Pirate Ninja's

[soculver]

That sounds extremely entertaining! What could be more fun than a rival with little grim and his children? My vote is "aye, matey!" I have some sweet street fighting moves to show them!

[GrimReaper.]

I think an exception to the non-competitive status of this clan should be considered when it comes to the Martial Artists of CC clan. I posted over on their thread a couple times with what I considered to be perfectly appropriate questions about their clan, although I wasn't really interested in joining....at any rate, their leader never answered any of my questions adequately and overall was quite rude to me. And the real kicker? He never once asked people not to post in the thread unless they were interested in joining the clan, so I had no reason not to ask my questions. It was really disappointing.

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[trapyoung]

srry im allergic to gays :cough:

PLEASE DO NOT POST IF YOU'RE NOT INTERESTED IN JOINING!!!!! thx!!! !!!1!

[trapyoung]

Pirate Ninja's Roster List
trapyoung
Dancing Mustard
General Mojo
soculver
poptartpsycho18
owenshooter
owenshooter's Panda
Haggis_McMutton
Juan_Bottom
jbrettlip
icedagger
happy2seeyou

Who else has the courage to rock two eye patches and a peg leg while jumping silently rooftop to rooftop with sharp weapons with us?

[GrimReaper.]

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PLEASE DO NOT POST IF YOU'RE NOT INTERESTED IN JOINING!!!!! thx!!! !!!1!

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[trapyoung]

srry im allergic to gays :cough:

PLEASE DO NOT POST IF YOU'RE NOT INTERESTED IN JOINING!!!!! thx!!! !!!1!

i cho am cho aleergic ch to cho gays

Look guy, I'm trying to start an honorable clan. One that understands the pillars that martial arts are based on, truth, nobility, honesty; as well as many of the pillars of pirates everywhere, lying, drinking, fighting, backstabbing and you're constant spamming in my thread is getting a little annoying. Much would be appreciated if you withheld your comments until you actually had enough members to join your silly little rip off of a clan you're trying to form, while my much respected and continually growing clan does our real clan stuff seeing how we have enough members to form and you don't. : P Neener, neener, neener, Least I have a weiner.

[GrimReaper.]

all were going to do is talk about martial arts and anything else are members want to do is up to the entire clan

[trapyoung]

all were going to do is talk about martial arts and anything else are members want to do is up to the entire clan

this seems like an excellent post to go on the Martial Artist thread about what that clan is about, nothing really relevant to this thread except I will say that all our members are going to talk about is martial arts and pirates and twice as much as anything else our members want to do

[Juan_Bottom]

all were going to do is talk about martial arts and anything else are members want to do is up to the entire clan

this seems like an excellent post to go on the Martial Artist thread about what that clan is about, nothing really relevant to this thread except I will say that all our members are going to talk about is martial arts and pirates and twice as much as anything else our members want to do

You are handling this riff-raff very well TRAPYOUNG. You'll make a fine pirate captain. However, I do not feel that a parlay is not going to work with him.
Permission to combine my pirate and ninja skills together and give him a boot to the head with my peg leg? I believe my Ninja discipline is in direct confrontation with my pirate impulsivness.

Because I really would like to boot him in the head with my peg leg...

[trapyoung]

Permission granted, but did you hear the wind blowing through the trees? That's the sound of 20 of our ranks already parrot punching him in the face... go ninja go ninja go.

[soculver]

Time to break in the plank! But first give him the boots medium style. We want the sharks to have some fun too

[jbrettlip]

This is the greatest clan ever. I hope I get in.....I mean, I hope I don't go apeshit on sake grog (the best kind) and kill all my beloved clan mates.

[trapyoung]

e-ticket submitted, i'd like to use an emoticon with an eye patch or a throwing star, but there is none so i'm using this and i'm pretending he's saying "keep your mouth shut yee sea dog or i'll explode your heart with the touch of death"

[owenshooter]

trap... you are mistaken... i have a PARROT, he is quite a scurvy dog... jbrettlip has the panda!-0

[trapyoung]

oh no!!! what have i done!!!

i bet the grim reaper and the martial artist are all rolling over in their graves with delight... don't worry, with the e-ticket submitted i'll be given control of the usergroup and i'll make sure to remedy the situation by adding your parrot and brett's panda... just make sure to make your multi usernames so i can add them.

[poptartpsycho18]

Oh I forgot to say who I've plundered and been affiliated with. I've been a lone Pirate Queen Ninja, no affiliations. I'm looking forward to the group plundering experience as I've only done solo plundering in a kind of random disorganized way.

[General Mojo]

i think first order of business is to design a bad ass pirate ninja map....does anyone have map building skills?

