George W. Bush Is The Last President of USA?

MeDeFe · Post by **MeDeFe** » Mon Mar 17, 2008 4:48 am

So, let's see if I've gotten this right.

DaGip = Gabrielle
Gabrielle is a girl's name (Yes it is, otherwise it would be spelled Gabriel)
Therefor DaGip is a girl

griffin_slayer · Post by **griffin_slayer** » Mon Mar 17, 2008 12:40 pm

DaGip wrote:
griffin_slayer wrote:first of all Jesus and Michael are two different people, and angels will usually appear to you in dreams. and jesus would not look Caucasian, he would look slightly middle eastern. therefore i believe that you met the devil, yes even the devil can sometimes tell what's going to happen.

Well, he had darker skin than the average Caucie, so he coud have passed for a lighter skinned variety of Middle Easterner. I know Afghanistan has a few.

As far as Jesus and Michael being separate, I agree, but I am just relating to you what the Angel Mike told me in the desert back in 2003.

Well, I guess the devil is said to show himself as an angel of light...so I guess that could be the case. But, whatever, I am still calling him the Angel Mike.

And "Dragon Suits" sounds like something the devil would want his army to wear, I was tempted to when he offered it to me, but I refused it.

So, does that make me the present day closest equivalant of Jesus? I mean, how many people get tempted by Satan himself and are able to rebuke his power?

Does that make me Gabrielle in human form then? What type of StarShip do I get?

If I had a battle suit it would have LightSaber Butterfly wings and I would keep a HyperHarmonic Didjereedoo (HHD) on my back.

That way when I flew into my enemy's I would just slice them all in half, and with my HHD I could cause internal bleeding from a safe distance away.

Butterfly Suits with didjereedoos Rule! Dragon Suits with energy swords suck!

But the military is getting closer:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2jlIRKswnQ

then the heat was probably getting to you, and i can't that when the antichrist comes you will be one of the people who follows him and his false teachings. sad really

Beastly · Post by **Beastly** » Mon Mar 17, 2008 5:05 pm

Col.2:9-10 "The fullness of deity dwells bodily in Christ,"

Heb.1:4 "having become so much better than the angels." This is not by nature. But by exaltation at the resurrection. How can he be better than angels if he is an angel? He is the very one who created all the angels. (Col.1:14-17, Jn.1:3).

Heb.1:6 The Father tells all the angels to worship the son.

Michael the Archangel is perhaps the highest of all the angels. Michael is the only angel in the Bible who is designated “the Archangel” (Jude verse 9). Michael the Archangel, though, is only an angel. He is not God. The clear distinction in the power and authority of Michael and Jesus can be seen in comparing Matthew 4:10 and Jude verse 9. In Matthew 4:10, Jesus rebukes Satan. In Jude verse 9, Michael the Archangel calls on the Lord to rebuke Satan. Jesus is God incarnate (John 1:1,14). Michael the Archangel is a powerful angel, but still only an angel.

also humans are given charge over the angels, I will find it.

jimboston · Post by **jimboston** » Mon Mar 17, 2008 5:42 pm

DaGip wrote:
jimboston wrote:I must concur.

Thank Gip... I now no longer have to get all worked up about your "9/11 was an Inside Job" rants. Because you have confirmed for me you are a complete lunatic.

You've never met my great Uncle Zobdingo...now that guy was a fucking loon!

Click HERE to see my Great Uncle Zobdingo!

I do like your sense of humor.

I gotta give you that.

This is why I really don't think you are a loon... I think you sadistically sane... and just pretending to be a nutjob.

heavycola · Post by **heavycola** » Mon Mar 17, 2008 5:53 pm

griffin_slayer wrote:
DaGip wrote:
griffin_slayer wrote:first of all Jesus and Michael are two different people, and angels will usually appear to you in dreams. and jesus would not look Caucasian, he would look slightly middle eastern. therefore i believe that you met the devil, yes even the devil can sometimes tell what's going to happen.

