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Who's Donny anyway?strike wolf wrote:Yeah I was onto your plot so I went to the other bar.Victor Sullivan wrote:You didn't explode? Damn. (Donny, I told you to give him a real car bomb, not an alcoholic beverage! ... Shut the f*ck up Donny!!)strike wolf wrote:Would this be a good time to point out that you're both related. Also I had an Irish car bomb earlier and I'm feeling goooooooooooooood.
Like I said, I am an only child. When I was litle I was a suspicsious little tyke that investigated things like that quite a bit. So no, I have no sisters.Army of GOD wrote:Ok, I shot and missed on that one. BUT STILL.
Me+your sisters you don't know about = good time
Like I said, your mom wouldn't tell you about her other mistakes.muy_thaiguy wrote:Like I said, I am an only child. When I was litle I was a suspicsious little tyke that investigated things like that quite a bit. So no, I have no sisters.Army of GOD wrote:Ok, I shot and missed on that one. BUT STILL.
Me+your sisters you don't know about = good time
Like I said, your reading comprehension falls to that of target's spelling levels. Oops, my bad, don't want to insult him. Oh, I know, my being a mistake is all well and good. But you know, at least my mother didn't sell herself for pot and get knocked up in the process.Army of GOD wrote:Like I said, your mom wouldn't tell you about her other mistakes.muy_thaiguy wrote:Like I said, I am an only child. When I was litle I was a suspicsious little tyke that investigated things like that quite a bit. So no, I have no sisters.Army of GOD wrote:Ok, I shot and missed on that one. BUT STILL.
Me+your sisters you don't know about = good time
Donny Corleone. And I've been investigating that possibility.Army of GOD wrote:Who's Donny anyway?strike wolf wrote:Yeah I was onto your plot so I went to the other bar.Victor Sullivan wrote:You didn't explode? Damn. (Donny, I told you to give him a real car bomb, not an alcoholic beverage! ... Shut the f*ck up Donny!!)strike wolf wrote:Would this be a good time to point out that you're both related. Also I had an Irish car bomb earlier and I'm feeling goooooooooooooood.
And perhaps Victor is the reason auto is gone...?
Maxleod wrote:Not strike, he's the only one with a functioning brain.
I was refering to your mom, who just left my place after giving me a BJ for $5. She did it eagerly. And without hesitation. Wasn't bad, for a druggie.Army of GOD wrote:Like I said, I didn't miscomprehend anything.
And I know, I feel bad for strike's mom too. =(
Everyone knows I was raised by wolves. So that's another swing and miss.Army of GOD wrote:Like I said, I didn't miscomprehend anything.
And I know, I feel bad for strike's mom too. =(
Maxleod wrote:Not strike, he's the only one with a functioning brain.
Yeah, kind of a mix of him and the Donny from The Big Lebowski.strike wolf wrote:Donny Corleone. And I've been investigating that possibility.Army of GOD wrote:Who's Donny anyway?strike wolf wrote:Yeah I was onto your plot so I went to the other bar.Victor Sullivan wrote:You didn't explode? Damn. (Donny, I told you to give him a real car bomb, not an alcoholic beverage! ... Shut the f*ck up Donny!!)strike wolf wrote:Would this be a good time to point out that you're both related. Also I had an Irish car bomb earlier and I'm feeling goooooooooooooood.
And perhaps Victor is the reason auto is gone...?
Nooo, you musta been drunk or something. Your sisters suspected you were paying for sex, since you weren't able to get it on your own, so we camped outside of your place and saw a short but long furry dog with gray hair walk out of your living quarters and you waving goodbye.muy_thaiguy wrote:I was refering to your mom, who just left my place after giving me a BJ for $5. She did it eagerly. And without hesitation. Wasn't bad, for a druggie.Army of GOD wrote:Like I said, I didn't miscomprehend anything.
And I know, I feel bad for strike's mom too. =(
Wrong place, as I don't drink. Perfectly sober, and yes, it was your mother. She then went around the neighborhood to help "relieve" the neoghborhood dogs of their "stress," as the BJ was only $2. Screwing all the dogs in the neighborhood finished off the $5.Army of GOD wrote:Nooo, you musta been drunk or something. Your sisters suspected you were paying for sex, since you weren't able to get it on your own, so we camped outside of your place and saw a short but long furry dog with gray hair walk out of your living quarters and you waving goodbye.muy_thaiguy wrote:I was refering to your mom, who just left my place after giving me a BJ for $5. She did it eagerly. And without hesitation. Wasn't bad, for a druggie.Army of GOD wrote:Like I said, I didn't miscomprehend anything.
And I know, I feel bad for strike's mom too. =(
I just gotta know one thing: how'd you like targetman's sloppy seconds? (trust me, I didn't want to know either, but target forced my eyes to stay open and showed me the whole video and recorded)
Only slightly more than when I miss targetman. So take that for what it's worth. **Munches on a banana, leaves behind a banana bunch.**UCAbears wrote:Have you guys missed me?
No we hit you. That's why you spent the last month at the hospital.UCAbears wrote:Have you guys missed me?
Maxleod wrote:Not strike, he's the only one with a functioning brain.
Muy 35muy_thaiguy wrote:What's the score now strike?
Maxleod wrote:Not strike, he's the only one with a functioning brain.
Sweet.strike wolf wrote:Muy 35muy_thaiguy wrote:What's the score now strike?
AoG 10
Half time just started.muy_thaiguy wrote:Sweet.strike wolf wrote:Muy 35muy_thaiguy wrote:What's the score now strike?
AoG 10
Oh, what quarter is it?
Maxleod wrote:Not strike, he's the only one with a functioning brain.
I like it!strike wolf wrote:Half time just started.muy_thaiguy wrote:Sweet.strike wolf wrote:Muy 35muy_thaiguy wrote:What's the score now strike?
AoG 10
Oh, what quarter is it?
Maxleod wrote:Not strike, he's the only one with a functioning brain.
My ass that's the score.strike wolf wrote:Muy 35muy_thaiguy wrote:What's the score now strike?
AoG 10
Fixed it for you.Army of GOD wrote:My ass is getting kicked!strike wolf wrote:Muy 35muy_thaiguy wrote:What's the score now strike?
AoG 10
