Get to know a CCer - Reverend_kyle edition

2dimes · Post by **2dimes** » Sun Mar 25, 2007 11:54 pm

reverend_kyle wrote:
2dimes wrote:Are you the biggest fan of this guy?

http://www.freshie.ca/

for you anything.

You're ruining my quality gag here.

reverend_kyle wrote:

Vincent M wrote:What size gauge butt plug are you currently sporting???

I don't know what a butt plug is.

You seriously don't know what a butt plug is? Google it.

My buddy owns a pr0n store with a limited "toy" section. I'm in there visiting him one day and spot one that is unrealistically huge. Comment on it because it's small traffic cone pylon sized. He says "Oh Ol' red?" "Yeah I saw it at the trade show and brought it in as a joke." I agree, it is pretty amusing.

He continues, "I've sold 5 of them, every once in a while someone comes in and says, 'wow, I've been looking everywhere for one of these!' "

reverend_kyle · Post by **reverend_kyle** » Mon Mar 26, 2007 3:07 am

2dimes wrote:
reverend_kyle wrote:
2dimes wrote:Are you the biggest fan of this guy?

http://www.freshie.ca/

for you anything.
You're ruining my quality gag here.

reverend_kyle wrote:

Vincent M wrote:What size gauge butt plug are you currently sporting???

I don't know what a butt plug is.
You seriously don't know what a butt plug is? Google it.

My buddy owns a pr0n store with a limited "toy" section. I'm in there visiting him one day and spot one that is unrealistically huge. Comment on it because it's small traffic cone pylon sized. He says "Oh Ol' red?" "Yeah I saw it at the trade show and brought it in as a joke." I agree, it is pretty amusing.

He continues, "I've sold 5 of them, every once in a while someone comes in and says, 'wow, I've been looking everywhere for one of these!' "

thats what I thought, and for the answer to that question, johnny and kramsey give me all the pleasure I need.

static_ice · Post by **static_ice** » Mon Mar 26, 2007 5:14 pm

do you ever hit on anyone besides johnny and quee or are you that faithful?

[size=0]and don't say my mom, that's too obvious...[/size]

reverend_kyle · Post by **reverend_kyle** » Mon Mar 26, 2007 6:14 pm

static_ice wrote:do you ever hit on anyone besides johnny and quee or are you that faithful?

[size=0]and don't say my mom, that's too obvious...[/size]

No, but they are just the best at what they do.

static_ice · Post by **static_ice** » Mon Mar 26, 2007 10:26 pm

do you live in Illinois? (you mentioned lesouth or something in another thread...)

CBlake · Post by **CBlake** » Mon Mar 26, 2007 10:51 pm

Whats your favorite type of pie?

reverend_kyle · Post by **reverend_kyle** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 1:43 am

static_ice wrote:do you live in Illinois? (you mentioned lesouth or something in another thread...)

No, I live in idaho, however, when I was in minnesota I met one of the hottest girls ever from there.

CBlake wrote:Whats your favorite type of pie?

Custard.

Skittles! · Post by **Skittles!** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 8:05 am

What was her name, the girl you met in Minnesota (Why do you American's have such weird state names?)

jay_a2j · Post by **jay_a2j** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 10:47 am

Hmmm you can be ordained by God or by man. (Obviously by God is more desirable) You stated you were ordained by "god" (small g). My question is how can you be ordained by God (uppercase G) yet debated against His existence with me in another thread?

DIRESTRAITS · Post by **DIRESTRAITS** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 3:52 pm

Skittles! wrote:What was her name, the girl you met in Minnesota (Why do you American's have such weird state names?)

Because those were the Indian names of the places

Gilligan · Post by **Gilligan** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 4:04 pm

Why are you such a dumbass?

Wisse · Post by **Wisse** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 5:11 pm

DIRESTRAITS wrote:
Skittles! wrote:What was her name, the girl you met in Minnesota (Why do you American's have such weird state names?)

Because those were the Indian names of the places

and they killed nearly all the indians, what a dumbasses were they (not are they, those americans are already dead)

Machiavelli · Post by **Machiavelli** » Tue Mar 27, 2007 9:33 pm

Why are you never on live chat, whats your favorite position and have you ever considered being a pr0n star?

reverend_kyle · Post by **reverend_kyle** » Wed Mar 28, 2007 2:44 am

Skittles! wrote:What was her name, the girl you met in Minnesota (Why do you American's have such weird state names?)

kierra

jay_a2j wrote:Hmmm you can be ordained by God or by man. (Obviously by God is more desirable) You stated you were ordained by "god" (small g). My question is how can you be ordained by God (uppercase G) yet debated against His existence with me in another thread?

I believe God exists....(I dont capitalize names often). I just said you can't prove it without using the bible, which isn't proven true.

Gilligan wrote:Why are you such a dumbass?

I'm not I'm awesome. Don't hate me because you aint me.

Machiavelli wrote:Why are you never on live chat, whats your favorite position and have you ever considered being a pr0n star?

It sucks, anywhere i can give her the shocker. and to pay for college I am directing and starring in pornos at byu-i... mormons gone wild.

reverend_kyle · Post by **reverend_kyle** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 2:59 am

bump couple more days.

Skittles! · Post by **Skittles!** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 3:09 am

Lawl, Mormons gone wild.

Are you actually a Mormon?

reverend_kyle · Post by **reverend_kyle** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 3:27 am

Skittles! wrote:Lawl, Mormons gone wild.

Are you actually a Mormon?

I grew up one, I'm not anymore.

funkeymunkey · Post by **funkeymunkey** » Thu Mar 29, 2007 8:36 pm

Why do you have reverend in your name?

reverend_kyle · Post by **reverend_kyle** » Fri Mar 30, 2007 1:44 am

funkeymunkey wrote:Why do you have reverend in your name?

because I am one.