king of the hill

jako · Post by **jako** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 12:14 pm

i spread a rumour that ur gay online, a horde of stinky, fat old bald gay men come and take u away

my hill

dustn64 · Post by **dustn64** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 12:17 pm

you really are gay and want all the men that are coming for me. you get them.

my hill

cena-rules · Post by **cena-rules** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 1:24 pm

your dick gets cut off

my hill

dustn64 · Post by **dustn64** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 1:47 pm

you take my sawed off dick and suck it in the corner

my hill

cena-rules · Post by **cena-rules** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 3:07 pm

i shoot you

my hill

Aimless · Post by **Aimless** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 4:13 pm

I dig up the hill, divide it up into fifty thousand small piles of dirt, and start a company named "Hill, Inc."

I then rent out each Hill(tm) to the remaining posters in this thread for $50 per post.

My fortune.

cena-rules · Post by **cena-rules** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 4:15 pm

i buy all the hills

my hills

dustn64 · Post by **dustn64** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 6:45 pm

I wait until you die of old age then take the hill

my hill

sfhbballnut · Post by **sfhbballnut** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 6:58 pm

I make you die of old age, my hill

dustn64 · Post by **dustn64** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 10:00 pm

you can't make me do anything

my hill

Dancing Mustard · Post by **Dancing Mustard** » Tue Jul 17, 2007 4:55 am

A massive python made only of wing-wang gobbles you up then splurts you all over the clouds next time it laughs.

Spamalot's Hill. To the max.

cena-rules · Post by **cena-rules** » Tue Jul 17, 2007 9:38 am

i eat you

my hill

dustn64 · Post by **dustn64** » Tue Jul 17, 2007 10:25 am

you get colon cancer and die

my hill

cena-rules · Post by **cena-rules** » Tue Jul 17, 2007 10:33 am

you get skin cancer and die

my hill

dustn64 · Post by **dustn64** » Tue Jul 17, 2007 10:50 am

o rly?

This is me, I dont have skin

still my hill

cena-rules · Post by **cena-rules** » Tue Jul 17, 2007 11:25 am

i shoot you with an ion cannon

you turn into 8839273537510794587638764 bits of dust

my hill

vtmarik · Post by **vtmarik** » Tue Jul 17, 2007 11:26 am

I take away your belt and you run away crying because I took your toy.

My hill.

cena-rules · Post by **cena-rules** » Tue Jul 17, 2007 11:32 am

i show you my ass

you run in horror

my asses hill

Balsiefen · Post by **Balsiefen** » Tue Jul 17, 2007 11:53 am

I kick your donkey

my hill

cena-rules · Post by **cena-rules** » Tue Jul 17, 2007 12:00 pm

i set hitler on you
my hill

dustn64 · Post by **dustn64** » Tue Jul 17, 2007 1:52 pm

america enters the war

my hill

Balsiefen · Post by **Balsiefen** » Tue Jul 17, 2007 3:44 pm

China becomes a superpower, this combined with an oil crisis whith russia selling its oil reserves at an extreamly high price to desperate industries and freak weather conditions in western and southern states causes economic depression and the eventual collapse of america........

My hill

cena-rules · Post by **cena-rules** » Tue Jul 17, 2007 3:50 pm

i nuke china

my hill

china nuke me

your hill

sfhbballnut · Post by **sfhbballnut** » Tue Jul 17, 2007 4:50 pm

I steal the hill in the transfer, my hill

cena-rules · Post by **cena-rules** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 1:59 pm

i tell a bad knock knock joke.
you run off

my hill