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So emmm.......

Euthanasia For or Against?


When someones cat, dog, parakeet or fish gets to sick Euthunasia " is the humane thing to do". A Human can suffer in agonizing, blinding, mind numbing pain for years and it's inhumane to euthanize them....

yeah we humans make allllll kinds of sense!
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jay_a2j wrote:Wefare reform. For or against?










Grab the paddles and stand back! CLEAR!


Define reform...
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AK_iceman wrote:LMAO
Congrats andy on 1000 posts
make a wish 777
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reverend_kyle wrote:
AK_iceman wrote:LMAO
Congrats andy on 1000 posts
make a wish 777

Oh boy, i finally get to make that wish.....hmmm.....
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lol...I'm curious about this wish...lol

Andy, congrats!! Now there are 4 of us in the club...woohoo...

Nice jokes, BTW...
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areyouincahoots wrote:Nice jokes, BTW...

They were lame!
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i heard them both before.

A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the shirt off his back, and had nothing left but a quarter and the second half of his round trip ticket. If he could just get to the airport he could get himself home. So he went out to the front of the casino where there was a cab waiting.

He got in and explained his situation to the cabbie. He promised to send the driver money from home, he offered him his credit card numbers, his drivers license number, his address, etc., but to no avail.

The cabbie said, "If you don't have fifteen dollars, get the hell out of my cab!" So the businessman was forced to hitch-hike to the airport and was barely in time to catch his flight.

One year later the businessman, having worked long and hard to regain his financial success, returned to Vegas and this time he won big. Feeling pretty good about himself, he went out to the front of the casino to get a cab ride back to the airport.

Well who should he see out there, at the end of a long line of cabs, but his old buddy who had refused to give him a ride when he was down on his luck.

The businessman thought for a moment about how he could make the guy pay for his lack of charity, and he hit on a plan. The businessman got in the first cab in the line, "How much for a ride to the airport," he asked?

"Fifteen bucks," came the reply.

"And how much for you to give me oral sex on the way?"

"What? Get the hell out of my cab."

The businessman got into the back of each cab in the long line and asked the same questions, with the same result. When he got to his old friend at the back of the line, he got in and asked "How much for a ride to the airport?"

The cabbie replied "fifteen bucks."

The businessman said "ok", and off they went.
Then, as they drove slowly past the longline of cabs, the businessman gave a big smile and thumbs up sign to each driver.
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ROFL
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200
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u know the funny thing about this tread is that the person that started it isnt even playing anymore...
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REaly i didnt knwo that how long they been gone
All trespassers will be shot on sight. All survivors will then be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. Have a nice day!!!
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According to previous posts, they were busted for having multiple accounts.
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there last game was on 5/17
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Phate wrote:200

923
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HAPPY LATE BDAY EYES84FREE :)
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TY kylie
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theosi wrote:
So emmm.......

Euthanasia For or Against?


When someones cat, dog, parakeet or fish gets to sick Euthunasia " is the humane thing to do". A Human can suffer in agonizing, blinding, mind numbing pain for years and it's inhumane to euthanize them....

yeah we humans make allllll kinds of sense!



There is a fudamental difference between an animal and a human. And I can't stand the people who think animal life is more valuable than human life. (you can usually find these people on the left)
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reverend_kyle wrote:
jay_a2j wrote:Wefare reform. For or against?










Grab the paddles and stand back! CLEAR!


Define reform...




Reform... To eliminate welfare fraud, to make able bodied people on welfare get off. It was created for the widow's of WWII. It has become a free pass through life for the lazy.
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Post by Pilate »

jay_a2j wrote:
theosi wrote:
So emmm.......

Euthanasia For or Against?


When someones cat, dog, parakeet or fish gets to sick Euthunasia " is the humane thing to do". A Human can suffer in agonizing, blinding, mind numbing pain for years and it's inhumane to euthanize them....

yeah we humans make allllll kinds of sense!



There is a fudamental difference between an animal and a human. And I can't stand the people who think animal life is more valuable than human life. (you can usually find these people on the left)


lololo, cheap shot.

people on the right are less likely to care about life, human animal or otherwise, at all. they just "profess" to
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Bump bumpidy bump bump bump
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360bpm

The oldest and greatest Drum and Bass crew in Seattle

Also the number of this page...

Of course it's irrelevant;

obody here cares about dnb anyway.
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+1
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thegrimsleeper wrote:360bpm

The oldest and greatest Drum and Bass crew in Seattle

Also the number of this page...

Of course it's irrelevant;

obody here cares about dnb anyway.

That's the most correct you've ever said.
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So is this thread going to die off for the summer...or will someone take over?
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