Well, he had darker skin than the average Caucie, so he coud have passed for a lighter skinned variety of Middle Easterner. I know Afghanistan has a few.

As far as Jesus and Michael being separate, I agree, but I am just relating to you what the Angel Mike told me in the desert back in 2003.

Well, I guess the devil is said to show himself as an angel of light...so I guess that could be the case. But, whatever, I am still calling him the Angel Mike.

And "Dragon Suits" sounds like something the devil would want his army to wear, I was tempted to when he offered it to me, but I refused it.

So, does that make me the present day closest equivalant of Jesus? I mean, how many people get tempted by Satan himself and are able to rebuke his power?

Does that make me Gabrielle in human form then? What type of StarShip do I get?

If I had a battle suit it would have LightSaber Butterfly wings and I would keep a HyperHarmonic Didjereedoo (HHD) on my back.

That way when I flew into my enemy's I would just slice them all in half, and with my HHD I could cause internal bleeding from a safe distance away.

Butterfly Suits with didjereedoos Rule! Dragon Suits with energy swords suck!

But the military is getting closer:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2jlIRKswnQ
then the heat was probably getting to you, and i can't that when the antichrist comes you will be one of the people who follows him and his false teachings. sad really

I like that your immediate analysis is not, 'dagip is winding us up' or 'dagip needs his head examined', but: 'IT WAS SATAN!'

2dimes · Post by **2dimes** » Mon Mar 17, 2008 6:24 pm

Beastly wrote:Col.2:9-10 "The fullness of deity dwells bodily in Christ,"

Heb.1:4 "having become so much better than the angels." This is not by nature. But by exaltation at the resurrection. How can he be better than angels if he is an angel? He is the very one who created all the angels. (Col.1:14-17, Jn.1:3).

Heb.1:6 The Father tells all the angels to worship the son.

Just for fun because you had mentioned those guys that knock on people's doors on saturday mornings. I looked up those scriptures you mention in the "New World Translation" Copy right 1961, published by the WATCH TOWER BIBLE AND TRACT SOCIETY OF NEW YORK INC. (no idea why that would need to be capitalised.)

I especially enjoyed how they handled the second one.

Colossians 2-9 because it is in him that all fullness of the divine wuality dwells bodily.

Hebrews 1-4 So he has become better than the angels, to the extent that he has inherited a name more excellent than theirs.

Hebrews 1-6 But when he again brings his Firstborn into the inhabited earth, he says: "And let all God's andgels do abeisance to him."

I don't know what obeisance means. I like to compare translations of the bible and the only one that seems intentionally altered is this one. I kind of figured those ones would be different because as you had mentioned they believe the arch angel is both Micheal and Jesus.

Hologram · Post by **Hologram** » Mon Mar 17, 2008 7:35 pm

DaGip wrote:
muy_thaiguy wrote:
Hologram wrote:Well, the first and most reasonable situation would be that you were on a drug trip during the duration and you half-hallucinated everything and it probably got all jumbled.

Or, you could be right and we're all fucked. I suppose we'll find out this January.

I'm putting my money of the first scenario though.
Or, to expand on the first one a bit, both he and this guy he met were on serious drug trips.

You see kids, this is why drugs are bad.

Nope, no drugs involved. Really happened. Believe it or choose not to believe it.

Now, perhaps that tea we picked had something to do with it? Hmmm? Of course there might have been some bread mold involved as well!

Yikes! You guys might actually have a point!

But to the best of my knowledge, i didn't knowingly take any type of drug or hallucinogenic during this period of my life, and I can safely say that I have not done any drugs (alcohol and tobacco included, with the exception of prescribed antibiotics) since Easter 2003.

Yeah, it was probably that tea. I mean, both of you guys drank it right, and then he started making those predictions and whatnot right?

For all you know, the tea could have had you in a haze and when the New York blackout occured he just said something about predicting that and when you came out of the haze you remember him predicting it.