[bbqpenguin]

i'm totally in!

i terrorized the 3 seas of doodle earth with agnes the scourge before they brought him down in albequerque
i was also the 5th ninja turtle but they kicked be out because i don't share the name of a legendary composer

i believe that should satisfy both pirate and ninja affiliation requirements

[gcwca_4_life]

is anyone going to get me my beer??
i haven't went a while without beer for a while and i'm kinda getting low on supply..
if someone could get enough for everyone then i'm interested..
and i want something to stab people with 2..
like a really sharp knife..
or better yet.. let me have a cannon..

[soculver]

is anyone going to get me my beer??
i haven't went a while without beer for a while and i'm kinda getting low on supply..
if someone could get enough for everyone then i'm interested..
and i want something to stab people with 2..
like a really sharp knife..
or better yet.. let me have a cannon..

Aye cold ale for all - and I got ye cannon right here.

[gcwca_4_life]

is anyone going to get me my beer??
i haven't went a while without beer for a while and i'm kinda getting low on supply..
if someone could get enough for everyone then i'm interested..
and i want something to stab people with 2..
like a really sharp knife..
or better yet.. let me have a cannon..

Aye cold ale for all - and I got ye cannon right here.

who do i shoot first???

[PeterClemenza]

Captain Trap...

I am dismayed that I wasn't added to the list of clan members. I can understand that there may be a little hesitation on your part. Admitting a Clemenza would take time and consideration.

A few facts regarding the weakness of my application to deliberate over... Please consider the associated counterpoint as well.

FACT: I have no ninja skills. I have never taken a class. I have never entered a dojo. I have no sensei. When it comes to stealth, you will likely smell my presence first. As you might imagine, that would compromise my stealth rather quickly.

COUNTERPOINT: I would really like to have the carnal knowledge of several Asian women at the same time. While it may be assumed that these women would be prostitutes, I contend that I have the ability to bag my own.

FACT:I have crabs. All shapes and sizes. I contracted them from ever barmaid from the West Indies to the Mayan Coast of Mexico. There's nothing we can do about them, I'll just be sure to keep my linens separate.

COUNTERPOINT: I know how to sail. Nobody that has heretofore joined the clan has said they knew how to hoist the mainsail and tighten the jib. A ship full of ninja-pirates would be well served to have a good mate on board.

FACT: I love citrus, thus I be practically scurvy proof.

COUNTERPOINT: I have an uncanny knack for carving peglegs out of driftwood.

I understand that this application has its shortcomings. Please consider it though, and perhaps you'll find that there is more to be gained from my admission then to be lost.

Sincerely,
Peter Clemenza

PS: Grimreaper said I didn't have enough cred to be in the martial arts clan. Please give me a home where I am understood and valued.

[trapyoung]

Captain Trap...

I am dismayed that I wasn't added to the list of clan members. I can understand that there may be a little hesitation on your part. Admitting a Clemenza would take time and consideration.

A few facts regarding the weakness of my application to deliberate over... Please consider the associated counterpoint as well.

FACT: I have no ninja skills. I have never taken a class. I have never entered a dojo. I have no sensei. When it comes to stealth, you will likely smell my presence first. As you might imagine, that would compromise my stealth rather quickly.

COUNTERPOINT: I would really like to have the carnal knowledge of several Asian women at the same time. While it may be assumed that these women would be prostitutes, I contend that I have the ability to bag my own.

FACT:I have crabs. All shapes and sizes. I contracted them from ever barmaid from the West Indies to the Mayan Coast of Mexico. There's nothing we can do about them, I'll just be sure to keep my linens separate.

COUNTERPOINT: I know how to sail. Nobody that has heretofore joined the clan has said they knew how to hoist the mainsail and tighten the jib. A ship full of ninja-pirates would be well served to have a good mate on board.

FACT: I love citrus, thus I be practically scurvy proof.

COUNTERPOINT: I have an uncanny knack for carving peglegs out of driftwood.

I understand that this application has its shortcomings. Please consider it though, and perhaps you'll find that there is more to be gained from my admission then to be lost.

Sincerely,
Peter Clemenza

PS: Grimreaper said I didn't have enough cred to be in the martial arts clan. Please give me a home where I am understood and valued.

peterclem, your reasoning flows eloquently and swiftly like a shuriken flying through the air while it also possesses the drunken thought process of a pirate scorned. welcome aboard yee scurvy scallywag!

gwca_4_life, we've been looking for an able bodied young lass to stab our enemies through their hearts & left eye sockets with a sharpened cannon, any interest?

[happy2seeyou]

Ninja Pirates(or Pinja for short) are widely considered to be the most dangerous life forms in existence, a hybrid between the already powerful ninjas, and pirates. As opposed to many urban legends, a Ninja Pirate is not a mammal at all, but is really an igneous rock formation given sentience by GUIdows. They can only reproduce with their only lovers, anime-freak nerds.

[happy2seeyou]

The logo for a pinja is:


I found it on the web, so you KNOW its all true. No messing with us, we are nasty mofo's