot, I decided to make it spam, fittingly enough.