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64) Man o Man.. Yo.. Juror #3 you got one hell of a set of t-ts.
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40) I know the evidence looks overwhelming, but you could be amply rewarded for seeing the truth MY way *wink*
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66. So this isn't the food court?
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And who are YOU to judge?
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Are you late for choir practice or what?
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69. Do i have to pay the fine off right away, or can I pay it after I collect my nightly fee from the girls?
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But wait, what am I, a lawyer, the defendant, the judge??
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72. Can we dim the lights in here? I'm tripping my balls off right now.

73. I KNOW MY RIGHTS, YOU FASCIST BASTARDS!

74. Gimme back my bullets.

75. Your honor, when I think about you I touch myself.
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73. You call that a sentencing?

74.That depends on what your definition of "is" is
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The Bison King wrote:73. You call that a sentencing?
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Quirk wrote: 73. I KNOW MY RIGHTS, YOU FASCIST BASTARDS!
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