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62. Whatever happens, no matter how they swing, the dice will always screw you over... eventually.
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63. Never get involved in a land war in Asia.
64. Never go up against a Sicilian when death is on the line (unless you're the man in black).
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65. Watching Princess Bride is good for your health.
66. Apples are far superior to oranges; therefore, apples win.
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john9blue wrote:55) portal jokes got old a while ago
*portals in to the thread*
What portal jokes?
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67.There's a big difference between being dead and being mostly dead
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68. Charlie Sheen is winning.

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rdsrds2120 wrote:68. Charlie Sheen is winning.

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69. Damn right he is
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71. Sometimes, the things that may or may not be true are the things a man needs to believe in the most: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXn5-r8mj-s
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72. It is inevitable that you will get paint on yourself when you pull out the brush and can, no matter how hard you try to prevent it.
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BigBallinStalin wrote: 66. Apples are far superior to oranges; therefore, apples win.
73. BBS can't deal with losing. He'll try to sneak false statements in through the back door when you're not looking.
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74. Eating orange peels is detrimental to one's brain.
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75. Alligators bite hard.

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76. Dubstep is awful and must be eliminated from the earth
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77. huge ass dubstep drops kick ass
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