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Nothing very post worthy here. Damn.


Oh, and ballsucking, yeah...
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F**K!

I just walked to the gym to try and play some basketball, and the two out of the three courts were taken by volleyball, and the last was taken by cricket. F****** volleyball and cricket...
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Army of GOD wrote:F**K!

I just walked to the gym to try and play some basketball, and the two out of the three courts were taken by volleyball, and the last was taken by cricket. F****** volleyball and cricket...
Who the hell plays cricket in the US?


... Oh, wait...
Sorry, Jonesy.
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I once half played cricket with a group too small to play---and not knowing too many rules, it was, hm, mostly just muddy and wet. **Eats a banana**


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Lucarilover240 wrote:Nothing very post worthy here. Damn.


Oh, and ballsucking, yeah...
This gets my "Post of the Day"
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i wonder wonder wonder whats in a wonder ball
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Lucarilover240 wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:F**K!

I just walked to the gym to try and play some basketball, and the two out of the three courts were taken by volleyball, and the last was taken by cricket. F****** volleyball and cricket...
Who the hell plays cricket in the US?


... Oh, wait...
Sorry, Jonesy.
You assume that Jonesy plays sports? my understanding is that Jonesy does not care about sports.
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AndyDufresne wrote:I once half played cricket with a group too small to play---and not knowing too many rules, it was, hm, mostly just muddy and wet. **Eats a banana**


--Andy
No comment.
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strike wolf wrote:
Lucarilover240 wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:F**K!

I just walked to the gym to try and play some basketball, and the two out of the three courts were taken by volleyball, and the last was taken by cricket. F****** volleyball and cricket...
Who the hell plays cricket in the US?


... Oh, wait...
Sorry, Jonesy.
You assume that Jonesy plays sports? my understanding is that Jonesy does not care about sports.
You are correct.
And as spectators., I think there are just two sports more dull to watch than cricket - golf and darts.

In other news, I'm off to the UK again in a coupla days.
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**Eats a banana**


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strike wolf wrote:
Lucarilover240 wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:F**K!

I just walked to the gym to try and play some basketball, and the two out of the three courts were taken by volleyball, and the last was taken by cricket. F****** volleyball and cricket...
Who the hell plays cricket in the US?


... Oh, wait...
Sorry, Jonesy.
You assume that Jonesy plays sports? my understanding is that Jonesy does not care about sports.
unless he is rioting as a football fan you know how those europeans get in that game
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jonesthecurl wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
Lucarilover240 wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:F**K!

I just walked to the gym to try and play some basketball, and the two out of the three courts were taken by volleyball, and the last was taken by cricket. F****** volleyball and cricket...
Who the hell plays cricket in the US?


... Oh, wait...
Sorry, Jonesy.
You assume that Jonesy plays sports? my understanding is that Jonesy does not care about sports.
You are correct.
And as spectators., I think there are just two sports more dull to watch than cricket - golf and darts.

In other news, I'm off to the UK again in a couple days.
damit i was gonna be up in the new England area at the world champion dart players competition and, i was going to compete in it, i was going to ask you to cheer me on.
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AndyDufresne wrote:**Eats a banana**


--Andy
now thats a sport!!!
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jonesthecurl wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
Lucarilover240 wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:F**K!

I just walked to the gym to try and play some basketball, and the two out of the three courts were taken by volleyball, and the last was taken by cricket. F****** volleyball and cricket...
Who the hell plays cricket in the US?


... Oh, wait...
Sorry, Jonesy.
You assume that Jonesy plays sports? my understanding is that Jonesy does not care about sports.
You are correct.
And as spectators., I think there are just two sports more dull to watch than cricket - golf and darts.



In other news, I'm off to the UK again in a coupla days.
I could possibly add pool/billiards to that list. I like to play pool but I don't care about watching it. Oh and Poker.
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targetman377 wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
Lucarilover240 wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:F**K!

I just walked to the gym to try and play some basketball, and the two out of the three courts were taken by volleyball, and the last was taken by cricket. F****** volleyball and cricket...
Who the hell plays cricket in the US?


... Oh, wait...
Sorry, Jonesy.
You assume that Jonesy plays sports? my understanding is that Jonesy does not care about sports.
You are correct.
And as spectators., I think there are just two sports more dull to watch than cricket - golf and darts.

In other news, I'm off to the UK again in a couple days.
damit i was gonna be up in the new England area at the world champion dart players competition and, i was going to compete in it, i was going to ask you to cheer me on.

Just a friendly hint:
Don't play sports involving sharp pointy projectiles, with a name like "target"...
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strike wolf wrote:
I could possibly add pool/billiards to that list. I like to play pool but I don't care about watching it. Oh and Poker.
Oddly enough I quite like watching poker (when you can see the competitors hands - I really don't think I could be in the audience rather than in front of a TV).
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jonesthecurl wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
I could possibly add pool/billiards to that list. I like to play pool but I don't care about watching it. Oh and Poker.
Oddly enough I quite like watching poker (when you can see the competitors hands - I really don't think I could be in the audience rather than in front of a TV).
Knowing the guy's hand does make it a bit more interesting seeing him bluff people out or coax them into betting against them. However I still find watching it long term kind of dull. Like pool it's something I enjoy when I'm playing but not so much watching.
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autoload wrote:
Lucarilover240 wrote:Nothing very post worthy here. Damn.


Oh, and ballsucking, yeah...
This gets my "Post of the Day"
Thank you.
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*generic bow joke*
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**Leaves out a congratulatory banana bunch for munching.**


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And now it's time once again for...

Sgt. Foley's Order of the Week
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The truly sad part is, I think this one might actually be possible... Gonna have to give it a try at some point.
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jonesthecurl wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
Lucarilover240 wrote: Who the hell plays cricket in the US?


... Oh, wait...
Sorry, Jonesy.
You assume that Jonesy plays sports? my understanding is that Jonesy does not care about sports.
You are correct.
And as spectators., I think there are just two sports more dull to watch than cricket - golf and darts.

In other news, I'm off to the UK again in a couple days.
damit i was gonna be up in the new England area at the world champion dart players competition and, i was going to compete in it, i was going to ask you to cheer me on.

Just a friendly hint:
Don't play sports involving sharp pointy projectiles, with a name like "target"...
good point ok now i am quiting too bad i was favored to win 1,000,000,000 dollar prize money
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today is George Washington birthday and my gf's
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Lucarilover240 wrote:And now it's time once again for...

Sgt. Foley's Order of the Week
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The truly sad part is, I think this one might actually be possible... Gonna have to give it a try at some point.
I don't think so. I've hit a harrier with two grenades before and it didn't go down.
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targetman377 wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
jonesthecurl wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
You assume that Jonesy plays sports? my understanding is that Jonesy does not care about sports.
You are correct.
And as spectators., I think there are just two sports more dull to watch than cricket - golf and darts.

In other news, I'm off to the UK again in a couple days.
damit i was gonna be up in the new England area at the world champion dart players competition and, i was going to compete in it, i was going to ask you to cheer me on.

Just a friendly hint:
Don't play sports involving sharp pointy projectiles, with a name like "target"...
good point ok now i am quiting too bad i was favored to win 1,000,000,000 dollar prize money
You should know I had already stolen the prize money.
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