Jamie · Post by **Jamie** » Mon Mar 17, 2008 8:37 pm

There's been a president every year since 1789. I would seriously doubt that the USA will cease to exist 10 months from now. Safe to say the eight people who voted yes are hopeful American haters, or they are very pessimistic.

griffin_slayer · Post by **griffin_slayer** » Mon Mar 17, 2008 8:46 pm

probably the latter of the two

griffin_slayer · Post by **griffin_slayer** » Mon Mar 17, 2008 9:37 pm

heavycola wrote:
griffin_slayer wrote:
DaGip wrote:
griffin_slayer wrote:first of all Jesus and Michael are two different people, and angels will usually appear to you in dreams. and jesus would not look Caucasian, he would look slightly middle eastern. therefore i believe that you met the devil, yes even the devil can sometimes tell what's going to happen.

Well, he had darker skin than the average Caucie, so he coud have passed for a lighter skinned variety of Middle Easterner. I know Afghanistan has a few.

As far as Jesus and Michael being separate, I agree, but I am just relating to you what the Angel Mike told me in the desert back in 2003.

Well, I guess the devil is said to show himself as an angel of light...so I guess that could be the case. But, whatever, I am still calling him the Angel Mike.

And "Dragon Suits" sounds like something the devil would want his army to wear, I was tempted to when he offered it to me, but I refused it.

So, does that make me the present day closest equivalant of Jesus? I mean, how many people get tempted by Satan himself and are able to rebuke his power?

Does that make me Gabrielle in human form then? What type of StarShip do I get?

If I had a battle suit it would have LightSaber Butterfly wings and I would keep a HyperHarmonic Didjereedoo (HHD) on my back.

That way when I flew into my enemy's I would just slice them all in half, and with my HHD I could cause internal bleeding from a safe distance away.

Butterfly Suits with didjereedoos Rule! Dragon Suits with energy swords suck!

But the military is getting closer:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2jlIRKswnQ
then the heat was probably getting to you, and i can't that when the antichrist comes you will be one of the people who follows him and his false teachings. sad really

I like that your immediate analysis is not, 'dagip is winding us up' or 'dagip needs his head examined', but: 'IT WAS SATAN!'

i point out what i know is false while trying not to be too insulting.

pmchugh · Post by **pmchugh** » Mon Mar 17, 2008 9:46 pm

DaGip wrote:
griffin_slayer wrote:first of all Jesus and Michael are two different people, and angels will usually appear to you in dreams. and jesus would not look Caucasian, he would look slightly middle eastern. therefore i believe that you met the devil, yes even the devil can sometimes tell what's going to happen.

Well, he had darker skin than the average Caucie, so he coud have passed for a lighter skinned variety of Middle Easterner. I know Afghanistan has a few.

As far as Jesus and Michael being separate, I agree, but I am just relating to you what the Angel Mike told me in the desert back in 2003.

Well, I guess the devil is said to show himself as an angel of light...so I guess that could be the case. But, whatever, I am still calling him the Angel Mike.

And "Dragon Suits" sounds like something the devil would want his army to wear, I was tempted to when he offered it to me, but I refused it.

So, does that make me the present day closest equivalant of Jesus? I mean, how many people get tempted by Satan himself and are able to rebuke his power?

Does that make me Gabrielle in human form then? What type of StarShip do I get?

If I had a battle suit it would have LightSaber Butterfly wings and I would keep a HyperHarmonic Didjereedoo (HHD) on my back.

That way when I flew into my enemy's I would just slice them all in half, and with my HHD I could cause internal bleeding from a safe distance away.

Butterfly Suits with didjereedoos Rule! Dragon Suits with energy swords suck!

But the military is getting closer:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2jlIRKswnQ

i hope so, i really do :lol:

Jenos Ridan · Post by **Jenos Ridan** » Tue Mar 18, 2008 12:03 am

I second want Prancing Custard said:

No sanity
illegal substances
and a LOT of free time to waste

But if his story has a grain of truth, then I can safely say that we've all met crazy people before; about this time last year, some alleged discharged (he admitted dishonorably) navy man insisted that Scottish Claymores (the two handed kind) weighed eighty pounds and were seven feet long. I have friends who have actually made swords, one of them is an amateur blacksmith and works as a welder. Between them and my own reasoning, I concluded that this fellow was a crackpot.

