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Let's speculate what's happened to autoload.

1. His girlfriend left him chained to the bed after a night of rough sex where he was found by a convent of munks and followed them in a life of celibacy.

2. After writing the final book of his very popular saga his car flips over in the middle of a snow storm and he is found by a crazy fan of his work who holds him hostage until he writes a story for her.
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Let's not forget the ever popular: his girlfriend turned out to be a professional porn star and after experiencing his "work" had him hired as the star of porns such as clitty clitty slut bang and Star Whores
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Army of GOD wrote:You gotta lose some pounds though. I don't think a wolf can carry an elephant too well...
I WILL NOT!
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strike wolf wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:You have to walk.
f*ck
you could always ride on strike's back...
Sorry this timberwolf is making a straight line to minnesota no stops.
ok, I need to go back there. that's my home state I will just hope on!
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strike wolf wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:You have to walk.
f*ck
you could always ride on strike's back...
Sorry this timberwolf is making a straight line to minnesota no stops.
ok, I need to go back there. that's my home state I will just hope on!
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targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:You have to walk.
f*ck
you could always ride on strike's back...
Sorry this timberwolf is making a straight line to minnesota no stops.
ok, I need to go back there. that's my home state I will just hope on!
It's not often you find such a willing meal.
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strike wolf wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:You have to walk.
f*ck
you could always ride on strike's back...
Sorry this timberwolf is making a straight line to minnesota no stops.
ok, I need to go back there. that's my home state I will just hope on!
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strike wolf wrote:Let's speculate what's happened to autoload.

1. His girlfriend left him chained to the bed after a night of rough sex where he was found by a convent of munks and followed them in a life of celibacy.

2. After writing the final book of his very popular saga his car flips over in the middle of a snow storm and he is found by a crazy fan of his work who holds him hostage until he writes a story for her.

wow that second one sounds just like Steven King
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strike wolf wrote:Let's not forget the ever popular: his girlfriend turned out to be a professional porn star and after experiencing his "work" had him hired as the star of porns such as clitty clitty slut bang and Star Whores
that's much more likely :lol:
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strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:
targetman377 wrote: f*ck
you could always ride on strike's back...
Sorry this timberwolf is making a straight line to minnesota no stops.
ok, I need to go back there. that's my home state I will just hope on!
It's not often you find such a willing meal.
that's cause an elephant has no natural enemy
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targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:
you could always ride on strike's back...
Sorry this timberwolf is making a straight line to minnesota no stops.
ok, I need to go back there. that's my home state I will just hope on!
It's not often you find such a willing meal.
that's cause an elephant has no natural enemy
I beg to differ. The mice (meeses) are your natural enemy.
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"wish you would step back from that ledge my friend you could cut ties with all the lies you've been living in and if you never want to see Target again I would understan-a-an-a-an-a-an-a-an-a-an-a-an-a-and. I would understan-a-an-a-an-a-an-a-an-a-an-a-an-a-an-a-an-a-an-a-an-a-an-a-an-a-an-a-an-a-an-a-an-an-a-and
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More than one mouse is a moose
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strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
Sorry this timberwolf is making a straight line to minnesota no stops.
ok, I need to go back there. that's my home state I will just hope on!
It's not often you find such a willing meal.
that's cause an elephant has no natural enemy
I beg to differ. The mice (meeses) are your natural enemy.
nope we just spread that fable to make you think they are our enemy we are good friends play poker with them 2 times a week
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Army of GOD wrote:More than one mouse is a moose
Well a moose is big. Could challenge an elephant.
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strike wolf wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:More than one mouse is a moose
Well a moose is big. Could challenge an elephant.
nope i play poker with moose 1 day a week
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targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote: ok, I need to go back there. that's my home state I will just hope on!
It's not often you find such a willing meal.
that's cause an elephant has no natural enemy
I beg to differ. The mice (meeses) are your natural enemy.
nope we just spread that fable to make you think they are our enemy we are good friends play poker with them 2 times a week
That's because you believe in keeping your friends close but your enemies closer.
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targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:More than one mouse is a moose
Well a moose is big. Could challenge an elephant.
nope i play poker with moose 1 day a week

I hear they require high antlers, I mean antes.
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strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote: It's not often you find such a willing meal.
that's cause an elephant has no natural enemy
I beg to differ. The mice (meeses) are your natural enemy.
nope we just spread that fable to make you think they are our enemy we are good friends play poker with them 2 times a week
That's because you believe in keeping your friends close but your enemies closer.
That may or may not be true my good friend :D
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strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:More than one mouse is a moose
Well a moose is big. Could challenge an elephant.
nope i play poker with moose 1 day a week

I hear they require high antlers, I mean antes.
yeah but when your a pro at poker after all those mice are crafty players the moose are just the high rollers.
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We watched "Fantastic Mr. Fox" last night
Loved it :D
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Quirk wrote:We watched "Fantastic Mr. Fox" last night
Loved it :D
QUIRK!!!! how you been, well if your watched MR. Fox then you must be good.
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targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote: that's cause an elephant has no natural enemy
I beg to differ. The mice (meeses) are your natural enemy.
nope we just spread that fable to make you think they are our enemy we are good friends play poker with them 2 times a week
That's because you believe in keeping your friends close but your enemies closer.
That may or may not be true my good friend :D
It is true.
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targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
targetman377 wrote:
strike wolf wrote:
Army of GOD wrote:More than one mouse is a moose
Well a moose is big. Could challenge an elephant.
nope i play poker with moose 1 day a week

I hear they require high antlers, I mean antes.
yeah but when your a pro at poker after all those mice are crafty players the moose are just the high rollers.
As tall as they are they have to be.
Maxleod wrote:Not strike, he's the only one with a functioning brain.
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Quirk wrote:We watched "Fantastic Mr. Fox" last night
Loved it :D
Havent seen it but it looked entertaining.
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