The same applies here.

LordPhantom · Post by **LordPhantom** » Tue Mar 18, 2008 12:06 am

Holy what the hell?

LordPhantom · Post by **LordPhantom** » Tue Mar 18, 2008 12:07 am

Did I just hear the name dancing mustard?

DaGip · Post by **DaGip** » Tue Mar 18, 2008 12:16 am

2dimes wrote:
Beastly wrote:Col.2:9-10 "The fullness of deity dwells bodily in Christ,"

Heb.1:4 "having become so much better than the angels." This is not by nature. But by exaltation at the resurrection. How can he be better than angels if he is an angel? He is the very one who created all the angels. (Col.1:14-17, Jn.1:3).

Heb.1:6 The Father tells all the angels to worship the son.

Just for fun because you had mentioned those guys that knock on people's doors on saturday mornings. I looked up those scriptures you mention in the "New World Translation" Copy right 1961, published by the WATCH TOWER BIBLE AND TRACT SOCIETY OF NEW YORK INC. (no idea why that would need to be capitalised.)

I especially enjoyed how they handled the second one.

Colossians 2-9 because it is in him that all fullness of the divine wuality dwells bodily.

Hebrews 1-4 So he has become better than the angels, to the extent that he has inherited a name more excellent than theirs.

Hebrews 1-6 But when he again brings his Firstborn into the inhabited earth, he says: "And let all God's andgels do abeisance to him."

I don't know what obeisance means. I like to compare translations of the bible and the only one that seems intentionally altered is this one. I kind of figured those ones would be different because as you had mentioned they believe the arch angel is both Micheal and Jesus.

Mr. 2dimes, you are reading a Jehovah's Witness Bible. I have one as well, I also have an NIV Bible. Jehovah's Witness do not believe Jesus to be a god incarnate, much like the Muslims. Their translation of Scripture will tip toe around any such verses that might point a finger at Jesus being a god (of course Jesus wasn't a god, because he was a man. Why would God need to be a man? Sorry Christians, I have trouble swallowing this belief, I always have, but it doesn't mean that I am a JW...I am a JBLDM!)

DaGip · Post by **DaGip** » Tue Mar 18, 2008 12:21 am

pmchugh wrote:
DaGip wrote:
griffin_slayer wrote:first of all Jesus and Michael are two different people, and angels will usually appear to you in dreams. and jesus would not look Caucasian, he would look slightly middle eastern. therefore i believe that you met the devil, yes even the devil can sometimes tell what's going to happen.

Well, he had darker skin than the average Caucie, so he coud have passed for a lighter skinned variety of Middle Easterner. I know Afghanistan has a few.

As far as Jesus and Michael being separate, I agree, but I am just relating to you what the Angel Mike told me in the desert back in 2003.

Well, I guess the devil is said to show himself as an angel of light...so I guess that could be the case. But, whatever, I am still calling him the Angel Mike.

And "Dragon Suits" sounds like something the devil would want his army to wear, I was tempted to when he offered it to me, but I refused it.

So, does that make me the present day closest equivalant of Jesus? I mean, how many people get tempted by Satan himself and are able to rebuke his power?

Does that make me Gabrielle in human form then? What type of StarShip do I get?

If I had a battle suit it would have LightSaber Butterfly wings and I would keep a HyperHarmonic Didjereedoo (HHD) on my back.

That way when I flew into my enemy's I would just slice them all in half, and with my HHD I could cause internal bleeding from a safe distance away.

Butterfly Suits with didjereedoos Rule! Dragon Suits with energy swords suck!

But the military is getting closer:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2jlIRKswnQ

i hope so, i really do

YAAAAY! A follower!

Now I got to find eleven more! :wink:

(DaGip stirs the KoolAid)

DaGip · Post by **DaGip** » Tue Mar 18, 2008 12:23 am

LordPhantom wrote:Did I just hear the name dancing mustard?

Translation:

Comes out the butt...

Jenos Ridan · Post by **Jenos Ridan** » Tue Mar 18, 2008 1:04 am

LordPhantom wrote:Did I just hear the name dancing mustard?

If by that you mean my creative and non-slanderous word-play of his/her name, then yes.

I see you are from Seattle, how are things up there?

Beastly · Post by **Beastly** » Tue Mar 18, 2008 3:02 am

2dimes wrote:
I don't know what obeisance means. I like to compare translations of the bible and the only one that seems intentionally altered is this one. I kind of figured those ones would be different because as you had mentioned they believe the arch angel is both Micheal and Jesus.

here is a place you can go to that shows so many bibles to compare translation, my favorite is the amplified bible.

http://www.biblegateway.com/passage/

heavycola · Post by **heavycola** » Tue Mar 18, 2008 5:10 am

Jenos Ridan wrote:But if his story has a grain of truth, then I can safely say that we've all met crazy people before; about this time last year, some alleged discharged (he admitted dishonorably) navy man insisted that Scottish Claymores (the two handed kind) weighed eighty pounds and were seven feet long. I have friends who have actually made swords, one of them is an amateur blacksmith and works as a welder. Between them and my own reasoning, I concluded that this fellow was a crackpot.

Holy shit! I met that krrazy guy who gets the size of swords wrong in conversation too! What a NUT!!1! LOL!!

DaGip · Post by **DaGip** » Tue Mar 18, 2008 5:20 am

heavycola wrote:
Jenos Ridan wrote:But if his story has a grain of truth, then I can safely say that we've all met crazy people before; about this time last year, some alleged discharged (he admitted dishonorably) navy man insisted that Scottish Claymores (the two handed kind) weighed eighty pounds and were seven feet long. I have friends who have actually made swords, one of them is an amateur blacksmith and works as a welder. Between them and my own reasoning, I concluded that this fellow was a crackpot.

Holy shit! I met that krrazy guy who gets the size of swords wrong in conversation too! What a NUT!!1! LOL!!

Was it one of these guys?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HN3-6yqYCys

Mr_Adams · Post by **Mr_Adams** » Tue Mar 18, 2008 8:29 pm

Stop smoking the peace pipe chief

fireedud · Post by **fireedud** » Tue Mar 18, 2008 9:29 pm

That's strange, I had the same experience. It was the same exact story. Does this mean I'm an angel who took over DaGabreille's body and allowed him to have control of it?

2dimes · Post by **2dimes** » Tue Mar 18, 2008 11:10 pm

DaGip wrote:Mr. 2dimes, you are reading a Jehovah's Witness Bible. I have one as well, I also have an NIV Bible. it doesn't mean that I am a JW...I am a JBLDM!)

The NIV is kind of diluted in my opinion but it doesn't seem altered. The watch tower one does. I only look up things in it to see how they differ from the other translations.

I'm farmiliar with that site Beastly, thanks.

heavycola you make this site much more enjoyable for me, thank you too.

DaGip · Post by **DaGip** » Wed Mar 19, 2008 1:02 am

2dimes wrote:
DaGip wrote:Mr. 2dimes, you are reading a Jehovah's Witness Bible. I have one as well, I also have an NIV Bible. it doesn't mean that I am a JW...I am a JBLDM!)

The NIV is kind of diluted in my opinion but it doesn't seem altered. The watch tower one does. I only look up things in it to see how they differ from the other translations.

I'm farmiliar with that site Beastly, thanks.

heavycola you make this site much more enjoyable for me, thank you too.

Yes, I am finding that out. I should purchase a KJV. I think once I said that was a bad translation, but it actually isn't that bad. You just have to like to read Shakespeare, that's all.

George W. Bush Is The Last President of USA?

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